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Event The S34 SFA Players Association MVP - The Beez - Trophy - 5PM AEDT start
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You might make it next Season (if you play)
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Ophidian Old BoysI've never been called a fun fact before, thankyou KP
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I really suggest you don't do that. It is dangerous
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Most of the league is sleeping a bit on Falconista, he is a ripper, I reckon he'll win this one dayView attachment 1571425
Season Highlights:
Content:
- Recruited the EXTREMELY legitimate poster The Foolback
- Runner up in the McInnes Prize for his piece "The Dogma of Expansion"
Event - Rising Star- Season 34 - Raise your glass for the rooks
IT’S EXISTENCE GOES ON… Graphic with thanks to Braklet Rookies of the Sweet FA, there are two awards you can win for your rookieness- the EKA (voted for by the club captains) and the Rising Star (judged by the previous season’s rookie class). Who better to judge your first season than those...www.bigfooty.com
Media - The Falcon Files presents: Room Lovely
Room Lovely: the treasure trove where you store the great things of the Sweet FA. It’s a very simple idea- nominate your one Sweet F.A. related love of the week. The only rules are: No nominating users- just an attribute you find delightful. General Bigfooty/Sweet F.A. rules apply. Each...Media - The Falcon Files presents: Room 101
Room 101: the place where you consign your pet hates and the worst things in the Sweet F.A. world. It’s a very simple idea- nominate your one Sweet F.A. related hate/whinge of the week. The only rules are: No nominating users or teams- just an attribute you find loathsome. General...Media - Falcon Files: The Defender's Club- Season 34
IT’S STANALYSIS TIME: Thanks to Wosh, I discovered the magnificent Derf postings of Loonerty earlier today (no ulterior motives hey BAD medallist Wosh!). It is time to bring it back to give fullbacks the bloody attention they desperately crave deserve. Welcome to the Season 34 Defenders Club...Media - Falcon Files: The Run Home- Head to Head for the Fred s34
The journey to crowning season 34’s best goalkicker. With just five rounds left in season 34, there is quite the battle for the Fred medal for the leagues best goalkicker. However with a shorter season, the bye and the opponents to come the leader board has never been more deceptive. As a...Official Match Thread - Season 34, Round 12: Dragons FFC vs Las Vegas Bears at Ljp86's Lair
And so we reach the penultimate home and away round of Season 34 of the Sweet FA. The weather has warmed, the flowers are blooming, strategic media drops for beez votes is occurring and for some clubs (loser of this match, it might be you), planning for Mad Monday is well and truly underway...Official Match Thread - Season 34, Round 12: West Coast Wonders vs East Side Phoenix at The Colosseum
And so we reach the penultimate home and away round of Season 34 of the Sweet FA. The weather has warmed, the flowers are blooming, strategic media drops for beez votes is occurring and for some clubs, planning for Mad Monday is well and truly underway. THE SEASON THUS FAR: Wonders- four wins...Official Match Thread - Season 34, Round 12: Coney Island Warriors vs Roys FFC at Van Cordlandt Park
And so we reach the penultimate home and away round of Season 34 of the Sweet FA. The weather has warmed, the flowers are blooming, strategic media drops for beez votes is occurring and for some clubs (Warriors, I might mean you), planning for Mad Monday is well and truly underway. THE SEASON...Official Match Thread - Season 34, Round 12: Ophidian Old Boys vs Mount Buller Demons at Spotswood Oval
And so we reach the penultimate home and away round of Season 34 of the Sweet FA. The weather has warmed, the flowers are blooming, strategic media drops for beez votes is occurring and for some, planning for Mad Monday is well and truly underway. As it was not designated in the fixture, ladder...Official Match Thread - Season 34, Round 12: Gumbies FFC vs Gold City Royals at The House of Gumby (MOTR)
And so we reach the penultimate home and away round of Season 34 of the Sweet FA. The weather has warmed, the flowers are blooming, strategic media drops for beez votes is occurring and for some clubs, planning for Mad Monday is well and truly underway. THE SEASON THUS FAR: Gumbies- fresh off...Official Match Thread - Season 34, Round 12: Baghdad Bombers vs Fighting Furies at Abdu Prison
And so we reach the penultimate home and away round of Season 34 of the Sweet FA. The weather has warmed, the flowers are blooming, strategic media drops for beez votes is occurring and for some clubs, planning for Mad Monday is well and truly underway. THE SEASON THUS FAR: Bombers- won four...Media - What’s the buzz? Hopes rising for endangered species.
