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[StFly]

Gotta be honest my first thought was Amber Heards soulmate but thought it was a bit too crass...

 

[Dard Ball Get]

When people get gastroenteritis they often assume that the last meal they ate gave them food poisoning, but often it will be from another meal sometime within the last few days, or from contact with an infected person.

Gastroenteritis

Gastroenteritis, commonly called ‘gastro’, is an infection or inflammation of the digestive system.

www.healthywa.wa.gov.au

Top 9 Foods Most Likely to Cause Food Poisoning

Food poisoning can cause unpleasant symptoms ranging from nausea to vomiting. These 9 high-risk foods are the most likely to cause food poisoning.

www.healthline.com

No pancakes there, you haven't been hitting the unpasteurised milk again have you?

No no, ‘twas certainly gastro from whoever hand-packed the aforementioned peasantcakes.
Have updated the girlfriend’s software, never again.

 

[PoppedCorn]

 

[SaintsSeptember]

No no, ‘twas certainly gastro from whoever hand-packed the aforementioned peasantcakes.
Have updated the girlfriend’s software, never again.

What do you expect from Belgians.


The back of the bag says " Aldi guarantee that our exclusive brand products are developed to our stringent quality specifications , If you are not completely satisfied with this product please return it to your nearest Aldi store for full refund or replacement"

You could have bundled your sheets up and taken them back to Aldi.

 

[PoppedCorn]

I buckled on the Aldi thing.
Told her no for a good two years
Only because I didn't want to put everything in a trolley after they've scanned it to take it out pack it in bags to put it back in the trolley.
Then gave in...but, we bought those bags that sit open in the trolley and hook on the edges so I can now keep up with their scanning no matter how quick they go.
And they won't start scanning until you've put the last item on the convenor

Nice try check out dude, I am the master and can pack faster than u can scan

 

[Dard Ball Get]

What do you expect from Belgians.


The back of the bag says " Aldi guarantee that our exclusive brand products are developed to our stringent quality specifications , If you are not completely satisfied with this product please return it to your nearest Aldi store for full refund or replacement"

You could have bundled your sheets up and taken them back to Aldi.

Oversharing, but why stop now, the sheets made it out unscathed.
But yes, if I was so inclined I could do the old Gorilla drive-by and fling some dung

 

[PoppedCorn]

I looked for the gif when spud shits the bed and brings the sheets down at breakfast in Transpotting

No dice

 

[SaintsSeptember]

I buckled on the Aldi thing.
Told her no for a good two years
Only because I didn't want to put everything in a trolley after they've scanned it to take it out pack it in bags to put it back in the trolley.
Then gave in...but, we bought those bags that sit open in the trolley and hook on the edges so I can now keep up with their scanning no matter how quick they go.
And they won't start scanning u til you've put the lastbi trem on the convenor

Nice try check out dude, I am the master and can pack faster than u can scan

They can be bastards, i used to be able to open the plastic bags with a flick of the wrist, but if i do that with the paper bag they disintegrate. So after you put your bags on front of the conveyor they scan them, you have to carefully unfold the sucker while they are turfing groceries at you like Dennis Lilly at the Pomms.

Have to make sure you put something else between the bottom of the bag and any frozen food, because a hint of moisture makes them dissolve.

Don't know why their bags are so flimsy, you could probably make Floating lanterns out of them.

 

[PoppedCorn]

U need some of these in the boot of the car

20bucks gets u a set at Aldi but not the freezer one and they're a little diff
But you can find them anywhere
We put it all in each one keep meat and cold stuff seperate etc as you're running 4 bags at once
Big down to small
Put it on the conveyor and just reverse pack it back in

 

[PoppedCorn]

Laugh away Shart Pants Gets

 

[Dard Ball Get]

Laugh away Shart Pants Gets

I’d rather shit myself than carry colour coded grocery bags, Pooped Corn
I must say, I expected better from you!

 

[George]

No no, ‘twas certainly gastro from whoever hand-packed the aforementioned peasantcakes.
Have updated the girlfriend’s software, never again.

