Toast The New Carlton Thread: Lukey Sayers adds his utensil to the wooden spoons

[Daics35Marvel]

I had forgotten about our role in the hiring of Michael Voss. Well played Paul Licuria

Paul Licuria

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47

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21.1

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11.9

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9.2

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4.9

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2.6

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Report: Blues asked Collingwood for guidance on coaching process

“(But) those people probably ran the process last time, so they’re probably looking for improvement.”

www.sen.com.au

 

[jmac70]

That guy looks like a knob.

 

[Anzacday]

That guy looks like a knob.

Well he is a Carlton supporter

 

[Anzacday]

Just found this little gem, (although I’m sure they mean losses)…
If we lose the next two games Carlton will set a new record that the media will play up and show no mercy on.
We will break the consecutive loses record after a 100-poiint win.

 

[Timmy from Thomastown]

Richmond vs GWS Sunday… one will win so Carlton will drop another place on the ladder… woweeee

Shame they are playing each other….otherwise Carlton could drop two spots.

 

[Timmy from Thomastown]

Carlton in the past month:

• 44 points vs Melbourne
• 51 points vs Sydney
• 57 points vs Collingwood
• 59 points vs Western Bulldogs

This is with two Coleman medallists. Vossy is a coaching genius.

So they are on the improve then?

 

[CasuallyDressed]

The fiancé has described me (and I guess all Pies fans) as a Vampire who feeds off the misery of Carlton and their fans.

She's right.

 

[sideswipe]

The fiancé has described me (and I guess all Pies fans) as a Vampire who feeds off the misery of Carlton and their fans.

She's right.

If she’s a fiancé, she’s a he. You done your due diligence?


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[#23 Hill]

Voss is an unlikable charcater, I can’t imagine the players enjoy him being there.

Everyone’s forgetting Silvagni’s role in their demise.

They really need to think out of the square and try a circuit breaker at this point. They should get Akermanis in as coach. Someone who could get them to play with a bit of dare. Plus the post game pressers would be entertaining

 

[jmac70]

They really need to think out of the square and try a circuit breaker at this point. They should get Akermanis in as coach. Someone who could get them to play with a bit of dare. Plus the post game pressers would be entertaining

They could have Voss and Aker coaching alternative weeks.

 

[ElliottsMaggies]

That guy looks like a knob.

He supports Carlton.

 

[Sweeetleftfoot]

Hard to believe this side has 2 Coleman medalists, and can only muster 6 goals.
As usual a Carlton prime time game means the weekend gets off to a good start.

 

[stormskye]

1 win in 8 weeks against a wafl team.

 

[ElliottsMaggies]

They really need to think out of the square and try a circuit breaker at this point. They should get Akermanis in as coach. Someone who could get them to play with a bit of dare. Plus the post game pressers would be entertaining

Akermanis? Bring in one of the most unlikeable blokes in footy? I don't think his team mates even liked him, did they?

Sounds perfect. Bring him in.

 

[#23 Hill]

They could have Voss and Aker coaching alternative weeks.

Yes. Co coaches. If you win you get to coach again next week. If you lose the other bloke does. Competition for spots. It's a good thing.

 

[PIEWITHSAUCE]

They really need to think out of the square and try a circuit breaker at this point. They should get Akermanis in as coach. Someone who could get them to play with a bit of dare. Plus the post game pressers would be entertaining

Cultural fit too - cheats at golf.

 

[sideswipe]

Cultural fit too - cheats at golf.

You beat me to it!


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[left at home]

Perfect start to the weekend
Long may it continue

 

[CasuallyDressed]

If she’s a fiancé, she’s a he. You done your due diligence?


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God damnit.

 

[#23 Hill]

Should we offer Jacob Weitering

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Jacob Weitering

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27

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195cm

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102kg

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13.8

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5.6

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1.3

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189.4

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10.8

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6.0

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6.0

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0.8

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263.4

4star

asylum? As he would obviously be keen to leave the Blues.

 

[76woodenspooners]

Can't wait for the fan cams after their loss tonight.

This week they actually gave a shout out of oppo fans watching at one point

 

[ElliottsMaggies]

Should we offer Jacob Weitering asylum? As he would obviously be keen to leave the Blues.

No.

 

[CasuallyDressed]

Should we offer Jacob Weitering asylum? As he would obviously be keen to leave the Blues.

If you actually meant to write Charlie Curnow, then yes.

 

[The Magnificent Seven]

They really need to think out of the square and try a circuit breaker at this point. They should get Akermanis in as coach. Someone who could get them to play with a bit of dare. Plus the post game pressers would be entertaining

Journos will leave the pressers having bought terrible property in the Gold Coast before they know it

 

[The Magnificent Seven]

Should we offer Jacob Weitering asylum? As he would obviously be keen to leave the Blues.

I’d prefer Lewis Young. I think he could be developed