Elmer_Hauser
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You lose at footy though Amigo, supporting Norf lol.
not bitter at all I didn't come close to the top 20
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You lose at footy though Amigo, supporting Norf lol.
not bitter at all I didn't come close to the top 20
Mrs Turbo
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Ophidian Old BoysDont be cheap ligs- your worth at least a tenner lolGotta raise funds for the tavern$5 notes only!
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Congratulations to TheInjuryFactory and all others in the top 20. I thought Hate was a certainty but second is still mighty impressive.
Iām just glad my beez votes were closer to the mark this time around
Iām just glad my beez votes were closer to the mark this time around
Ligma
She a baddie, she know she a ten
Good Friday will be bad Friday for youYou lose at footy though Amigo, supporting Norf lol.
not bitter at all I didn't come close to the top 20
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Who had Hate being a serial_thrilla alt on their season 34 bingo cards?
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Voters
Kennedy Parker
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| VOTER | VOTER TEAM |
| Robertio | BOM |
| BLUEALLTHRU | BOM |
| kickthething | BOM |
| Cursingfijian | BOM |
| Kilroy | BOM |
| TheInjuryFactory | CIW |
| Agent93 | CIW |
| Tonga Bob | CIW |
| Footyguy13 | CIW |
| sante | DEM |
| manangatang | DEM |
| Headless | DEM |
| Greenery | DEM |
| James Colorado | FUR |
| omgfridge | FUR |
| NaturalDisaster | FUR |
| Cadsky | FUR |
| Krakouers | GCR |
| CakeEater | GCR |
| GreyCrow | GCR |
| nahnah | GCR |
| Denied | GUM |
| beez | GUM |
| GWS GOOSE | GUM |
| Falconista | GUM |
| Barrybran | GUM |
| tony | LVB |
| Millky95 | LVB |
| Broken | LVB |
| Cap | LVB |
| Senor M | LVB |
| U2Tigers | OOB |
| Elton Johns Wig | OOB |
| Callums_Guns | OOB |
| Tigerturbulance | OOB |
| Bonz | OOB |
| MWPP | PHX |
| por_please_ya | PHX |
| Chipmunk | PHX |
| Milera2Betts | PHX |
| DERO | PHX |
| ZEVON | ROY |
| Wosh | ROY |
| TedDougChris | ROY |
| tigs2010 | ROY |
| jackster83 | SCS |
| philreich | SCS |
| Grav | SCS |
| Dragodelph | SDR |
| Hatchy1992 | SDR |
| braklet | SDR |
| serial_thrilla | SDR |
| Pie 4 Life | SDR |
| Cubs2Lions | WON |
| Brenton Davy | WON |
| Frothies McVeigh | WON |
| Damicky | WON |
Full Vote Count
Kennedy Parker
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| PLAYER | TEAM | Rank | VOTES |
| TheInjuryFactory | CIW | 1 | 1313 |
| Hate | DEM | 2 | 1267 |
| Tigerturbulance | OOB | 3 | 1160 |
| DenieD | GUM | 4 | 1074 |
| Tonga Bob | CIW | 5 | 836 |
| Mobbs | OOB | 6 | 824 |
| philreich | SCS | 7 | 752 |
| Falconista | GUM | 8 | 731 |
| Broken | LVB | 9 | 631 |
| Barrybran | GUM | 10 | 625 |
| Headless | DEM | 11 | 616 |
| GWS Goose | GUM | 12 | 583 |
| damicky | WON | 13 | 580 |
| tony | LVB | 14 | 511 |
| Dingster | PHX | 15 | 501 |
| Wosh | ROY | 16 | 473 |
| Chipmunk | PHX | 17 | 437 |
| BLUEALLTHRU | BOM | 18 | 436 |
| Greenery | DEM | 19 | 353 |
| Bonz | OOB | 20 | 334 |
| Mrs Turbo | OOB | 21 | 313 |