Gumbania Associated Press Ten seasons ago, the future of the Geelong Gumbie could not have looked more bleak. The last member of this unique species disappeared from the wild, leaving only a few Gumbies in the Gumbanian nature sanctuary. The prospects for Lutum caeruleum were grim to dire. But...
In 8th place for Season 34 is a relative new-comer to the league, Gumbies sophomore Falconista . Falconista has stepped up this season to be in the Gumbies leadership group and taken up more responsibility across the league, increasing his presence in many facets.
Most notably, taking the lead with the running of the Season 34 Rising Star award to recognise the contribution and performances of rookies across the league. This took a power of work and required consistent commitment which he has demonstrated in spades. Falconista also wrote quality match thread OPs as well as explored various concept in the media through The Falcon Files ranging from topics to stimulate discussion or exploring Qooty-related concepts such as the best defenders and the race for the Fred Medal.
He's also had a fair share of controversy this season, being embroiled in a scandal involving the recruitment of an alleged banned poster with disrepute charges, finals penalties, discord screencaps, accusations being thrown about in the aftermath of the Gumbies' semi-final win over the Old Boys.
All in all, a very eventful season. Congratulations to Falconista for skyrocketing up the ranks to a top 8 poster in Season 34!
6th - 824 votes - Mobbs (OOB)
Kennedy Parker
🎨𝖆𝖗𝖙𝖎𝖘𝖙🎨
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- Moderator
- #157
Season Highlights:
- I have not referred to him as TROGLODYTE as much this season.
- Uploaded over 20 Minecraft Videos to his youtube channel
Content:
Victims Of The Bye - Am I The First?
Back to Sweet FA board Scrolling down Scrolling up Down again, up again Click "Match Thread" prefix Me (enraged as per usual) : Where's Roys match thre... ... ... oh, they have the Bye. It feels scary to come out and admit it, but once it's off your chest, it actually feels fine. Who else has...
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Post in this thread if the massively over-rated ladder leaders have never beaten your team
:smilev1:
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Media - Headless is forced against his will to discuss the Sweet FA with Me
Headless would you have come here if I had not tagged you but instead relied on the hope that you saw the thread? Headless do you think I will start every question via tagging you? Headless you probably must get some value out of the Sweet FA, or you wouldn't be here. Is it considerable, as...
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Media - Is the 13th team a success? A conversation and travelogue with some random.
We're now getting towards the pointy end of Season 34, a watershed season for the Sweet FA where a new team was introduced for the first time since S18. The Ophidian Old Boys joined the fray for this time around, and after starting strongly, tapered to a competitive but reduced effect as the...
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Media - The Biff Has Always Been There
You'll see. Players ranked by dirty mongrel behaviour round by round, according to play-by-play and my interpretation thereof. {coming soon} {it has come} ----------------------- Dirtiest Player Award by Round: Round 01 - Test Tickle Round 02 - Azarole Round 03 - Dadda Dave Round 04 -...
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Media - I like the part ...
... where thewizardmelon invented a location for the Roys v Royals match. I guess he's just trying to remind us how his team plays grand finals, channeled via how he writes thread titles. But the real fail here is not our dear wiz, who is a fine specimen of unrelenting effort and good...
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Media - He's Probably Gonna (swearing words) Beat Me
Just for everyone's info btw, I challenged Hate to a bet, as because we are both playing ruck, we would compare aftermatch match-ups (the "x had y's measure" section) and the losing combatant would cease ever competing as a listed player in the Sweet FA ever again. As of now, Hate HAS replied...
