Preview The Whipping Boy Thread - 2025 Edition

[manicpie]

Pendles?

Now you know why I wanted Owies and Cumberland

 

[sr36]

Very poor of the team to leave us bereft of nominees for this week. Long and Sullivan didn’t cooperate. Lippa and Shoota major disappointments too. And that bloke from St Kilda - what was he doing kicking all those goals?

I’m upset.

I think you've got to look at the big picture. A 91 point win is the standard expected. It highlights what a squib hearted disgusting performance we put up against GWS and anything less than 91 points in the coming weeks will be a disgrace - utter garbage.


And we did with complete spuds like Long and Sullivan - imagine how appalling it will be if we win by less when Jordys back - let alone lose.

Glass your whips. There's going to be some serious whipping ahead.

 

[noideaatall]

Pendles?

Yep. We overpaid to start with. Run up a fortune in hyperbaric chamber bills. Reminds me of Kevin, doesn't know when to leave. Only player tony Shaw could beat in a sprint.

 

[sr36]

Yep. We overpaid to start with. Run up a fortune in hyperbaric chamber bills. Reminds me of Kevin, doesn't know when to leave. Only player tony Shaw could beat in a sprint.

It's ****ing embarrassing that you could play 400 games, yet only win 2 that matter. Once every 200 games he's done something worth clapping.

 

[sr36]

Ya what? You are one messed up sob or the enemy within.
We can (& should) whip Carlton. There need be no reason, though there always is. Fact. We can always whip scooter cos we overpaid for him. We can always whip Carlton cos they are Carlton.
Carlton did not do great. That's a pilled up moron. They can never do great. They employed Malthouse then, to top that, they employed Voss. Eternity won't wipe that level of stupidity.

You have missed the point of whipping - again. You whip to make teams better. You don't whip Carlton. You laugh at them.

 

[Pie eyed]

Richards is clearly this weeks whipee.
Put on the wrong kit FFS!

 

[noideaatall]

Richards is clearly this weeks whipee.
Put on the wrong kit FFS!

I like this. Most of this mob struggle when it's not delivered on a plate, you looked at least to the entrees.

You have missed the point of whipping - again. You whip to make teams better. You don't whip Carlton. You laugh at them.

The AI was more on point.
When I took the bullock team around Australia, there was one scrawny useless crittur I named sr36. Never pulled its weight, always trying to scrounge off the others, always trying to poke me in regions it's horn wouldn't fit. Flogging didn't work, that was the nature of the beast. Reminded me of Carlton. Did I laugh at it? No, I kept the whip up until I flogged it off to an Adelaide knackery. That's when I laughed.