Prediction The Rolling Outrageous Claims Thread

[Lana]

The #SchackAttack will come good

 

[standupand]

Tiger home games to be moved to Richmond Oval, Geelong due to so-called "conspiracy".

 

[year of the cat]

In true English cricket style, Geelong will morally win every game this season

 

[Kobe Gryant]

In true English cricket style, Geelong will morally win every game this season

We always do

 

[CatToTheFuture]

In true English cricket style, Geelong will morally win every game this season

Please tell me we are not that bad

 

[Kobe Gryant]

Please tell me we are not that bad

In all seriousness, I was at the Pub when we played the Pies late last year.

Absolutely nuffie Collingwood bloke was next to me, was genuinely riding the bumps of every play, fidgeting, throwing his beanie, you get the idea.

It got me thinking that in his head he genuinely believes that Collingwood have never fairly lost a game of football. They've been better in every game in their history, but ulterior factors have gotten in the way.

Unfortunately, he's just the blueprint for how so many footy supporters operate. It's why places like the MB are such a cesspool of laughable posts.

 

[Baudolino]

In contrast to recent trend at the club of our veterans having careers that extend well into their 30s, most players currently in the 24-29 year age group for us will finish up at a much younger age. In the end, none of the following premiership players (plus Jack Bowes

12

Jack Bowes

Age

26

Ht

189cm

Wt

85kg

Pos.

D/M

Career

Season

Last 5

D

16.3

4star

K

9.7

4star

HB

6.6

4star

M

3.9

4star

T

2.5

4star

MG

318.1

4star

D

18.0

4star

K

11.8

5star

HB

6.3

4star

M

5.4

5star

T

1.1

2star

MG

318.1

4star

D

11.6

3star

K

6.4

3star

HB

5.2

4star

M

2.8

3star

T

2.4

4star

) will make it to 200 games:

Tom Atkins

30

Tom Atkins

Age

29

Ht

180cm

Wt

86kg

Pos.

D/M

Career

Season

Last 5

D

11.5

3star

K

5.0

2star

HB

6.5

4star

M

1.4

2star

T

4.3

5star

MG

123.5

2star

D

6.5

1star

K

3.0

1star

HB

3.5

2star

M

0.8

1star

T

1.5

2star

MG

100.0

2star

D

11.6

3star

K

5.0

2star

HB

6.6

4star

M

2.0

3star

T

4.8

5star

MG

130.0

3star

(currently 27 years old, 105 games played)
Jack Bowes

12

Jack Bowes

Age

26

Ht

189cm

Wt

85kg

Pos.

D/M

Career

Season

Last 5

D

16.3

4star

K

9.7

4star

HB

6.6

4star

M

3.9

4star

T

2.5

4star

MG

318.1

4star

D

18.0

4star

K

11.8

5star

HB

6.3

4star

M

5.4

5star

T

1.1

2star

MG

318.1

4star

D

11.6

3star

K

6.4

3star

HB

5.2

4star

M

2.8

3star

T

2.4

4star

(currently 26 years old, 100 games played)
Zach Guthrie

39

Zach Guthrie

Age

26

Ht

188cm

Wt

84kg

Pos.

Def

Career

Season

Last 5

D

11.0

3star

K

5.8

2star

HB

5.2

4star

M

3.3

3star

T

1.8

4star

MG

90.0

1star

D

7.0

1star

K

4.0

1star

HB

3.0

2star

M

1.0

1star

T

1.0

2star

MG

90.0

2star

D

10.4

3star

K

3.8

2star

HB

6.6

4star

M

2.0

3star

T

1.6

4star

(currently 25 years old, 77 games played)
Jake Kolodjashnij

8

Jake Kolodjashnij

Age

29

Ht

193cm

Wt

100kg

Pos.

Def

Career

Season

Last 5

D

12.4

3star

K

6.9

3star

HB

5.6

4star

M

4.2

4star

T

2.0

4star

MG

148.5

2star

D

10.6

3star

K

7.0

3star

HB

3.6

2star

M

4.6

4star

T

1.2

2star

MG

115.6

2star

D

11.8

3star

K

5.4

2star

HB

6.4

4star

M

2.6

3star

T

3.2

5star

MG

69.4

1star

(currently 28 years old, 174 games played)
Mark O'Connor

42

Mark O'connor

Age

27

Ht

189cm

Wt

88kg

Pos.

D/M

Career

Season

Last 5

D

13.2

3star

K

8.1

3star

HB

5.1

4star

M

4.4

4star

T

2.3

4star

MG

174.8

3star

D

12.4

3star

K

8.9

4star

HB

3.5

2star

M

4.5

4star

T

1.6

3star

MG

199.8

3star

D

10.4

3star

K

4.8

2star

HB

5.6

4star

M

3.8

4star

T

2.0

4star

MG

67.4

1star

(currently 27 years old, 109 games played)
Brandan Parfitt

3

Brandan Parfitt

Age

26

Ht

180cm

Wt

82kg

Pos.

