Autopsy The famous 2024 Whipping Boy Thread

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Wade. Dumb rugby bloke has forgotten how soft our blokes our and gone and broken half of them.
Normally I wouldn't agree with you on principle since ya never invited me to watch the granny at yours last year but this is an exception. Sick of a team that can't play hard all day, only the last five minutes.

Any of you mob got a mullet? I was born with one & after I wrested control of my hair back from mother, had one from late 70's till early naughties when it went all bill bailey so I cut it all off. Apparently a mullet, along with no teeth, is an indicator of a true pies fan. Guess it was in my DNA. Bit worried about you mob, not convinced you're the mullety, toothless types. Reckon that's why this thread is in the doldrums. Anyway moral is if ya got hair, turn it into a mullet, teeth - knock em out., then ya can call yourself a real pue supporter.
 
Normally I wouldn't agree with you on principle since ya never invited me to watch the granny at yours last year but this is an exception. Sick of a team that can't play hard all day, only the last five minutes.

Any of you mob got a mullet? I was born with one & after I wrested control of my hair back from mother, had one from late 70's till early naughties when it went all bill bailey so I cut it all off. Apparently a mullet, along with no teeth, is an indicator of a true pies fan. Guess it was in my DNA. Bit worried about you mob, not convinced you're the mullety, toothless types. Reckon that's why this thread is in the doldrums. Anyway moral is if ya got hair, turn it into a mullet, teeth - knock em out., then ya can call yourself a real pue supporter.

This post is sexist.

Or are you saying that we women supporters should also have mullets?

You need to be more specific.

The missing teeth and tatts are all good - but I’m struggling with the mullet.
 

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Jesus. I should have been working out. My whipping arm isn't prepared for this. It'll fall off:

Richards: A pre-pubescent 25 year old that Ben Reid tricked us into recruiting as a gotcha gag.
Bytel: A Saints reject
Sullivan: Not even good enough to be a Dogs reject
McRae: Please no.
Reef: The Great Barrier to success.

And that's before we get into Billy Frampton's complete stupidity, WHE and his invisibility, Lippa's squibbishness, and the geriatric blokes on the team. And that mutant yank. Could someone call the immagration department and get him deported for overstaying his visa.
 
Jesus. I should have been working out. My whipping arm isn't prepared for this. It'll fall off:

Richards: A pre-pubescent 25 year old that Ben Reid tricked us into recruiting as a gotcha gag.
Bytel: A Saints reject
Sullivan: Not even good enough to be a Dogs reject
McRae: Please no.
Reef: The Great Barrier to success.

And that's before we get into Billy Frampton's complete stupidity, WHE and his invisibility, Lippa's squibbishness, and the geriatric blokes on the team. And that mutant yank. Could someone call the immagration department and get him deported for overstaying his visa.
Sadly Cox has taken out Australian Citizenship, so that will first have to be revoked before we can deport him.
 
Jesus. I should have been working out. My whipping arm isn't prepared for this. It'll fall off:

Richards: A pre-pubescent 25 year old that Ben Reid tricked us into recruiting as a gotcha gag.
Bytel: A Saints reject
Sullivan: Not even good enough to be a Dogs reject
McRae: Please no.
Reef: The Great Barrier to success.

And that's before we get into Billy Frampton's complete stupidity, WHE and his invisibility, Lippa's squibbishness, and the geriatric blokes on the team. And that mutant yank. Could someone call the immagration department and get him deported for overstaying his visa.
there hasn’t been this much gratuitous whipping than since the hellfire club closed
 
Jesus. I should have been working out. My whipping arm isn't prepared for this. It'll fall off:

Richards: A pre-pubescent 25 year old that Ben Reid tricked us into recruiting as a gotcha gag.
Bytel: A Saints reject
Sullivan: Not even good enough to be a Dogs reject
McRae: Please no.
Reef: The Great Barrier to success.

And that's before we get into Billy Frampton's complete stupidity, WHE and his invisibility, Lippa's squibbishness, and the geriatric blokes on the team. And that mutant yank. Could someone call the immagration department and get him deported for overstaying his visa.
Bytel is giving me similar vibes to when Markov played his first few games for us last season. A delisted player whose been in the system for a while and hasn't cut it. A couple of turnovers for Bytel in his first game and we're gonna have to whip out the old "Markov can Farkov" type treatment.
 
This post is sexist.

Or are you saying that we women supporters should also have mullets?

You need to be more specific.