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Media - Are the OOBs the only good thing about the Sweet FA
Suddenly there's us. Potentially the best to offer, that the league has ever seen. For sure the cleverest, sharpest, most entertaining POSTERS in the competition. And we all know that it's the posting which matters. Because every member of the Sweet FA is a veritable Shakespeare trapped in a...
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Coming in at 6th place is... as much as I hate to say it Mobbs . I find every aspect of this TROGLODYTE repulsive and detestable, but it is also true that Mobbs has had another prolific season in contributing to the league that he created.
In between his job as a full-time professional minecraft player, Mobbs has copied the Headless method of creating a new media any time a thought on a particular issue crosses his mind and these musings often garner a niche audience, a number of such threads are simply bignoting his new expansion team that is so awesome that their season ended in a finals loss to the Gumbies, history, and also the merits of expansion. His most notable thread was the Biff Has Always Been There which is an award rewarding the dirtiest acts on the Qooty field each week. Perhaps compensating for the fact that the Injuries and Suspensions function will never see the light of day in this league again.
Mobbs has also made countless videos detailing the worldbuilding of the land of Sweet in Minecraft and consistently posts them in match threads to enhance the lore and immersion of the SFA experience.
Congratulations on another strong season you recalcitrant TROGLODYTE reptile!
Ligma
She a baddie, she know she a ten
- Banned
- #160
couldnt have said this better myself. great work falc!
Ligma
She a baddie, she know she a ten
That’s because there’s only 3 posters on the board lol.
por_please_ya
por_kill_ye
Congrats Mobbs, you're a diamond in the roughView attachment 1571428
Season Highlights:
- I have not referred to him as TROGLODYTE as much this season.
- Uploaded over 20 Minecraft Videos to his youtube channel
Content:
Victims Of The Bye - Am I The First?
Back to Sweet FA board Scrolling down Scrolling up Down again, up again Click "Match Thread" prefix Me (enraged as per usual) : Where's Roys match thre... ... ... oh, they have the Bye. It feels scary to come out and admit it, but once it's off your chest, it actually feels fine. Who else has...Post in this thread if the massively over-rated ladder leaders have never beaten your team
:smilev1:Media - Headless is forced against his will to discuss the Sweet FA with Me
Headless would you have come here if I had not tagged you but instead relied on the hope that you saw the thread? Headless do you think I will start every question via tagging you? Headless you probably must get some value out of the Sweet FA, or you wouldn't be here. Is it considerable, as...Media - Is the 13th team a success? A conversation and travelogue with some random.
We're now getting towards the pointy end of Season 34, a watershed season for the Sweet FA where a new team was introduced for the first time since S18. The Ophidian Old Boys joined the fray for this time around, and after starting strongly, tapered to a competitive but reduced effect as the...Media - The Biff Has Always Been There
You'll see. Players ranked by dirty mongrel behaviour round by round, according to play-by-play and my interpretation thereof. {coming soon} {it has come} ----------------------- Dirtiest Player Award by Round: Round 01 - Test Tickle Round 02 - Azarole Round 03 - Dadda Dave Round 04 -...Media - I like the part ...
... where thewizardmelon invented a location for the Roys v Royals match. I guess he's just trying to remind us how his team plays grand finals, channeled via how he writes thread titles. But the real fail here is not our dear wiz, who is a fine specimen of unrelenting effort and good...Media - He's Probably Gonna (swearing words) Beat Me
Just for everyone's info btw, I challenged Hate to a bet, as because we are both playing ruck, we would compare aftermatch match-ups (the "x had y's measure" section) and the losing combatant would cease ever competing as a listed player in the Sweet FA ever again. As of now, Hate HAS replied...Media - Are the OOBs the only good thing about the Sweet FA
Suddenly there's us. Potentially the best to offer, that the league has ever seen. For sure the cleverest, sharpest, most entertaining POSTERS in the competition. And we all know that it's the posting which matters. Because every member of the Sweet FA is a veritable Shakespeare trapped in a...