| sante | DEM | 22 | 304 |
| Elton Johns Wig | OOB | 23 | 290 |
| thewizardmelon | PHX | 24 | 281 |
| Grand Uncle Horace | WON | 25 | 279 |
| CursingFijian | BOM | 26 | 265 |
| T2B_ | SDR | 27 | 265 |
| nahnah | GCR | 28 | 262 |
| Kennedy Parker | SCS | 29 | 255 |
| kananooks | FUR | 30 | 246 |
| Cadsky | FUR | 31 | 242 |
| TedDougChris | ROY | 32 | 241 |
| Kilroy | BOM | 33 | 228 |
| serial_thrilla | SDR | 34 | 216 |
| FootyGuy13 | CIW | 35 | 209 |
| The Jesus | OOB | 36 | 198 |
| Mwpp | ESP | 37 | 197 |
| manangatang | DEM | 38 | 183 |
| Robertio | BOM | 39 | 182 |
| por_please_ya | PHX | 40 | 178 |
| beez | GUM | 41 | 175 |
| Pickitt | FUR | 42 | 172 |
| The Filth Wizard | GCR | 43 | 166 |
| Pie 4 Life | SDR | 44 | 161 |
| Pugsley | BOM | 45 | 152 |
| CakeEater | GCR | 46 | 141 |
| Jabba73 | BOM | 47 | 137 |
| Ljp86 | SDR | 48 | 135 |
| James Colorado | FUR | 49 | 120 |
| Sun Ra | BOM | 50 | 120 |
| Braklet | SDR | 51 | 115 |
| Firestarter | SCS | 52 | 112 |
| Ligma | BOM | 53 | 112 |
| sausageroll | DEM | 54 | 106 |
| Millky95 | LVB | 55 | 104 |
| GreyCrow | GCR | 56 | 101 |
| Callums_Guns | OOB | 57 | 96 |
| okeydoke7 | SCS | 58 | 92 |
| Zevon | ROY | 59 | 88 |
| hotchilli | ROY | 60 | 79 |
| MP_ | PHX | 61 | 77 |
| Dinsdale | CIW | 62 | 71 |
| Senor M | LVB | 63 | 71 |
| U2tigers | OOB | 64 | 68 |
| jackster83 | SCS | 65 | 67 |
| Milera2Betts | PHX | 66 | 63 |
| ClarkeM | WON | 67 | 60 |
| DragoDelph | SDR | 68 | 50 |
| Krakouers | GCR | 69 | 48 |
| NaturalDisaster | FUR | 70 | 45 |
| JyeDye | FUR | 71 | 44 |
| kickthething | BOM | 72 | 42 |
| Spookism | GCR | 73 | 40 |
| Knifey Spoony | SDR | 74 | 37 |
| Cap | LVB | 75 | 36 |
| brahj | GCR | 76 | 34 |
| crazywildhorse | FUR | 77 | 34 |
| Strigoi | SDR | 78 | 33 |
| Bovo | BOM | 79 | 31 |
| DERO | PHX | 80 | 31 |
| spudmaster | CIW | 81 | 31 |
| cooney | DEM | 82 | 30 |
| Brenton Davy | WON | 83 | 29 |
| DERRINALPHIL | ROY | 84 | 29 |
| tigs2010 | ROY | 85 | 29 |
| omgfridge | FUR | 86 | 28 |
| Tarkyn_24 | DEM | 87 | 26 |
| dogs105 | WON | 88 | 23 |
| grumbleguts | GCR | 89 | 21 |
| StFly | GUM | 90 | 19 |
| Bastyy | FUR | 91 | 18 |
| Cubs2Lions | WON | 92 | 18 |
| Brick Loosener | GUM | 93 | 17 |
| PMBangers | GCR | 94 | 17 |
| AnUltimateRessie | WON | 95 | 16 |
| Mooch | ROY | 96 | 16 |
| BRAB | OOB | 97 | 15 |
| KohPhi | BOM | 98 | 13 |
| Agent93 | CIW | 99 | 12 |
| Kapow!!! | GCR | 100 | 12 |
| Sky | GUM | 101 | 12 |
| Electronic_Renaissance | LVB | 102 | 11 |
| Muddiemoose | LVB | 103 | 11 |
| boncer34 | GCR | 104 | 9 |
| Frothies Mcveigh | WON | 105 | 9 |
| Matera92 | LVB | 106 | 9 |
| VeinGlorious | BOM | 107 | 9 |
| Memphis | GCR | 108 | 7 |
| jmoo wan | PHX | 109 | 5 |
| Over The Post | OOB | 110 | 5 |
| ShaunDuggan | SCS | 111 | 5 |
| The Greatest Ava | BOM | 112 | 5 |
| Jack The Godfather | PHX | 113 | 1 |
| MC Bad Genius | OOB | 114 | 1 |
| pantskyle | CIW | 115 | 1 |
| Wise Guy Sam | PHX | 116 | 1 |
MWPP
Flying High
For two of the most active teams in the league (Roys, Demons) to have someone not vote , reflects pretty badly on those teams
DHM to the Swamprats who had 2 miss
What were respected captains in philreich , TedDougChris and manangatang even doing ?