The missing teeth and tatts are all good - but I’m struggling with the mullet.
A young VP. Perhaps a time she would rather forget:

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Jesus. I should have been working out. My whipping arm isn't prepared for this. It'll fall off:

Richards: A pre-pubescent 25 year old that Ben Reid tricked us into recruiting as a gotcha gag.
Bytel: A Saints reject
Sullivan: Not even good enough to be a Dogs reject
McRae: Please no.
Reef: The Great Barrier to success.

And that's before we get into Billy Frampton's complete stupidity, WHE and his invisibility, Lippa's squibbishness, and the geriatric blokes on the team. And that mutant yank. Could someone call the immagration department and get him deported for overstaying his visa.
At last! You’re awake 👍
 
This post is sexist.

Or are you saying that we women supporters should also have mullets?

You need to be more specific.

The missing teeth and tatts are all good - but I’m struggling with the mullet.
Unwhipping thread post. Shoulda known you'd stoop there given your history. I am a happy sexist shovanistic pig. If I spent 3 decades looking stupid in a mullet I don't see why it should be any different for you. None of this half mullet business that your mob seems to be into either. Of course, if you are just a Clayton's pie supporter ...
 

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Unwhipping thread post. Shoulda known you'd stoop there given your history. I am a happy sexist shovanistic pig. If I spent 3 decades looking stupid in a mullet I don't see why it should be any different for you. None of this half mullet business that your mob seems to be into either. Of course, if you are just a Clayton's pie supporter ...

Excuse me, but are you replying to me?

Me?

A Clayton’s supporter? A veteran of the 1970 Grand Final?

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Jesus. I should have been working out. My whipping arm isn't prepared for this. It'll fall off:

Richards: A pre-pubescent 25 year old that Ben Reid tricked us into recruiting as a gotcha gag.
Bytel: A Saints reject
Sullivan: Not even good enough to be a Dogs reject
McRae: Please no.
Reef: The Great Barrier to success.

And that's before we get into Billy Frampton's complete stupidity, WHE and his invisibility, Lippa's squibbishness, and the geriatric blokes on the team. And that mutant yank. Could someone call the immagration department and get him deported for overstaying his visa.
There’s some more whips required.

Noble. The short HB runner that will play well until he has three moments that look terrible.

Markov. The tattooed pole vaulter’s son is another immigration needs to deal with - except this time, to send him back to his psycho planet where he belongs. He left Richmond because he just didn’t vibe there and he was too weird for the Gold Coast.

And please. This Harvey Harrison kid. If he could touch the ball, maybe he could be like his idol Patrick Dangerfield. See ya in the SANFL buddy.

Last but not least is Nick Daicos. The list clogger of his generation. It’s all cheapies with him. He can’t even win his own ball to save the day. Some spud has to tap it to him. Should be dropped for the glorious Begg to run through the midfield. He’s the real Marvel on the team.
 
I hope we don't get an injury. Injury subs suck. I want to see one of our spuds get subbed out. I really miss seeing blokes getting dragged with this new rotation s**t. The sub rule is all that is left to really humiliate a spud.
Oh don’t worry, we have tools left to humiliate spuds. Public shaming, booing, the DM slide, open training sledging, gossiping on BigFooty and worst, burning guernseys.
 
Oh don’t worry, we have tools left to humiliate spuds. Public shaming, booing, the DM slide, open training sledging, gossiping on BigFooty and worst, burning guernseys.
I like it when it's more official and our whipping gets a strong vote of confidence from the coaches. Macrae getting dragged against Brisbane was the highlight of the year and really turned our season around. We need more of it. I hope we go back to the vest of shame that they used to have to wear when they first brought in the dragging sub rule.
 
I like it when it's more official and our whipping gets a strong vote of confidence from the coaches. Macrae getting dragged against Brisbane was the highlight of the year and really turned our season around. We need more of it.
Are you sure it wasn’t Johnson being subbed from the game against Sydney after his starring performance?
 
I'm just sticking to flaying Cox this week.

It's no fun unless you have some idea of who the bloke you're whipping is. You've got to be able to add their name at the end after yelling out "You're shit, ..." "You're shit, some bloke" just doesn't work.

Who the **** are these guys that Fly is putting out there?
 
I'm just sticking to flaying Cox this week.

It's no fun unless you have some idea of who the bloke you're whipping is. You've got to be able to add their name at the end after yelling out "You're s**t, ..." "You're s**t, some bloke" just doesn't work.

Who the heck are these guys that Fly is putting out there?

evidently that new kid with curly hair hasnt gone through puberty yet so dont yell anything like "show some balls, ya mongrel" when he wimps out of a contest.
 
Did anyone else notice that the kids are back? We have a bit of an aversion to kids in the room in this thread and a lot of little blondies are sprouting out from the walls.:) moreblonde.png
 

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