Mid

Career

Season

Last 5

D

16.6

4star

K

8.4

3star

HB

8.2

5star

M

2.1

2star

T

4.8

5star

CL

1.9

4star

D

15.3

4star

K

8.5

3star

HB

6.8

4star

M

1.5

2star

T

7.8

5star

CL

3.2

4star

D

14.8

4star

K

6.4

3star

HB

8.4

5star

M

2.8

3star

T

4.0

5star

CL

0.6

3star

(currently 25 years old, 121 games played)
Tyson Stengle

18

Tyson Stengle

Age

26

Ht

175cm

Wt

71kg

Pos.

Fwd

Career

Season

Last 5

D

9.3

2star

K

5.8

2star

HB

3.5

3star

M

1.8

2star

T

2.4

4star

G

1.1

4star

D

10.3

3star

K

5.3

2star

HB

5.0

3star

M

1.3

1star

T

2.0

3star

G

0.5

4star

D

8.8

3star

K

5.6

3star

HB

3.2

3star

M

1.8

2star

T

2.6

4star

G

1.6

5star

(currently 25 years old, 60 games played)

Kolo is obviously the best chance to prove me wrong. I'm basing my assumption on him retiring early due to concussion/injuries though.

 

[Jimmy Willis Jawline]

Jimmy Willis would win the Brownlow this year if Scott would just play him.

 

[Interdimensional Bigfoot]

SDKs first year was a fluke and he'll never reach that level again. MOC will be the new Kolo.

 

[dazbroncos]

Im not really inclined to believe that Scratcher will make it - its just a ruse.

GO Catters

 

[CatToTheFuture]

Im not really inclined to believe that Scratcher will make it - its just a ruse.

GO Catters

Lies!

 

[Warhorse]

Hawkins will be a liability this year. I think that fits the criteria

In the spirit of this thread I'm going to double down on this. Is now a bottle neck stopping our younger players from developing

 

[dazbroncos]

Im not really inclined to believe that Scratcher will make it - its just a ruse.

GO Catters

is it not the basis of this thread that im supposed to make an outrageous claim!?!?!

Surely my above ticks all boxes lol

GO Catters

 

[CatToTheFuture]

is it not the basis of this thread that im supposed to make an outrageous claim!?!?!

Surely my above ticks all boxes lol

GO Catters

I think the basis is that it must be outrageous and an honestly held opinion

 

[CHAWKTS]

In contrast to recent trend at the club of our veterans having careers that extend well into their 30s, most players currently in the 24-29 year age group for us will finish up at a much younger age. In the end, none of the following premiership players (plus Jack Bowes) will make it to 200 games:

Tom Atkins (currently 27 years old, 105 games played)
Jack Bowes (currently 26 years old, 100 games played)
Zach Guthrie (currently 25 years old, 77 games played)
Jake Kolodjashnij (currently 28 years old, 174 games played)
Mark O'Connor (currently 27 years old, 109 games played)
Brandan Parfitt (currently 25 years old, 121 games played)
Tyson Stengle (currently 25 years old, 60 games played)

Kolo is obviously the best chance to prove me wrong. I'm basing my assumption on him retiring early due to concussion/injuries though.

The depressing thing is that it is actually not that outrageous - Kolo aside (he will certainly make 200 - so that it outrageous). And I think Zuthrie is bordering on it although he needs to get to 32 as does Atkins (who will but might be surpassed by some kittens).

I am not sure you can win the prize as not outrageous enough - but made me step back and think about it

 

[dazbroncos]

I think the basis is that it must be outrageous and an honestly held opinion

well what I posted was clearly honestly outrageous.

GO Catters

 

[calder_daddy]

Brad Close won’t be getting a game for us in 2025
He will get dropped and replaced and won’t get another afl life line

 

[cats_09]

We'll win the VFL premiership

 

[CHAWKTS]

We'll win the VFL premiership

We should just pay you out now. I can’t see this being beaten!

 

[Mr Meow]

Brad Close won’t be getting a game for us in 2025
He will get dropped and replaced and won’t get another afl life line

Zero chance.

Another goal and 3 goal assists last night. 2 of which were laser kicks.

 

[DanA]

Oisin is now a better player than Mitch Duncan and should take his spot. It will happen before the season ends.

 

[TheCattery2007]

Mitch Duncan to be a late withdrawal from the 2027 Cats Grand Final side to on the Eagles due to his wife going into labour with their eighth child.


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[cats_09]

Mitch Duncan to be a late withdrawal from the 2027 Cats Grand Final side to on the Eagles due to his wife going into labour with their eighth child.


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Are they having twins or triplets in the next couple of years to bump the number of offspring up?

 

[Seeds]

Brad Close won’t be getting a game for us in 2025
He will get dropped and replaced and won’t get another afl life line

What? I'm hardly close's biggest fan but what?

 

[TheCattery2007]

Are they having twins or triplets in the next couple of years to bump the number of offspring up?

Two sets of twins



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