Have you ever seen me and peasantcake-man in the same room?

I keep my friends close, and my enemies closer

Enjoy your shitty sleep, Grandy man!

 

[Dard Ball Get]

Have you ever seen me and peasantcake-man in the same room?

I keep my friends close, and my enemies closer

Enjoy your shitty sleep, Grandy man!

Unbelievable because that first gif is legit you, isn’t it

 

[PoppedCorn]

I’d rather s**t myself than carry colour coded grocery bags, Pooped Corn
I must say, I expected better from you!

I'm 16 years older than you mofo
You'll be here one day, carrying multi coloured shopping bags to the shops looking for car parks near the door so the walks not too far

 

[George]

Unbelievable because that first gif is legit you, isn’t it

I can tell you're trying to hold back tears as you put up a, shall we say, crappy retort

Perhaps a tissue (or a few rolls) may suffice?

 

[George]

Sorry I should really be helping out.

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[Dard Ball Get]

I can tell you're trying to hold back tears as you put up a, shall we say, crappy retort

Perhaps a tissue (or a few rolls) may suffice?

 

[Yawkey way]

The entire Australian Rugby team did the same at almost the exact same time!!!

I wonder if they have Aldi's in Europe????

It only took you what 69 years so go off enjoy, live it up.

 

[Ephemeral Hope]

What are you trying to grow?

Some of those super hot chillies! Thought it would be at least novel to grow. They look pretty gnarly too. Plus if I only manage to grow like 5 at least they’ll last me a whole year still!

 

[PoppedCorn]

The entire Australian Rugby team did the same at almost the exact same time!!!

I wonder if they have Aldi's in Europe????

Got to work this morn and a Scottish work mate mentioned that fiji did the aussies as he follows all the rugby
I immediately thought of our Fijian friend quietly laughing away somewhere and had a giggle to myself

His next comment was lets hope the aussies lose to Wales lol

 

[SaintsSeptember]

I'm 16 years older than you mofo
You'll be here one day, carrying multi coloured shopping bags to the shops looking for car parks near the door so the walks not too far

Jesus, from the sound of it DHG must be close to 70.

 

[DougalHoward]

Some of those super hot chillies! Thought it would be at least novel to grow. They look pretty gnarly too. Plus if I only manage to grow like 5 at least they’ll last me a whole year still!

I got into gardening when I started growing chillis a few years ago.

Do seasol every 2 weeks, a liquid fertiliser like powerfeed (or whatever fertiliser you've got already liquid or pellet dosent really matter), and potash(pottasium) once they start fruiting/flowering.

 

[gringo2011]

This will give you Aldi lovers a laugh.

My often voiced dislike for the joint has been exponentially amplified.

My Friday eve sickness was not in fact due to Carlton winning, however more likely - almost certain in fact, due to a bag of mini Dutch pancakes purchased uncharacteristically from said facsimile store by my delightful girlfriend.

Having scoffed a few while I prepared beef soft-tacos for dinner, it did not take long for the beginnings of a disturbed stomach to show themselves.

Fast forward to 4:55am, having been up on the hour every hour to orally purge the horrors within - the worst occurred.
Something I have never done in 34 long years.

I s**t the bed. Stupidly, I had allowed myself to doze off only to jolt awake, immediately realising my situation.

So to all you Aldi lovers I say - go * yourselves, I told you so, and don’t sleep on an upset stomach

I thought that you were an unpasteurised raw meat type operator. I imagined you licking raw chickens just to harden up your gut flora.

Jesus. Taken down by mini dutch pancakes. Malicious clog waddlers are out to **** us all over because they are still bitter about losing the spice trade. It's a conspiracy.

 

[gringo2011]

Whatever that thought of makes you feel sick is most likely the cause Imo.

I think tequila gave me gastro once. Even smelling it makes me shake uncontrollably. Must have been bad gastro too, can't remember 12 hours of my life.

 

[PoppedCorn]

Stick to the Malfy