Toast The New Carlton Thread: Lukey Sayers adds his utensil to the wooden spoons

[JB1975]

Bring back interesting divorce proceedings!

The most absurd situation was when a married couple just didn't want to be with each other, they often felt the need to get elaborate.

This sometimes involved hiring a prostitute and private detective, then 'catching' infidelity to ease the process.

Family Law Act is good legislation but pitiful entertainment.

 

[sr36]

You can't beat an interesting divorce. It's high on my priority list.

It's all been down hill since 75. I miss simpler times when you could get pissed and then drive your car to the court to watch some interesting divorce.

 

[The Phantom]

Bring back interesting divorce proceedings!

I’d rather bring back Duels and firing squads

 

[sr36]

I’d rather bring back Duels and firing squads

 

[Pistol Night]

I’d rather bring back Duels and firing squads

Lukey would prefer that over a sword fight I'd wager

 

[jathanas]

 

[NMBB]

Bring back interesting divorce proceedings!

IIRC they used to publish a summary in the paper of divorces granted - available sub headings:
decree nisi - decree absolute

accompanied by salacious descriptions including "adultery"

 

[sr36]

IIRC they used to publish a summary in the paper of divorces granted - available sub headings:
decree nisi - decree absolute

accompanied by salacious descriptions including "adultery"

I'd like to see that done now:

Decree absolute:
Bald and fat
Nagging and annoying

 

[NMBB]

Annulled (ie it never really existed):

always texting friends - only grunted when asked anything

 

[sr36]

Annulled (ie it never really existed):

always texting friends - only grunted when asked anything

In Delaware you can get a marriage annulled if you got married as a dare or a practical joke...

 

[Timmy from Thomastown]

He denies he's responsible.

I guess that makes him Luke Naysayer.

Denies he’s responsible or accepts he’s irresponsible?

 

[ElliottsMaggies]

Cate Sayers quits charity run with husband - The Klaxon

Cate Sayers has quit as director from the charity she founded and ran with her husband, former long-time PwC Australia CEO Luke Sayers.

theklaxon.com.au

 

[Kirby]

Cate Sayers quits charity run with husband - The Klaxon

Cate Sayers has quit as director from the charity she founded and ran with her husband, former long-time PwC Australia CEO Luke Sayers.

theklaxon.com.au

This will give her time to take up her real passion in life as Luke’s IT and social media manager.

 

[jathanas]

This will give her time to take up her real passion in life as Luke’s IT and social media manager.

I read somewhere that her new calling is portrait photography.

 

[NMBB]

I read somewhere that her new calling is portrait photography.

Online framing?

 

[The Phantom]

This will give her time to take up her real passion in life as Luke’s IT and social media manager.

Maybe she already is!!!!

 

[NMBB]

From Sayers Group website


they forget to mention this includes the fees they charge

 

[Pistol Night]

From Sayers Group website

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they forget to mention this includes the fees they charge

- but above all that we aren't afraid to send some pork sword portraits which is an industry exclusive

 

[NMBB]

- but above all that we aren't afraid to send some pork sword portraits which is an industry exclusive

If pork not acceptable we can do beef bayonets

 

[swoop42]

If pork not acceptable we can do beef bayonets

I'd rather some beef curtains.

 

[jimmy35]

Disappointed there hasn’t been another new scandal to liven up the off season for a while. Come on Baggers!

 

[Pistol Night]

Disappointed there hasn’t been another new scandal to liven up the off season for a while. Come on Baggers!

Lucky Lukey only has 1 dick

 

[Kirby]

Lucky Lukey only has 1 dick

But an unlimited supply of arseh*le

 

[NMBB]

Disappointed there hasn’t been another new scandal to liven up the off season for a while. Come on Baggers!

Be patient - plenty of time and opportunity - I'm sure Wrighty is working on something...

 

[Fat Jesus]

Disappointed there hasn’t been another new scandal to liven up the off season for a while. Come on Baggers!

It's Essendons turn mate. Be patient