Banter The No Dazzlering Big Cricket Thread

[happy_eagle]

Complete erasure of Andy Gantheaume...

Cricinfo are notoriously Anti-Gantheaume

 

[Truckosaurus]

Mahli Beardman added to the ODI squad! Good on him, hope he gets a shot.

 

[THE A5]

Mahli Beardman added to the ODI squad! Good on him, hope he gets a shot.

Good on him but strange decision

 

[Truckosaurus]

Good on him but strange decision

Nah, with the injury list and a nothing series you might as well give the young talent a taste.

 

[kane249]

Good on him but strange decision

Australia has already lost pace bowlers Xavier Bartlett, Nathan Ellis, Riley Meredith and Spencer Johnson to injury, while Josh Hazlewood missed the T20s against Scotland with a calf strain. Meanwhile, Pat Cummins was not selected for the United Kingdom white-ball tour so he could work on strength and conditioning ahead of the home summer.

New South Wales seamer Ben Dwarshuis joined the Australian squad ahead of Sunday’s third T20 against England

If anyone is wondering where the Eagles S&C team ended up

 

[FKASC]

Stobo a chance for a late call up

 

[Truckosaurus]

Cricket Australia bans ex-Sri Lankan Test player for 20 years after 'serious breach' of code of conduct

Dulip Samaraweera is banned from holding any position within Cricket Australia or a state or territory association after he was found to have "engaged in inappropriate behaviour".

www.abc.net.au

Light on details but certainly must have been bad and, reading between the lines, affecting a player.

 

[Mulldogg]

How does Abbott keep getting a gig in the Australian side? Military medium cannon fodder

 

[Dazzler9]

No reason, just 'cos.

 

[Truckosaurus]

How does Abbott keep getting a gig in the Australian side? Military medium cannon fodder

 

[KBLT]

Completely forgot this was going on lol.

150 and 2 wickets for Trav Head is a fair day at the office.

 

[Avalor]

Completely forgot this was going on lol.

150 and 2 wickets for Trav Head is a fair day at the office.

Travis head is in rare form. Exhilarating to watch!

 

[kane249]

Completely forgot this was going on lol.

150 and 2 wickets for Trav Head is a fair day at the office.

Marnus unlucky, on nearly any other day 77no and 3 wickets get you man of the match

 

[KBLT]

Are you fvcking kidding me?

Former attorney-general of Australia to join WACA board

Christian Porter looks set to join his first public role since his retirement from Federal politics, with speculation mounting he will join the board of the Western Australian Cricket Association this week.

thewest.com.au

 

[FKASC]

Three Mendis in the SL test 11 against NZ

 

[Truckosaurus]

The plural is Mendes

 

[Truckosaurus]

Switched from the prelim to the ODI and the change in pressure was so severe I've got the Bends.

 

[matthew_s]

Are you fvcking kidding me?

Former attorney-general of Australia to join WACA board

Christian Porter looks set to join his first public role since his retirement from Federal politics, with speculation mounting he will join the board of the Western Australian Cricket Association this week.

thewest.com.au

How ****ing tone deaf.

 

[Mulldogg]

Shithouse batting performance this.

 

[CoastersFlag No.5]

Carey showing a bit with a fighting 50.

 

[Keys]

Started well in the field

Wasted a review

Dropped a catch at 2nd slip

Starc with 3 wides in one over

Poms already 0/26 halfway through the 4th over

 

[Keys]

Salt just got Dazzlered

1/26

 

[Mulldogg]

Ricky Ponting is cricket’s answer to Nostradamus.

Bloody uncanny how he calls things ahead of time.

Starc been bowling absolute pus prior to that wicket though.

 

[Mulldogg]

Great caught and bowled but did Hards lose a bet with that haircut? Absolute knife and fork job.

 

[Ilkka Sinisalo]

And we are back!!!