Coming in at 6th place is... as much as I hate to say it Mobbs . I find every aspect of this TROGLODYTE repulsive and detestable, but it is also true that Mobbs has had another prolific season in contributing to the league that he created.
In between his job as a full-time professional minecraft player, Mobbs has copied the Headless method of creating a new media any time a thought on a particular issue crosses his mind and these musings often garner a niche audience, a number of such threads are simply bignoting his new expansion team that is so awesome that their season ended in a finals loss to the Gumbies, history, and also the merits of expansion. His most notable thread was the Biff Has Always Been There which is an award rewarding the dirtiest acts on the Qooty field each week. Perhaps compensating for the fact that the Injuries and Suspensions function will never see the light of day in this league again.
Mobbs has also made countless videos detailing the worldbuilding of the land of Sweet in Minecraft and consistently posts them in match threads to enhance the lore and immersion of the SFA experience.
Congratulations on another strong season you recalcitrant TROGLODYTE reptile!
Mrs Turbo
🏆OOB's PREMIER 🏆
AWESOME- loved this when i read it.Thanks Tonga Bob, this seems like good segue now that you're already on stage.
As promised, the best match thread OP of Season 34 will be awarded with the Quill Badge for creative writing. This was voted on the SFA public and the winner by a long way is Tonga Bob in the grand final polling 20 out of 44 votes.
In his thread, he artfully involves a massive number of posters in a series of 17 short stories in the mould of an entire Simpsons episode garnering 57 reacts.
I won't say too much more, if you haven't already read this majestic work below.
Official Match Thread - Season 34 Grand Final - Roys FFC vs Baghdad Bombers at SFA Park
Prologue The opening post for this final match thread of season thirty four (34) begins with BLUEALLTHRU and TedDougChris, captains of the two teams facing off in this season’s Grand Final, spitting off of a bridge leading to SFA Park and wondering about the lives of the other people in Sweet...
Wosh please award Tonga Bob with the quill for his amazing dedication to quality match thread OPs.
5th - 836 votes - Tonga Bob (CIW)
Kennedy Parker
🎨𝖆𝖗𝖙𝖎𝖘𝖙🎨
- Thread starter
- Moderator
- #165
Season Highlights:
- Submitted his All-SFA nominations on time
- Best Match Thread OP by the length of the Flemington Straight
- Narrowly avoided leading the Warriors to their first ever wooden spoon
Content:
Competition - The McInnes Prize For Season 34 - Yes It's Still A Thing
Happy Friday aficionados of the visual arts, and welcome to the fourth incarnation of the McInnes Prize. I feel as though I need to describe this again, given the level of support which it received last season! The McInnes Prize is awarded to the person who submits an original picture which is...
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Media - Bob's Stats - The Free Kick Table For Season 34
We're back, babey!!!!! That's right, one of Sweet's longest currently running statistically-laden media pieces is now in its fifth season as the Free Kick Table returns for season 34 thanks to the good person at Bob's Statistics (a division of Bob's Shitpostsᵀᴹ)!!! Here's the now customary...
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Media - Happy Whore Tree Day
Hello friends, and happy Whore Tree Day to all who celebrate & observe!! Now for those who came in late, the Whore Tree (meretrix arbor) is the largest tree at Van Cortlandt Park in Docklands and is known to either increase the libido of those who fall out of it or to provide those who climb...
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Media - The Parable Of The Prodigal Half Back
The Parable Of The Prodigal Half Back There was a man who had two sons, The Bash Brothers. The younger one, called The Half Back , said to his father, ‘Father, give me my share of your stuff.’ So he divided his stuff between the two brothers. Not long after that, the younger son got together...
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Official Match Thread - Season 34 Grand Final - Roys FFC vs Baghdad Bombers at SFA Park
Prologue The opening post for this final match thread of season thirty four (34) begins with BLUEALLTHRU and TedDougChris, captains of the two teams facing off in this season’s Grand Final, spitting off of a bridge leading to SFA Park and wondering about the lives of the other people in Sweet...
