Society & Culture Things in life you just don't understand - Part 3

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Just come back from a walk, and saw a bkoke vacuuming his driveway.

Driving around here I regularly see a middle aged lady on her hands and knees scrubbing her driveway and drying it with towells. When she's not doing that, she's dusting it.
 

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If you woke tomorrow to find India was now Asian, ......that doesn't bother you?

Stupidity has no boundaries over there.
 
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Chatting to someone about an event.

They say "Yeah so and so don't remember how old I was."

Me: "I remember that it was 94. How old were you?

They: "Don't remember"

Me: I do distinctly remember it was 94 because so and so.

They " Yeah don't know how old I was.

Now this person was clearly bullshitting (HTF do you not know what year you're born in?)

But just the stupidity of playing games. If you really don't want me do know how old you are don't say (Another thing I don't get).
 
Censorship.

In all of human history the greatest cowards, and the most evil bastards have been censors.
 

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I have a head cold but only on one side. I need to keep blowing a runny nose but only on the left side. All clear on the other. Bizzarro

Yes you just just have side of your nose blocked one would think.


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In one of Chopper's books (must be true) he reckons one of his mates got on the amphetamines, had a shitload and vacuumed his house, then the front lawn then was out in the middle of Waterdale Rd in Heidelberg vacuuming that!
Must have had a ****ing long extension cord...
 
In Adelaide, the temperature has been in single figures most of the morning, and the whole city is covered in a layer of fog right now. It's undeniably just straight up cold. Yet I've noticed multiple blokes getting around the city in shorts, like it's the middle of summer. Why?
 
In Adelaide, the temperature has been in single figures most of the morning, and the whole city is covered in a layer of fog right now. It's undeniably just straight up cold. Yet I've noticed multiple blokes getting around the city in shorts, like it's the middle of summer. Why?
Bus drivers?
 
Does anyone know about wildlife?

In the last week I have found on the property here, 3 baby birds on the driveway, 5 metres from a nest all with a single strike to the brain... Like a bigger bird has pecked them once right on the brain to kill them instantly. And yesterday about 300 metres away near our house I find a rat killed in exactly the same way. What I dont understand is what is doing this. We have had foxes on the property but surely they would only kill for food? Likewise there is an owl around as I hear it at night but surely they would only kill for food. There are squirrels and I have read they are normally vegetarian but in winter when food is scarce they can turn to killing and eating rats and mice, yet we are deep into Spring. Something here is killing animals and its not for food.

Any ideas good people of BigFooty?
 
Does anyone know about wildlife?

In the last week I have found on the property here, 3 baby birds on the driveway, 5 metres from a nest all with a single strike to the brain... Like a bigger bird has pecked them once right on the brain to kill them instantly. And yesterday about 300 metres away near our house I find a rat killed in exactly the same way. What I dont understand is what is doing this. We have had foxes on the property but surely they would only kill for food? Likewise there is an owl around as I hear it at night but surely they would only kill for food. There are squirrels and I have read they are normally vegetarian but in winter when food is scarce they can turn to killing and eating rats and mice, yet we are deep into Spring. Something here is killing animals and its not for food.

Any ideas good people of BigFooty?
Couldn't be some little ****er with a BB Gun or something could it?
 
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