Things that sh*t me the seventeenth

[peternorth]

It was generally when they were beating us so i just crack the shits with the TV scores, When we were winning i didn't seem to care as much

espn footytips ad - "melbourne verse cairns"

what is it with aussie inability to use verse/verses correctly

 

[rocker_oz33]

I crap on about it that much the missus sometimes even says "Lawn looks nice" even though she does not care one bit

Maybe mower the grass shorter so the Deck looks bigger . .
She might not be so harsh on you .

 

[Over The Post]

furthermore the meejia don't add "the" when utilising an AFL teams full name. Aker, this weekends preliminary finals sees Brisbane Lions verses geelong cats.

shits me when people put verse or verses instead of versus

it's a sporting event, not competitive sonnet writing ffs

 

[rocker_oz33]

shits me when people put verse or verses instead of versus

it's a sporting event, not competitive sonnet writing ffs

That's prob me .

English is my second language .

 

[Over The Post]

That's prob me .

English is my second language .

Doesn't matter, it's Latin

 

[peternorth]

shits me when people put verse or verses instead of versus

it's a sporting event, not competitive sonnet writing ffs

No. Basic grammar and spelling should be paramount when it comes to journalistic and sporting coverage.

 

[Gough]

shits me when people put verse or verses instead of versus

it's a sporting event, not competitive sonnet writing ffs

What about a poetry slam?

 

[Pistol Night]

No. Basic grammar and spelling should be paramount when it comes to journalistic and sporting coverage.

Robbo has proven this doesn't even make his top 10 requirements

 

[Over The Post]

What about a poetry slam?

 

[peternorth]

Robbo has proven this doesn't even make his top 10 requirements

he is the exception

 

[cats_09]

shits me when people put verse or verses instead of versus

it's a sporting event, not competitive sonnet writing ffs

What about vs?

 

[Over The Post]

That's the abbreviation for versus. Which in itself is probably a short form of adversus (against or facing) which is the root of adversary, adverse circumstances, etc.

 

[GreyCrow]

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Sounds like grey croms noone on the lawn GreyCrow .

A couple years back the water board dug up just outside our place.
Didn't get any warning .
Then they layed new concrete.
Makes my concrete look bad ....

I just like to keep it tidy if I can that's all.

Leave the crete mower at Coates and get a pressure cleaner from Bunnings

Thank me later

 

[rocker_oz33]

Leave the crete mower at Coates and get a pressure cleaner from Bunnings

Thank me later

The Crete mower are great .
Cost me noithing last time.. brother had a guy he knew there.

Pressure washer I had itself ...got it for free.

Are pressure cleaner any different?

Dog knocked over paint so I need to Crete clean that off.

 

[Pistol Night]

The Crete mower are great .
Cost me noithing last time.. brother had a guy he knew there.

Pressure washer I had itself ...got it for free.

Are pressure cleaner any different?

Dog knocked over paint so I need to Crete clean that off.

Ive got a Karcher that would blow the filth off a Carlton supporter

 

[GreyCrow]

The Crete mower are great .
Cost me noithing last time.. brother had a guy he knew there.

Pressure washer I had itself ...got it for free.

Are pressure cleaner any different?

Dog knocked over paint so I need to Crete clean that off.

Yeah paint needs the mower. Just dont look away or stand in one spot

 

[rocker_oz33]

Yeah paint needs the mower. Just dont look away or stand in one spot

Yep need to keep moving .

That's on my to do list.
Over spring /summer.

 

[rocker_oz33]

I might have to hire one ..
Rather buy a second hand one tho.

 

[magpie_marty]

Me and the bloke across the road have had an unspoken lawn feud going on for years. Soon as i start my mower he gets his out. I think a street poll of whos lawn is better is something i can get around

As soon as one neighbor starts mowing the guy over the road starts and then the bloke next door it's a symphony of lawn mowers and leaf blowers.

 

[Dogs_R_Us]

What about a poetry slam?

So the kids - and increasingly, and sadly - adults, who say “Who are we versing this week?” are really aspiring poets?

 

[rocker_oz33]

So the kids - and increasingly, and sadly - adults, who say “Who are we versing this week?” are really aspiring poets?

Is that how slim shady made it ..

 

[Over The Post]

I've been content to sneer and throw disdain at huge-arsed American utes from afar, this afternoon I got stuck behind a black Dodge Ram in peak hour traffic for a few km.

What a ****ing shit vehicle to be clogging up the roads with.

Eventually got into the second lane and every time he came near I had to move to one side because he couldn't keep the damn thing in his own lane.

I'd hesitate to call people a wanquer for driving a Ram, but feel a "Caution - Driver Constantly Masturbating" sign on the back would be appropriate.

 

[Pakenhamsaint]

I've been content to sneer and throw disdain at huge-arsed American utes from afar, this afternoon I got stuck behind a black Dodge Ram in peak hour traffic for a few km.

What a ****ing shit vehicle to be clogging up the roads with.

Eventually got into the second lane and every time he came near I had to move to one side because he couldn't keep the damn thing in his own lane.

I'd hesitate to call people a wanquer for driving a Ram, but feel a "Caution - Driver Constantly Masturbating" sign on the back would be appropriate.

Some simpleton in thier Ford emotional support yank tank was honking me to turn the corner out of my street. As someone who has done that turn thousands of times I know when it's safe and when it isn't.

 

[brutus76]

10.45am outpatients appointment
turn up at 10.30am already they're 45 minute wait times
I got in at 11.55am
FMD

 

[eddiesmith]

Dumb delivery drivers who can only go where their app tells them…

Had a road closed and twice the same delivery driver tried to get in because that was the only way to get to where he was going…

No dickhead, the road is closed but you can enter from the other end…