Toast The New Carlton Thread: Lukey Sayers adds his utensil to the wooden spoons

[The Royal Sampler]

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Btw, pre-nups don’t really work once a marriage is decades long.

You recommend the introduction of mandatory term limits?

 

[sr36]

You recommend the introduction of mandatory term limits?

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[JB1975]

Bring back interesting divorce proceedings!

The most absurd situation was when a married couple just didn't want to be with each other, they often felt the need to get elaborate.

This sometimes involved hiring a prostitute and private detective, then 'catching' infidelity to ease the process.

Family Law Act is good legislation but pitiful entertainment.

 

[sr36]

You can't beat an interesting divorce. It's high on my priority list.

It's all been down hill since 75. I miss simpler times when you could get pissed and then drive your car to the court to watch some interesting divorce.

 

[The Phantom]

Bring back interesting divorce proceedings!

I’d rather bring back Duels and firing squads

 

[sr36]

I’d rather bring back Duels and firing squads

 

[Pistol Night]

I’d rather bring back Duels and firing squads

Lukey would prefer that over a sword fight I'd wager

 

[jathanas]

 

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The most absurd situation was when a married couple just didn't want to be with each other, they often felt the need to get elaborate.

This sometimes involved hiring a prostitute and private detective, then 'catching' infidelity to ease the process.

Family Law Act is good legislation but pitiful entertainment.

Was that your explanation when your missus walked in on you and the trans hooker?

“I was just trying to be historically authentic!”


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[NMBB]

Bring back interesting divorce proceedings!

IIRC they used to publish a summary in the paper of divorces granted - available sub headings:
decree nisi - decree absolute

accompanied by salacious descriptions including "adultery"

 

[sr36]

IIRC they used to publish a summary in the paper of divorces granted - available sub headings:
decree nisi - decree absolute

accompanied by salacious descriptions including "adultery"

I'd like to see that done now:

Decree absolute:
Bald and fat
Nagging and annoying

 

[NMBB]

Annulled (ie it never really existed):

always texting friends - only grunted when asked anything

 

[sr36]

Annulled (ie it never really existed):

always texting friends - only grunted when asked anything

In Delaware you can get a marriage annulled if you got married as a dare or a practical joke...

 

[Timmy from Thomastown]

He denies he's responsible.

I guess that makes him Luke Naysayer.

Denies he’s responsible or accepts he’s irresponsible?

 

[ElliottsMaggies]

Cate Sayers quits charity run with husband - The Klaxon

Cate Sayers has quit as director from the charity she founded and ran with her husband, former long-time PwC Australia CEO Luke Sayers.

theklaxon.com.au

 

[Kirby]

Cate Sayers quits charity run with husband - The Klaxon

Cate Sayers has quit as director from the charity she founded and ran with her husband, former long-time PwC Australia CEO Luke Sayers.

theklaxon.com.au

This will give her time to take up her real passion in life as Luke’s IT and social media manager.

 

[jathanas]

This will give her time to take up her real passion in life as Luke’s IT and social media manager.

I read somewhere that her new calling is portrait photography.

 

[NMBB]

I read somewhere that her new calling is portrait photography.

Online framing?