The Port Power Offseason Lolz thread.

[Vikingblood]

When SANFL teams stop leaving our players in the reserves, we'll start releasing them to play SANFL finals.

Well that's because they are shit. Your entire list bar Wingard, Boak and Schulz is rotten to the core. Even worse, they don't care how crap they are.

 

[Geoffa32]

The Port player ahead of Brad Ebert in their BnF is sure to bring a few lolz...

How the heck did Brad Ebert not win that?

 

[thaigreencurry]

Sponsors take note........Port power does not damage your credibility.

The above statement is not endorsed by myatm, foodbank, vip, scotts transport

 

[Schulzenfest]

Kane Cornes over Brad Ebert

lol away. Words cannot describe how much I can't wait for a new coaching panel.

 

[CrowAboutIt]

How does this decision make any sense lol?

 

[relapse]

The Port player ahead of Brad Ebert in their BnF is sure to bring a few lolz...

How the heck did Brad Ebert not win that?

LOL

At the end of Round 19 Chaplin, Westoff and Cassisi were all sitting in front of Brad "better than Dangerfield" Ebert, even more hilarious was that Allifatty who was dropped during the year for being unfit was actually tied with Ebert on the same amount of votes !!!!!!

 

[WAG]

Poort now trolling itself.

 

[Amstaff_]

Yep I agree. Disgraceful.

 

[Team DJ]

When SANFL teams stop leaving our players in the reserves, we'll start releasing them to play SANFL finals.

when they are good enough to play senior SANFL they will get picked

 

[Schulzenfest]

Only one week until we can start the Camry Crows offseason lolz thread

 

[Nelso]

Only one week until we can start the Camry Crows offseason lolz thread

I think we can start it now, the Cats will have the bye next week

 

[Asgardian]

Tippett > Brogan

As a ruckman???????????

You're deluded.

Go Flower I seriously worry about your bitterness towards Adelaide doing well. What are you gonna do if Adelaide win this week?

As if that was at all likely ...

 

[Damp Squarie]

Prospective Coaches
Verb

not touch (something) with a ten foot pole

1. (idiomatic) To avoid something at all costs; to refuse to associate with something; signifies a strong aversionThis expression is nearly always used in the negative.

[edit] Translations

[show ▼]to avoid at all costs [edit] See also

• not be caught dead
• over my dead body
• not touch something with a barge pole

 

[BUTTON 92]

Now even Danyelle is officially out and Cameron wants to an assistant at GWS. Dom Casitski has closed to $1.01 to be Captain/Coach next year...

 

[Damp Squarie]

Kane Cornes over Brad Ebert

lol away. Words cannot describe how much I can't wait for a new coaching panel.

Are we there yet
Dont worry about a panel...just give us the coach already so we can LOL

 

[Mighty Chinook]

The amusing thing about this whole situation is not that Port Adelaide have the weakest list in the AFL, more "no name" players than any other team, no coach and no good coaches on the horizon as prospective candidates are aware of how much of a basket case Port Adelaide. It's not the fact that the AFL has been called in numerous times to keep the club afloat because no sponsors want anything to do with the least saleable club in the comp and the club is less financially viable than a Blockbuster video store. It's not even that Port had a terrible year, finished well down the ladder, and is losing some of its better players. The funny thing is that in spite of all this mediocrity, Port Adelaide will still only be introducing a pick #7 draftee to the side for the 2013, whilst the Crows will be introducing Brad Crouch who is a top 5 selection.

So really, the gap between the two sides is widening, and will continue to do so. Lolz

 

[Team DJ]

When is the last time a coach chose to be an assistnt at the wooden spooner over such a successful club full of proud history

 

[Mighty Chinook]

When is the last time a coach chose to be an assistnt at the wooden spooner over such a successful club full of proud history

I think you forgot to put "Lolz" after that post, because it really is hilarious. Seems like the Power were basically on the verge of announcing that Leon Cameron was the new coach, with the contract merely a formality, before he told em to f*** off so he could coach at a less-embarrassing club. Can you blame him?

I think this whole situation highlights that prospective coaches know that a stint at Port Adelaide as a coach is enough to prematurely end a coach's career, as the club is such a joke that there is no success on the horizon in the next 10 years. Maybe they should get someone to coach who doesn't care about his future coaching prospects? Terry Wallace anyone? Tom Hafey?

Allan Jeans? Jock McHale? If the club is dead, why not a dead coach?​

 

[thurmanmunson]

Hinkley and Primus have swapped positions. How ironic.

 

[Sekaj]

How long before Hinkley comes to his senses and remains at Gold Coast (good chance to replace Bluey IMO)?

 

[thurmanmunson]

Hinkley will lose the rest of his hair before pre-season even starts.

 

[Team DJ]

Is he the 6th choice now?
Roos Malthouse Eade Ratten Cameron all were ahead of him

 

[Dirt Track]

Ok ill admit , I thought of D_One today when on the radio they said -

"Rodney Eade has turned down the Port job ... for a second time" LOL.

The resident sycopath must be going off his ****in chops.

 

[Damp Squarie]

LOLing at Poort not LOLing at the Crows penaty but LOLing at the potential gate takings they'll get when Sydney flog them in round 13 watched by a massive influx of Crow supporters bouncing eggs off the baycovers at an unfit ****

 

[subaru]

Oh ...I was away and missed this ..........
Kornes beat Brabert ??????

Hilarious