Things that sh*t me the seventeenth

[Dogs_R_Us]

Victoria CFA ram raid: Volunteer group 'sickened' by overnight burglary in Nar Nar Goon

Absolute campaigners like this should be enough reason to bring back the death penalty!

Good friend is a CFA volunteer, they are such good people, protecting their communities.

This person is a lowlife and should be named and shamed when caught.

 

[Pakenhamsaint]

I'm giving myself the shits this morning.

Walking across the road hear the sound from the button you can cross.

Dumbarse me realises halway into the road it's for the other way and I still had the red man

 

[rocker_oz33]

I'm giving myself the shits this morning.

Walking across the road hear the sound from the button you can cross.

Dumbarse me realises halway into the road it's for the other way and I still had the red man

Sleep walking ....

 

[Dogs_R_Us]

I'm giving myself the shits this morning.

Walking across the road hear the sound from the button you can cross.

Dumbarse me realises halway into the road it's for the other way and I still had the red man

I once took off through a red light because the lights further up the road turned green .

 

[GreyCrow]

I once took off through a red light because the lights further up the road turned green .

I turned right against the traffic because I assumed I was getting an arrow and just saw the green for the go ahead traffic

 

[Chief]

Ticket (go on my own) ye$$$
Drive down not fly
Daughter lives in Vic so free accommodation

You're not staying at your flat in Ballarat?

 

[GreyCrow]

You're not staying at your flat in Ballarat?

He would be mad not to

Gets the pensioner discount on VicRail - 1 hour into the heart of Melbourne and a small walk to the ground

 

[Over The Post]

He would be mad not to

Gets the pensioner discount on VicRail - 1 hour into the heart of Melbourne and a small walk to the ground

 

[Gough]

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[Syd]

You're not staying at your flat in Ballarat?

Neigh-hours too noisy

 

[Over The Post]

Go on, the fence needs watering

 

[MatthewB]

I once took off through a red light because the lights further up the road turned green .

ive done that, i saw green lights but they were for the pedestrian crossing on the other side of the intersection, lucky there was no traffic crossing the intersection

 

[raskolnikov]

Stepping on a nail barefoot and the nail going halfway in. Not fun.

 

[Gough]

Stepping on a nail barefoot and the nail going halfway in. Not fun.

Tetanus up to date?

 

[raskolnikov]

Tetanus up to date?

Yes fortunately.

 

[Kram]

Lucky Pan Zhanle didn’t join the ventolin party

Watched the replay today a couple of times, unfortunately the odds that he isn't cheating are very low.

 

[Cruyff14]

There's a party across the road and all I can hear is bass and those ****ing drums you have at wog weddings. It's all so obnoxious.

 

[nobbyiscool]

There's a party across the road and all I can hear is bass and those ****ing drums you have at wog weddings. It's all so obnoxious.

My building's group chat invariably goes apeshit on a Saturday night with all the Karen's asking "WHERE IS THAT MUSIC COMING FROM!?!"

Mate, we live literally over the road from a pub, where do you think it might be coming from?

I don't understand why people move to vibrant inner (inner-to-middle ring) suburbs and then complain everything that made you want to live in a vibrant inner suburb. Do they think the pub is only going to play music on the nights they want to go?

That is obnoxious IMO.

 

[rocker_oz33]

Music etc to 11pm on Fri/sat night .
Unless you live near a pub esp if they have live music.

 

[Chief]

My building's group chat

I don't understand buildings and streets that have group chats. Sounds like a nightmare.

 

[Over The Post]

Nek minnut Home Owners Association.

 

[Pistol Night]

I don't understand buildings and streets that have group chats. Sounds like a nightmare.

"Is it yellow bin day tomorrow everyone? I cant be bothered looking at the fridge magnet"

 

[nobbyiscool]

I don't understand buildings and streets that have group chats. Sounds like a nightmare.

But how else will Karen let everyone know that she changed the bins over (at the bin chute) so people will shower her with thanks and praise?

 

[Pistol Night]

But how else will Karen let everyone know that she changed the bins over (at the bin chute) so people will shower her with thanks and praise?

Me and the bloke across the road have had an unspoken lawn feud going on for years. Soon as i start my mower he gets his out. I think a street poll of whos lawn is better is something i can get around

 

[cats_09]

"Is it yellow bin day tomorrow everyone? I cant be bothered looking at the fridge magnet"

You get a fridge magnet?