Toast The New Carlton Thread: Lukey Sayers adds his utensil to the wooden spoons

[ElliottsMaggies]

Vossy has been inspired by this legend

Haha. And they all look like stubbies in their guernseys. How appropriate.

 

[Pistol Night]

Did they go on to win the f**k**g game?

I need to know.

I think they did. By 3 points.

 

[ElliottsMaggies]

I think they did. By 3 points.

By 3 fkng points.

 

[Mkcaptain]

Here is a plot point I hope comes up in the Carlton fan cams and talkback callers tonight. Grundy to play a blinder and all of the Carlton fans asking why they didn't go after him last trade period instead of having to sign Pittonet up for 4 years.

 

[ElliottsMaggies]

Here is a plot point I hope comes up in the Carlton fan cams and talkback callers tonight. Grundy to play a blinder and all of the Carlton fans asking why they didn't go after him last trade period instead of having to sign Pittonet up for 4 years.

If Grundy has a blinder, the Blues fans will just use that as an excuse to rub in what a mistake the Pies made by moving him on.

Disclaimer: I don't think we made a mistake.

 

[Pistol Night]

If Grundy has a blinder, the Blues fans will just use that as an excuse to rub in what a mistake the Pies made by moving him on.

Disclaimer: I don't think we made a mistake.

Gee that'll really rub salt into our wound being 10-1 and premiership favourites.

 

[Mollythedolly]

I heard that Fitzpatrick dickhead on the radio this morning saying that their board is strong (yeah right!) and blamed their predicament on poor accuracy in kicking for goal.

I kid you not.

edit: They must have been giving out Rhode Scholarships on the back of Wheetbix packets in the late 70s.

Something to do with the consumption of yard glasses apparently.

 

[jimmy35]

Another Friday night. Another Carlton meltdown. Bring on 7.50.

They’re hanging in there fighting for the old honourable loss.

 

[ElliottsMaggies]

They’re hanging in there fighting for the old honourable loss.

Where's Snapper? Surely he's called 3AW at half time.

 

[Didak Wine]

The rolling title of this thread is the fire that warms my hands.

 

[Didak Wine]

make me laugh

 

[jimmy35]

So brave

 

[Horaceg]

I wish Melbourne could have lost also but we can wait another week for that.

 

[CasuallyDressed]

 

[ElliottsMaggies]

 

[MagpieJoel]

So brave

Brave as.

 

[Vicky Park]

Carlton are really, truly, cross my heart and hope to die - bad.

 

[iGNITER]

Richmond vs GWS Sunday… one will win so Carlton will drop another place on the ladder… woweeee

 

[ElliottsMaggies]

 

[Kirby]

their lack of effort would be sad if it wasn’t so amusing.

 

[ElliottsMaggies]

their lack of effort would be sad if it wasn’t so amusing.

They just don't chase. Never, ever consider smothering. No pressure whatsoever on their opponent with the ball.

It's absolutely pitiful to watch. In an enjoyable kind of way ..

 

[PonsfordMagpie]

Carlton in the past month:

• 44 points vs Melbourne
• 51 points vs Sydney
• 57 points vs Collingwood
• 59 points vs Western Bulldogs

This is with two Coleman medallists. Vossy is a coaching genius.

 

[Chameleon75]

Vossy was hired to make the 4, they failed to specify which end, you gotta keep thing simple for vossy

 

[3rdMan]

^^Haha you've finally seen his plan! Genius Vossy fighting for bottom 4 to keep his job via loophole.

 

[3rdMan]

That 3rd quarter though, the excitement. You could really see all that the Blues are capable of. Three whole goals in a quarter .Haven't seen their attack humming like that in a long while.