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Once again coming in 5th place is Warriors superstar captain Tonga Bob . Another ultra consistent contributor to the SFA who has never finished below 11th since he debuted in Season 29. An extremely well-rounded poster who is the prototype in terms of ultimate SFA players, he's got the graphics skills, knows his way around stats, got all the pop culture references that people understand, can creatively weave a prose or narrative to involve opposition and teammates alike and has an appreciation for lore.
In S34, it was more of the same quality from Bob that has gotten him wide recognition from the league. He once again ran the McInnes Prize, a photoshopping competition to engage those with artistic skill, he tracked free kicks in Qooty, he wrote a story representing the history of the Whore Tree which has stemmed from an early match thread interaction in the early days of the Warriors, recognised The Half Back's milestone. But to cap it off, his ultimate masterpiece was a beautiful Grand Final Match Thread OP filled with Simpsons references that involved a litany of different SFA characters each with their winding storyline. Rightfully, it won the vote as the best match thread OP by a landslide and Bob deservedly will be recognised with a quill for his creative prowess.
Congratulations on yet another Top 5 finish and a brilliant season Bob!
- Banned
- #166
ok i watched this for way too long just to realise its a loop...
Elmer_Hauser
Boston Celtics 18 x NBA World Champions
- Jul 25, 2019
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If I posted here as much as I did Bay 13, I may have gotten in with a gong
4th - 1074 votes - DenieD (GUM)
Kennedy Parker
🎨𝖆𝖗𝖙𝖎𝖘𝖙🎨
- Thread starter
- Moderator
- #169
Season Highlights:
- Captained a Gumbies FFC team that did NOT go out in straight sets.
- Made so much media that TiFMedia had to create an award to exclude him "Best Season 34 Media Thread by A Non-DenieD"
- Wrote a hilarious essay about charging the Ophidian Old Boys with BTGID only to withdraw it shortly after
- Won the Tiffy Award for ClarkeM Perpetual Beez Whore of the Season
Content:
Media - THE REVOLUTION
Are you unhappy with the way the dictator Kennedy Parker has run our beloved Sweet-FA into the ground in only 1 day? Do you want changes to be make? Then join #TheRevolution today If you are on the fence about this revolution just think, it has only been a day in season 34 and already so many...
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Official Match Thread - The BYE
The BYE Welcome Fighting Furies to your match thread against the BYE. You have until Sunday to use this thread then it changes to a new team. Have fun :) 2. NaturalDisaster (LG) 3. Grockadoc 4. Rioli8217 7. Sab22 10. tigland 11. JyeDye (Rookie) 12. Scythe94 16. Stevi_Tigers 17. Wacky...
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Media - Were the Old Boys a Mistake?
The Ophidian Old Boys were seen as a new expansion team set to bring back the glory days of Sweet and help create exciting opportunities for the SFA to grow. But it looks like the Old Boys have gone missing. Are we surprised? Let's take a look at the team shall we: Tigerturbulance is going to...
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Media - Sweet-FA Logo Battle - S34
With a new expansion team joining us this season also comes a new logo. You know what that means? Yes it is time to judge all of Sweet-FA's logos and determine which one is best. But how do we do this? The logos will firstly be judged on many different categories such as Presentation, Attention...
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Competition - Qooty Tipping S34 - Win a Badge
Welcome once again to another qooty tipping season. As no one else has bothered to do it, I will. The deadline for tips each week will be Thursday night same time as team sheet deadline. But for round 1 because it is just being put up today, the deadline will be 11:59pm Melbourne time on Friday...
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Media - Rolling All-SFA - S34
Welcome to another media thread by yours truly. This one will be going through the 20 players (plus any emergencies if some players are very close behind) each round that are on track for an All-SFA spot for season 34. This will be a completely unbiased and professional opinion piece, which will...
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Media - Is Las Vegas Out Of Money?
The Las Vegas Bears have been searching for over 50 million dollars they have seemingly lost overnight. The investigation began at the end of last season when some very suspicious activity cropped up on the Bears books with money vanishing into thin air. It wasn’t a huge amount, so they labelled...
