Things that sh*t me the fifteenth part

[Gralin]

Thread has been rolled over to Part 16 here

Things that sh*t me the sixteenth

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[Scotland]

I get used to most changes but calling batsmen 'batters' is just awful.

Worse when Michael Clarke says it.

 

[Richard Cranium]

Have a sook campaigner

It's the classiness from this site's mods that really separates it from the rest.

 

[peternorth]

Worse when Michael Clarke says it.

once he said the batters gotta bat well and the bowlers gotta bowl well

 

[peternorth]

all the excitement and hoopla of xmas, the decorations, celebration, pageantry.....gone come boxing day

 

[Dogs_R_Us]

all the excitement and hoopla of xmas, the decorations, celebration, pageantry.....gone come boxing day

Look on the bright side, hot cross buns will hit the supermarket shelves next week

 

[Lethality]

Have a sook campaigner

You seem upset

 

[Lethality]

I get used to most changes but calling batsmen 'batters' is just awful.

Another unnecessary one since you can call them batsmen and batswomen

 

[Richard Cranium]

Another unnecessary one since you can call them batsmen and batswomen

What about those who prefer not to go by such antiquated gender terms?

 

[Catfish Alley]

It shits me that this site is so quiet because you're all enjoying the day while I'm trying to kill a couple of hours in the office. Haha. Merry Christmas!

 

[troybe]

The psycho that I am thought it would be fun to wake up at 430am would be nice to have a sleep in once in a while


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[Lethality]

What about those who prefer not to go by such antiquated gender terms?

How is it antiquated? We have a men's and women's team, so batsmen and batswomen are in line with that

 

[Cruyff14]

It shits me that this site is so quiet because you're all enjoying the day while I'm trying to kill a couple of hours in the office. Haha. Merry Christmas!

Have a great day with your fam when the time comes mate!

 

[Gough]

It shits me that this site is so quiet because you're all enjoying the day while I'm trying to kill a couple of hours in the office. Haha. Merry Christmas!

Everyone knows the real Christmas miracle is Shane MacGowan turning 64.

 

[Hawk Dork]

Everyone knows the real Christmas miracle is Shane MacGowan turning 64.

with teeth

 

[ElectricG]

People who somehow turn ordering food into a 5 minute ordeal. Can someone please explain it to me? Is the process not something like:
- say hello
- name the things off the menu you want
- they say how much it costs
- you pay that amount

Are there like 20 intermediate steps I’m not aware of? Have I been doing it wrong my whole life?

 

[just_kick_it]

People who somehow turn ordering food into a 5 minute ordeal. Can someone please explain it to me? Is the process not something like:
- say hello
- name the things off the menu you want
- they say how much it costs
- you pay that amount

Are there like 20 intermediate steps I’m not aware of? Have I been doing it wrong my whole life?

Nek minute they get handed a soft serve or a frozen coke at the last window.

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[Shell]

People who somehow turn ordering food into a 5 minute ordeal. Can someone please explain it to me? Is the process not something like:
- say hello
- name the things off the menu you want
- they say how much it costs
- you pay that amount

Are there like 20 intermediate steps I’m not aware of? Have I been doing it wrong my whole life?

You forgot:

- there's an interesting story behind this nickel step and
- setting the toaster to medium brown story step (for the elderly.)

 

[FRUMPY]

Getting a covid test on Christmas day = impossible

Most aren't open, the ones near me are all suspended (as in, we'll let 30 cars through and then close it for a few hours) and told to try another one 50kms away or come back and try your luck. All while basically laughing and saying 'good luck'

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[Beerfish]

with teeth

Well he has 2 so I guess that's technically correct

 

[Hawk Dork]

Well he has 2 so I guess that's technically correct

 

[Beerfish]

I stand corrected.

Not as corrected as those teeth though.

 

[Hawk Dork]

I stand corrected.

Not as corrected as those teeth though.

it was free gift form a dentist even had a gold tooth

 

[Richard Cranium]

How is it antiquated? We have a men's and women's team, so batsmen and batswomen are in line with that

Typical cis white male view of things.

 

[Kram]

People who somehow turn ordering food into a 5 minute ordeal. Can someone please explain it to me? Is the process not something like:
- say hello
- name the things off the menu you want
- they say how much it costs
- you pay that amount

Are there like 20 intermediate steps I’m not aware of? Have I been doing it wrong my whole life?

What are you, the soup nazi.

 

[deanc]

Women - one specifically who shares my family name and has been hanging around for nearly 30 years. 'Let's go!' she exclaims when we are planning to head out anywhere, while madam is still sporting her gardening attire or in a dressing gown..? Fast forward around 30 odd minutes later (at best), I'm sitting in the car and she is still 'getting ready'...!
Tip for the kiddies, who maybe in the early days of a marriage arrangement - when she finally gets in car and then asks if her shoes match her dress and/or her handbag matches her earrings, just nod your head, don't dare say anything, just keep nodding and drive as fast as you can away from your house..!

"Lets Go!" has been on rinse and repeat as described for over 28 years thus far...

Season Greetings to all, stay safe.