Mrs Turbo
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You just gotta love this man-View attachment 1571443
Season Highlights:
- Talked to his wife for the first time in 5 years after recruiting her into the SFA
- Won the Mobbs Medal the same night that Mrs Turbo won the EKA Medal
- Main Evented SweetMania in the SFAEW
- 4th place finish in the McInnes Prize
- Selected in the S34 All-SFA team by the most esteemed and well-run organisation in the SFA - The Committee
Content:
Media - HOW GUMBIES GOT TO BE TOP OF LADDER WILL SHOCK YOU
Speculation continues to mount that Gumbies players are part of an unsanctioned supplements program Season 34 which has seen the clubs meteoric flogs rise this season. An investigation into the sudden on field improvement of over 75% of the Gumbies list has revealed a startling and horrific...www.bigfooty.com
Media - 200: A BRAB ODYSSEY
200 GAMES: A BRAB ODYSSEY An epic drama of adventure and exploration The Plot: In a prehistoric thread on BigFooty, a tribe of posters is driven away from its thread by a rival tribe. The next day, they find an alien tool called a qooty has appeared in their midst; it helps them discover how...Media - The Heisenberg_ Disaster
Backstory: Season 6 at the Hippodrome in the land of Sweet sante and rfctigerarmy as joint Captains of the Furies were struggling for match dominance so decided they needed more hot air power to dominate the competition, so recruited from the Tigs board the biggest hot airship they could called...Discussion - Compare The Pair
I've been called rude, disgusting and told I am a disgrace, all opinions I have taken in my stride. In fact at times I could even agree with my critics, occasionally this 245kg of love muscle gets excited and pushes the odd boundary. But yesterday in The Ophidian Old Boys v Mount Buller Demon...Media - OPHIDIAN OLD BOY'S AWARD NIGHT S34
š Welcome Ophidian Old Boyās, families and special guests to the first Ophidian Old Boys Fantasy Football clubs Award Night celebrating the season that has been and recognizing individuals who have excelled during S34 š 2inchmagic Elton Johns Wig Dudikins Mrs Turbo Fleabane Callums_Guns...
Pictured above is Turbo's McInnes Prize entry and I think it summarises his season well. Coming in the top 3 for Season 34 Beez Trophy is the inaugural Ophidian Old Boys captain Tigerturbulance.
After making history and getting his expansion bid accepted, one could be forgiven for kicking your feet up and saying job done. But for Turbo he knew it was just the beginning and led from the front. Staunchly defending his fledging new club from criticism, acknowledging his players' milestones, running a very high production value awards night and shitting on the Gumbies.
At the start of the season, Turbo couldn't have possibly dreamed of a better season, winning the Mobbs Medal the same night that Mrs Turbo won the EKA Medal, getting named Vice-Captain of the All-SFA team and now adding to that another season where he polls over 1000 votes in the Beez with a top 3 finish.
Congratulations Tigerturbulance on a brilliant showing in Season 34.
he always leads from the front and
U2tigers
Ruck off
Ophidian Old BoysToo many teams there have posters who didn't put in votes.
Swampies 2 players didn't.
