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A small mercy may or may not be his thoughts as to where he'll end up post death. I suspect they've got a way of twisting themselves into heaven, though.
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George Pell very confused by heaven’s fire and brimstone vibe
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Formerly alive Cardinal George Pell has today reported his surprise at the rather drab nature of the afterlife.

“It’s a little different to how I pictured it but I’m sure this is where I’m meant to be!” he shouted over the lake of screaming souls. “After all, my convictions were overturned.”

Cardinal Pell was contacted by Peta Credlin’s new program ‘Sky News After Life’ where conservative men can continue to share their opinions, despite being cancelled by God and his woke agenda.

The Cardinal reported to be in good spirits. “I love the warm weather and everyone’s been really lovely. They even tell me I’ve been nominated for a senior position due to past experience!” he exclaimed. “How’s that for a first day.”

When questioned if he may be in a different location to heaven, Pell dismissed the notion, stating “This has to be heaven, so many of my colleagues are here!”

“I must admit I am a little surprised Jeffrey Epstein is here given the circumstances of his death,” he continued, “but it’s nice to see a familiar face.”
 
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A small mercy may or may not be his thoughts as to where he'll end up post death. I suspect they've got a way of twisting themselves into heaven, though.

No doubt when the imps see him licking his lips, they'll form a union and run him to the ladder to climb. If that's twisting to heaven, he better have worked on his cardio and upper body strength.
 
Been a big day in the mowing fields, trying to relax and watch a car show
The wife hasn't stopped talking for 15 minutes. Looks at me and says you're not listening to a word I'm saying

Yet you keep talking darling

She has left the room LOL
 
Been a big day in the mowing fields, trying to relax and watch a car show
The wife hasn't stopped talking for 15 minutes. Looks at me and says you're not listening to a word I'm saying

Yet you keep talking darling

She has left the room LOL
Unbelievable after all this time humans still face the same problems the world over 😂
 
Been a big day in the mowing fields, trying to relax and watch a car show
The wife hasn't stopped talking for 15 minutes. Looks at me and says you're not listening to a word I'm saying

Yet you keep talking darling

She has left the room LOL


Imagine if your missus had a career change and was hyper enthusiastic about talking about feelings and emotions and implying that everything you do is unhealthy and/or dysfunctional. I've perfected looking engaged while not listening.
 

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Imagine if your missus had a career change and was hyper enthusiastic about talking about feelings and emotions and implying that everything you do is unhealthy and/or dysfunctional. I've perfected looking engaged while not listening.
Maybe she was doing likewise whilst you were babbling on endlessly about Dunstan 🤔😉😁
 
Maybe she was doing likewise whilst you were babbling on endlessly about Dunstan 🤔😉😁


Jesus, I don't want to talk to her, she'd take it as an invite to start waffling back.
 
If King William wants to keep the Royal family running into the future, he'll put an immediate ban on any Royal family member from entering the USA. Exemption obviously if they're entering the USA to re-colonize that country.

Harry would have done so much better had he never visited that god forsaken place.
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"A 2022 Gallup poll found that Americans read less than at any time since the poll began in 1990.

The 2021 Australian National Reading Survey found that 25 per cent of Australian adults never read a book, up from 8 per cent in a similar survey four years earlier.

The drop in reading coincided, during the COVID pandemic, with a spike in book-buying. Harry’s book Spare, notwithstanding a slow start in Australia, promises to be a global one-man spike.

But I hope he hasn’t saved any of his revelations or insights to the end because Spare also promises to be the most unfinished bedside read of all time."
 

"A 2022 Gallup poll found that Americans read less than at any time since the poll began in 1990.

The 2021 Australian National Reading Survey found that 25 per cent of Australian adults never read a book, up from 8 per cent in a similar survey four years earlier.

The drop in reading coincided, during the COVID pandemic, with a spike in book-buying. Harry’s book Spare, notwithstanding a slow start in Australia, promises to be a global one-man spike.

But I hope he hasn’t saved any of his revelations or insights to the end because Spare also promises to be the most unfinished bedside read of all time."
Was talking about this yesterday. What people read, if they read at all, really is pathetic.
I don’t do resolutions, but decided to ramp up my reading even more to combat the dullardry polluting this joint.
5 books down so far in ‘23, not one of them talks about rubbing dead mothers lip crème on your sensitive penis.
 
Was talking about this yesterday. What people read, if they read at all, really is pathetic.
I don’t do resolutions, but decided to ramp up my reading even more to combat the dullardry polluting this joint.
5 books down so far in ‘23, not one of them talks about rubbing dead mothers lip crème on your sensitive penis.

So, obviously, you are reading it ?

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