Mega Thread The Official NBA Offseason Thread 4 (Dwights first full thread as a Laker)

[Dez!]

traitor and a quitter. thank god we got rid of him

He quit because they traded him to Nawlins, c'mon son.

 

[peternorth]

He quit because they traded him to Nawlins, c'mon son.

sure did

 

[Scallop Industry Thug]

Ray Allen signed with the Miami Heat over the offseason, taking less money to leave the Boston Celtics.
"I don't have Ray's number anymore," said Kevin Garnett when asked if he has spoken to Allen since the offseason.
"I have no problem when someone makes a decision that's the best for him and his family"​

Old school.

 

[peternorth]

Old school.

KGs check list:
height? check
weight? check
position? check
all good. can trash talk player

 

[Shade]

Media day for Boston, Miami, Dallas and the Clippers

Thank christ Kaman had a shave his beard was possibly the most awful looking one ive seen in my life

looked like a lost homeless man.

 

[Scallop Industry Thug]

KGs check list:
height? check
weight? check
position? check
all good. can trash talk player

Don't forget race.

 

[Vincent Chase]

1. sheed signs with knicks. we (lakers) looked at him and decided its enough dealing with a new clueless coach let alone a talented malcontent.

Old school.

 

[Scallop Industry Thug]

**** I forgot they signed all those players.

They would pwn on NBA Live 98.

 

[Papa Juggs]

Magic are gonna beat them all up and down the court even without whoever it was we lost.

Knicks suck

 

[OrdinaryJoel]

Magic are gonna beat them all up and down the court even without whoever it was we lost.

Knicks suck

You speak the truth, brother!

 

[Vincent Chase]

Magic are gonna beat them all up and down the court even without whoever it was we lost.

Knicks suck

I look forward to bumping this post.

You speak the truth, brother!

You were better when you were 'liking' posts.

 

[Scully2Folau]

Apparently that turd burglar Billy Hunter received a $600k pay increase during the lockout, taking him to a $3m salary.

Surprisingly, despite his age, that $3m a year is not being paid by the Knickerbockers.

 

[silverscope]

Brooklyn's new tops

 

[silverscope]

Hey nbaman1

You mad??

 

[peternorth]

Hey nbaman1

You mad??

strange seeing miami 34 on a slim person. how would chalmers feel being left out

Brooklyn's new tops

quite boring, which is odd considering i love the lakers boring jersey. spurs also a good'un. maybe its the curved nature of the name. or that it lacks a dinosaur.

 

[peternorth]

ray ray taking the high road on the kg thingo. mature.

Allen signed a two-year deal with Miami for just a little more than $6 million, spurning an offer from Boston that was believed to be worth twice as much.

ive heard celtic fans complain that he left for money. strange.

 

[Gibbsy]

quite boring, which is odd considering i love the lakers boring jersey. spurs also a good'un. maybe its the curved nature of the name. or that it lacks a dinosaur.

I reckon round neck would have been better, even though it draws more similarities to the Spurs

Should have just been BROOKLYN in straight text, big slab font, no ****in around from Jay-Z, let the league know he means business

 

[PP34]

Hey nbaman1

You mad??

Nah. Lewis is a scrub and Allen can't defend a statue.

 

[Vincent Chase]

what's posted below is basketball related.

Spoiler

 

[Footypie32]

Hey nbaman1

Lebron: "So, I'm taking the last second shot." Bosh: "No way man, it's mine!" Wade: "Forget about it guys, I've been here longer!"
Ray thinking: "Damn, I shoulda stayed with the geriatrics."
Lewis: "Pssst, Ray. You think I can get amnestied again?."

 

[OrdinaryJoel]

You were better when you were 'liking' posts.

Feels sad, man...

 

[Vincent Chase]

Feels sad, man...

Is it permanent?

 

[OrdinaryJoel]

Is it permanent?

Temporary...

 

[Vincent Chase]

Temporary...

 

[OrdinaryJoel]

Is that Charlie in a Morph suit!?