A shame
Club Votes Data
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| Club | Vote Total | T20 | T10 |
| BOM | 1732 | 1 | 0 |
| CIW | 2473 | 2 | 2 |
| SDR | 1012 | 0 | 0 |
| PHX | 1772 | 2 | 0 |
| FUR | 949 | 0 | 0 |
| GCR | 858 | 0 | 0 |
| GUM | 3236 | 4 | 3 |
| LVB | 1384 | 2 | 1 |
| DEM | 2885 | 3 | 1 |
| OOB | 3304 | 3 | 2 |
| ROY | 955 | 1 | 0 |
| SCS | 1283 | 1 | 1 |
| WON | 1014 | 1 | 0 |
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Grand Uncle Horace
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I thought James Colorado was a bit stiff to miss top of 20. Keeping the Furies afloat was an achievement.
Hope some reading this will consider moving from the better supported clubs to the Furies in the impending season.
Hope some reading this will consider moving from the better supported clubs to the Furies in the impending season.
ClarkeM
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A shame on you maybe, yes.
Kennedy Parker
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I didn't use backups this season. I think backup voters would have been reluctant voters anyway and not every club nominated them.
After the deadline I sent out 1 reminder to those that didn't vote that I'd still count their votes if they got them in within the next day but I did not need them to vote, that's just purely to capture any voters who had their votes prepared but just forgot to send. If I were to have a hard deadline the voter base would've been something below 50.
I didn't try too hard to actively chase people that weren't particularly responsive as I'd rather the people who vote actively make the choice to vote.
damicky
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So much for the Gumbies folding
Mrs Turbo
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Big time congrats to you TIF... an awesome effort through the seasonView attachment 1571447
Season Highlights:
- Ross Lyon is back and coaching!
- Best award ceremony presentation of Season 34
- May be sitting in a kebab shop somewhere in Freo right now
Content:
Media - TiFmedia Presents... Sweet FA Three Things I Learnt This Week - Season 34 Reflections
THREE THINGS I LEARNT THIS WEEK ROUND 1 It wouldn't be a new season in the Sweet FA without the league's premier weekly campfire of consternation... Three Things!! Three things I learnt this week... You can still send someone a picture of your willy via PM The off season kinda proved once...Media - TiFmedia Presents... Strange Bedfellows
PLEASE engage the soundtrack. Please. Sometimes, things just donāt fit. No matter how hard you try. Or so Mrs TiF tells me anyway. But enough about sex. Iām here to talk to you today about those players who find themselves at clubs that just donāt make any sense to the rest of us...Media - Sweet FA Hall of Shame
Friends, It's recently come to light that despite Hate's tireless toil and hours of careful curation, important club & player milestones are increasingly being neglected and in some extreme cases, completely overlooked. I mean just this past fortnight we've seen poor ShaunDuggan 's 400th...Media - TiFmedia Presents... The Reverse All-SFA Team - Season 34
Greetings sports fans. With the awards season soon upon us, a select group of Sweet FA stars have announced themselves and stamped their authority on Season 34, having staked their claim over one of the leagueās greatest individual honours... a highly sought after berth in the leagueās best of...Media - TiFmedia Presents... Ask Plebes! Give us your top 20
'Ask Plebes' is an adaptation of 'Ask Dees' from this week's match thread after I received a shall we say tepid response to my cry for help. Good day all, happy end of the season day and welcome to a new segment I like to call 'Help TiF with his LG homework so he can take the rest of the year...Competition - S34 Finals Flogstradamus - Congratulations Falconista!!
Ladies and Gentlemen, Welcome to the fourth edition of the #1 rated SFA Finals competition in the league, the Season 34 Sweet FA Finals Flogstradamus!! On the eve of the finals, it's once again time to whet the appetite for the delicious month of qooty ahead of us. Can Gumbies spearhead...Media - TiF News - LIVE from Sweet FA House: The Fantastic Four
LIVE: We now cross live as Kennedy Parker arrives at Sweet FA House from his mid season holidays to collect the All-SFA nominations... https://www.captiongenerator.com/v/2283293/kennedy-parker-admin-at-large That's right folks, 4 of the 13 Sweet FA clubs lodged their All-SFA nominations before...Media - Frankston Rover Award Front Runners for Season 34
Hate. š¤ That is all. FINMedia - TiFmedia Presents: Choose Your Own... Committee!
13 clubs. 13 reps. Who would YOU choose and why? :think: Because let's face it, if we don't come up with something better f**king quick, Kennedy Parker is just going to dismantle the whole thing.