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Media - The Wayward Award - S34
Everyone always talks about how many goals or how many contested marks a forward can get, but no one talks about how many behinds a forward kicks. This is mainly because kicking behinds is normally seen as 'missing' the goals or being inaccurate. I want to put an end to this preconceived notion...
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Media - Sweet-FA Median Ladder Positions of the past 10 seasons
Welcome to another media thread by me. Today we will be looking at the past 10 seasons (s24-33) top performing teams in the home and away season. More specifically, we will be looking at their median and average positions that they finish on the ladder before finals. This should give us good...
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Media - Good Morning Sweet-FA
Hello everyone and welcome to Good Morning Sweet-FA where we discuss all the latest news and goings on in the world of Sweet. We will kick off todays news segment with some breaking news... Demons in strife after police bust Police have successfully conducted a raid on the house of Mount...
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Media - miggs 200th
miggs 200 This weekend the match between Gumbies FFC and Sin City Swamprats will feature the 200th game milestone of miggs miggs started his Sweet-FA career at the Swamprats in season 22 as a rookie. Then he moved to Gumbies in season 23 before changing teams mid-season to the Bombers...
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Media - Recruitment Strategies in Sweet-FA
Everyone knows Sweet-FA is built on recruiting. It's how the league has grown to 13 and soon (hopefully) 14 teams. In this thread I will be discussing the process with multiple accomplished recruiters in the league to try and understand what it takes to be successful in recruiting. With me on...
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Media - Guess the 14th Team
Guess the 14th Team in Sweet-FA for Next Season We all know there is going to be a 14th team bid announced very shortly for their possible inclusion in Sweet-FA next season. So I thought why don't we all try and predict what the team will be called and who will be part of this new group. Try...
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Media - The Run Home - Season 34
The Run Home is back for season 34. We only have 5 rounds left with some teams only having 4 with the bye, and in a shortened season every game counts just that little bit more. After 8 rounds we have a couple of premiership contenders already putting their hands up and some other teams...
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Media - TFLUA-Tiger Award Front Runners for Season 34
Over half-way through the season and the front-runners for the TFLUA-Tiger medal are putting up their hands. Awarded to the best performing player for the season, the medal was created as a way to reward players in other positions that didn’t get many Mobbs votes (ie. non-midfielders). But once...
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Media - 150 Barrybrans
Barrybran 150 If you've been anywhere near Sweet-FA in the past 10 seasons you'll know who he is. Barrybran will notch up 150 games this weekend when Gumbies FFC take on Baghdad Bombers this Sunday. One of the most accomplished posters in the past 5 years, Barry has staked claim to almost every...
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Media - Will The Real EKA Winner Please Stand Up?
kananooks seemed like the perfect EKA winner: Completely self-centred Only posted in one particular way (Garfield gifs) Didn't have a clue about anything happening in the league They were the front-runner for the first 11 weeks of the season. I was ready to give kananooks the EKA purely...
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Official Match Thread - Season 34 First Semi-Final: Gold City Royals vs East Side Phoenix @ The Golden Throne (MOTR)
Chipmunk 's retirement has been put off for at least one more week, as Phoenix managed to overcome Sin City Swamprats in their elimination final. Phoenix have been in this situation just last season where they were able to win their way into a grand final. They still have much of the same...
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Official Match Thread - Season 34 Second Semi-Final: Gumbies FFC vs Ophidian Old Boys @ The House of Gumby
Old Boys have done well in their very first season in Sweet-FA to not only make their first finals series, but also win their very first final against the Mount Buller Demons. Ophidian has some star players who have gone deep into finals many times before, but a lot of the rest of their team...
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Coming in at 4th in Season 34 and cracking over 1000 votes is Gumbies FFC captain DenieD who has been an absolute media machine. At stages this season DenieD was even the Beez favourite and had the field not been so competitive he likely would have won.
