Toast The New Carlton Thread: Lukey Sayers adds his utensil to the wooden spoons

[manicpie]

Or had a go at Vossy’s mrs….

He must have

 

[LuckyLee]

Pretty sure Dow will be their sub this week.

Vossy told him to expect to come on at the 20 minute mark of Q4 and that any fewer than 30 disposals, 10 marks and 10 tackles will see him banished again. No pressure.

It’s all about setting players up for success at Carlton.


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[sideswipe]

Just giving this thread a Game Day bump.

 

[riddick78]

Ed curnow the super sub

Ed "i'm not a footballer, but i play one on TV" Curnow.

Unbelievable they didn't bring him in. He must surely have one foot out the door already.

You think he would, he's been getting something like 30-40 disposals the last couple of weeks in the VFL. Better than Ed Curnow.

I look forward to tonights game, i'm a bit conflicted with this game, i want both teams to lose, maybe a draw, but would expect Melbourne to win comfortably.

 

[Chameleon75]

Ed "i'm not a footballer, but i play one on TV" Curnow.

You think he would, he's been getting something like 30-40 disposals the last couple of weeks in the VFL. Better than Ed Curnow.

I look forward to tonights game, i'm a bit conflicted with this game, i want both teams to lose, maybe a draw, but would expect Melbourne to win comfortably.

we have a chance to put space between us and melbourne next week, but Carlton’s losing streak must continue, it’s a nonnegotiable, and if melbourne drop the ball on this we should punish them for it.

 

[riddick78]

we have a chance to put space between us and melbourne next week, but Carlton’s losing streak must continue, it’s a nonnegotiable, and if melbourne drop the ball on this we should punish them for it.

Forgive me, i had a memory laps, of course Carlton losing is a nonnegotiable. Being a Melbourne home game, you'd think Melbourne supporters will turn up. I predict that Carlton supporters will start to walk out at half time, if they turn up.

 

[Black_White]

Ed "i'm not a footballer, but i play one on TV" Curnow.

You think he would, he's been getting something like 30-40 disposals the last couple of weeks in the VFL. Better than Ed Curnow.

I look forward to tonights game, i'm a bit conflicted with this game, i want both teams to lose, maybe a draw, but would expect Melbourne to win comfortably.

No conflict here.
Maximum pain and hurt for the club and followers that are the filth.

 

[Doc1763]

Ed "i'm not a footballer, but i play one on TV" Curnow.

You think he would, he's been getting something like 30-40 disposals the last couple of weeks in the VFL. Better than Ed Curnow.

I look forward to tonights game, i'm a bit conflicted with this game, i want both teams to lose, maybe a draw, but would expect Melbourne to win comfortably.

I hope it ends like last time they played Melbourne.

 

[Pistol Night]

Another Friday night. Another Carlton meltdown. Bring on 7.50.

 

[CasuallyDressed]

Can't wait for the fan cams after their loss tonight.

 

[ElliottsMaggies]

Can't wait for the fan cams after their loss tonight.

Sales for phones must skyrocket after each Blues loss with so many fans smashing their phones during the game.

 

[Pistol Night]

Sales for phones must skyrocket after each Blues loss with so many fans smashing their phones during the game.

Good time to buy Apple shares before every Carlton game

 

[ElliottsMaggies]

'Don't think we're too far away': Voss defiant in wake of horror run

Carlton coach Michael Voss has backed his team to turn things around after a week of turmoil on and off the field

www.afl.com.au

 

[FireKrakouer]

Friday night heaven part II. Grab a pizza and get comfortable, woodsmen and woodswomen.

Even if Carlton somehow win, it's still good for us and still hilarious. Win/win tonight.

 

[Jim Levenstein]

'Don't think we're too far away': Voss defiant in wake of horror run

Carlton coach Michael Voss has backed his team to turn things around after a week of turmoil on and off the field

www.afl.com.au

Haha, sounds like the pep talk I give myself at the roulette table. For such an inspiring player and captain, he is an insipid head coach.

 

[FireKrakouer]

Can't wait for the fan cams after their loss tonight.

Hopefully that muppet Snapper melts down on 3aw again

 

[BuildEmUp]

Friday night heaven part II. Grab a pizza and get comfortable, woodsmen and woodswomen.

Even if Carlton somehow win, it's still good for us and still hilarious. Win/win tonight.

never get tired of replying this
Poor Bluesssssss...

 

[sr36]

I’m not sure about Sayers being tainted by the PWC debacle, but even a hint, a suggestion, a raised eyebrow will do. Anything to keep this pile on going at Carlton. There’s something new and delicious every day. It’s a smorgasbord of issues. What a treat!

I'm torn. I'm loving it, but all this turmoil might result in change and them cutting out the postulant warts that they are so riddled with - we don't want that.

 

[ElliottsMaggies]

Haha, sounds like the pep talk I give myself at the roulette table. For such an inspiring player and captain, he is an insipid head coach.

It's just a mish mash of meaningless 'toxic positivity' quotes if that's how he talks to the players, it's no wonder they have no clue.

 

[Greenaicos]

we have a chance to put space between us and melbourne next week, but Carlton’s losing streak must continue, it’s a nonnegotiable, and if melbourne drop the ball on this we should punish them for it.

Hope it’s a terrible game with Demons scraping home 3:18 to 3:17. Mackay misses from 3 meters out after the siren and Petracca and Gawn are sited for sling tackles where no one gets hurt nevertheless they both get a week.

 

[Vicky Park]

I'm torn. I'm loving it, but all this turmoil might result in change and them cutting out the postulant warts that they are so riddled with - we don't want that.

I know, I know, but their ‘warts’ are hard to get rid of. They are embedded in the culture of the club, it’s how the place has historically been run - by a cohort of faceless old interfering men who hold the club to ransom and still think it’s 1995.

 

[swoop42]

What's the difference between a Carlton fan and a death row inmate?

The Carlton fan has less to look forward to.

 

[Pistol Night]

It's just a mish mash of meaningless 'toxic positivity' quotes if that's how he talks to the players, it's no wonder they have no clue.

Vossy has been inspired by this legend

 

[swoop42]

Did they go on to win the f**k**g game?

I need to know.

 

[Jim Levenstein]

Did they go on to win the f**k**g game?

I need to know.

They did it for the point of exhaustion marathon runner.