Competition - SpudQoachā¢ Season 34 - Congratulations Agent93!!
Welcome to the 6th edition of..... Back by a quaint nostalgic aroma and even more popular demand than we ever thought possible, even more than last time, when we foolishly thought, 'surely there's never been this much popular demand before...' well boy, were we wrong!! Was there egg on our...
The winner of the Season 34 Beez Trophy for MVP of the SFA, for the second time, is TheInjuryFactory !
"Genuinely shocked, didn't think I would ever win one to be honest." - TheInjuryFactory after winning the S29 Beez Trophy.
Well you're right TiF. Obviously someone with you talents would never win ONE Beez Trophy, you'd win multiple!
TheInjuryFactory is a bona fide ICON of the SFA. His Ross Lyon shoops would be instantly recognisable for anyone across the league and this is a man that never let's his standards drop when it comes to delivering quality content to the SFA. He's not just in it for his own glory either, he's always been generous in using his exemplary graphics skills to help others with their project and also helping out the league.
In Season 34, TIF has been on a mission. A mission to uphold the integrity of the competition and hold those in power to account.
His Sweet FA Hall of Shame thread names and shames the captains who do not adequately recognise the milestone games of their players. His 3 Things I Learned thread has basically become the new town square, he runs competitions like SpudCoach and dedicates his time and energy week after week to give others an activity to engage with. He's been calling out the Committee and Administrator for failures to respect deadlines.
On top of all of that, TIF's effort in producing quality, high production projects is excellently represented in his TIF Awards thread where he hands out a bonanza of awards for a variety of quirky reasons - I even got 2 for being a s**t pirate and a s**t admin. It took a power of work, attentiveness and care and the result is a huge event that many people enjoy.
Season after season, there is nobody who is likely more at the forefront of this league and relevant than this future Hall of Famer. He deservedly joins The Filth Wizard and JoshWoodenSpoon as the only multiple time Beez Trophy winners and does so on the back of yet another extraordinary season.
[As a sidenote, I did not ask him for his help on graphics this presentation because I did not want to spoil the result. Hence, I had a go at the graphics for this myself only for him to s**t on me. What a flog. Won't hold it against you TIF because you play for the Warriors and I do not so clearly I've got the last laugh there.
Congratulations TIF, in celebration here are some complimentary kebabs.
sante
Emu
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Anyway, what a count. TheInjuryFactory well done on being rewarded for shitting on me all season ya campaigner.
Unlucky Hate could have easily gone the other way. Well done Tigerturbulance and DenieD too, you both a brilliant seasons that you should be proud of.
Unlucky Hate could have easily gone the other way. Well done Tigerturbulance and DenieD too, you both a brilliant seasons that you should be proud of.
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Well done to everyone who made it in the top 20, you're all stars of varying luminosity.
Well done to everyone who did write ups for tonight, you're the real heroes.
Well done to everyone who voted, you performed your democratic duties with aplomb. Well most of you, by the sounds of it.
Well done to Soggy2112 for your Le Grille-gym4life Award, you are in illustrious company.
Congrats to Kennedy Parker for making it through the first season of your admin reign for the second time and for MC'ing tonight. You'll be better for the run.
Huge shout out to the Big 4 - your oversized bouncy pillow is freaking awesome!
The taco and tequila bar is open for all!
Well done to everyone who did write ups for tonight, you're the real heroes.
Well done to everyone who voted, you performed your democratic duties with aplomb. Well most of you, by the sounds of it.
Well done to Soggy2112 for your Le Grille-gym4life Award, you are in illustrious company.
Congrats to Kennedy Parker for making it through the first season of your admin reign for the second time and for MC'ing tonight. You'll be better for the run.
Huge shout out to the Big 4 - your oversized bouncy pillow is freaking awesome!
- DenieD - your persistence, hard work and tenacity is to be commended! Well done, hope to see you back it up next season.
- Tigerturbulance - your hare-brained scheme to turn a media concept into a real living qooty club has paid handsome dividends. Kudos mate!
- Hate - stiffer than a pair of tony's cement shoes, your legacy around these parts has been enhanced immeasurably with what you've created this season (and beyond). The league owes you plenty.
The taco and tequila bar is open for all!