DenieD has been absolutely everywhere with a large, diversified portfolio of media content ranging from: milestone threads for teammates, a rolling All-SFA thread, opinion pieces on the merits of expansion and struggling sides, a short-lived morning news show, discussions on award contenders for TFLUA-Tiger and EKA, and a bunch of other threads about quirky unattended stats.
Not only did he contribute extensively in the media sphere, he helped run Qooty Tipping which engaged people in Qooty results, helped out writing up match threads and Mobbs Medal writeups, and was at the center of the whole controversy with The Foolback boosting his profile.
Whether people perceive DenieD to be ClarkeM-esque Beez Whore or not, there is no denying that he gave a huge amount of effort this season and added much to the league.
Congratulations DenieD on a great season!
GWS Goose
Brownlow Medallist
My top 4 Beez votes all went to Freo supporters
Ligma
She a baddie, she know she a ten
I’m not a freo supporter
por_please_ya
por_kill_ye
Fakamālō atu, Tonga Bob!View attachment 1571430
Season Highlights:
- Submitted his All-SFA nominations on time
- Best Match Thread OP by the length of the Flemington Straight
- Narrowly avoided leading the Warriors to their first ever wooden spoon
Content:
Competition - The McInnes Prize For Season 34 - Yes It's Still A Thing
Happy Friday aficionados of the visual arts, and welcome to the fourth incarnation of the McInnes Prize. I feel as though I need to describe this again, given the level of support which it received last season! The McInnes Prize is awarded to the person who submits an original picture which is...Media - Bob's Stats - The Free Kick Table For Season 34
We're back, babey!!!!! That's right, one of Sweet's longest currently running statistically-laden media pieces is now in its fifth season as the Free Kick Table returns for season 34 thanks to the good person at Bob's Statistics (a division of Bob's Shitpostsᵀᴹ)!!! Here's the now customary...Media - Happy Whore Tree Day
Hello friends, and happy Whore Tree Day to all who celebrate & observe!! Now for those who came in late, the Whore Tree (meretrix arbor) is the largest tree at Van Cortlandt Park in Docklands and is known to either increase the libido of those who fall out of it or to provide those who climb...Media - The Parable Of The Prodigal Half Back
The Parable Of The Prodigal Half Back There was a man who had two sons, The Bash Brothers. The younger one, called The Half Back , said to his father, ‘Father, give me my share of your stuff.’ So he divided his stuff between the two brothers. Not long after that, the younger son got together...Official Match Thread - Season 34 Grand Final - Roys FFC vs Baghdad Bombers at SFA Park
Prologue The opening post for this final match thread of season thirty four (34) begins with BLUEALLTHRU and TedDougChris, captains of the two teams facing off in this season’s Grand Final, spitting off of a bridge leading to SFA Park and wondering about the lives of the other people in Sweet...
Once again coming in 5th place is Warriors superstar captain Tonga Bob . Another ultra consistent contributor to the SFA who has never finished below 11th since he debuted in Season 29. An extremely well-rounded poster who is the prototype in terms of ultimate SFA players, he's got the graphics skills, knows his way around stats, got all the pop culture references that people understand, can creatively weave a prose or narrative to involve opposition and teammates alike and has an appreciation for lore.
In S34, it was more of the same quality from Bob that has gotten him wide recognition from the league. He once again ran the McInnes Prize, a photoshopping competition to engage those with artistic skill, he tracked free kicks in Qooty, he wrote a story representing the history of the Whore Tree which has stemmed from an early match thread interaction in the early days of the Warriors, recognised The Half Back's milestone. But to cap it off, his ultimate masterpiece was a beautiful Grand Final Match Thread OP filled with Simpsons references that involved a litany of different SFA characters each with their winding storyline. Rightfully, it won the vote as the best match thread OP by a landslide and Bob deservedly will be recognised with a quill for his creative prowess.
Congratulations on yet another Top 5 finish and a brilliant season Bob!
Kennedy Parker
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Brief intermission before the Top 3 reveal. I'm going to go make a smoothie.
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Top 3. Wow. Must say, even I wasn’t expecting that.
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