Things that sh*t me the seventeenth

[Beerfish]

Yeah well that's your opinion.

 

[Beerfish]

I am quite literally last row at the Tennis tonight

Any yanks to boo?

 

[troybe]

Any yanks to boo?

Double booing tomorrow night Keys v Collins

 

[Over The Post]

You've been waiting all year for that, glad to oblige.

 

[CasuallyDressed]

People who can't control their stupid ****ing dogs.
People who can't follow basic rules of keeping their stupid ****ing dogs on leashes where they're supposed to be.

 

[Big Sauce 21]

My phone has stopped receiving or making calls. It looks like it's related to Optus switching off switching support for
the 3G network. My phone is 4G enabled. I think they ****ed up.

Hundreds complain about failing mobile phone service since 3G switched off

It has been more than 80 days since Telstra and Optus flicked the switch on the 3G mobile network. Hundreds of regional and remote Australians say they can no longer rely on the network and struggle to make calls.

www.abc.net.au

Denying that there is an issue is hilarious. I drive the same roads every day and have for the past 7 years and in the past 6months since the cut off signal drops outs have happened every single day in the same locations. No issues before the 3g cut off.

 

[Cuzz09]

Fan in my car just died.

No air con

How much is a new fan to get put in? Can you do it yourself?

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[rocker_oz33]

People who can't control their stupid ****ing dogs.
People who can't follow basic rules of keeping their stupid ****ing dogs on leashes where they're supposed to be.

Was it on an off lead area.?

 

[rocker_oz33]

Took my mum home the other week.
She took the walker from the rehabilitation centre.
Then found her walker at home .

Anyway took it back on the day.
Yet they send her a bill.

 

[CasuallyDressed]

Was it on an off lead area.?

Nah. The park has a lake with loads of duck around.

The owner was pretty rude to my girlfriend, incident got reported to the council.

 

[rocker_oz33]

Nah. The park has a lake with loads of duck around.

The owner was pretty rude to my girlfriend, incident got reported to the council.

I don't know if council do much.

Where I go at the off lead beach.

At one end
No dogs from 1/12 to 28/2.
times 9am to 7 pm.
Dogs there quiet abit.


The other end.
Dogs on lead only.

I see Dogs off lead quiet a bit aswell.

No drinking No smoking on beach.

See little bit of that too.

 

[Dogs_R_Us]

Fan in my car just died.

No air con

How much is a new fan to get put in? Can you do it yourself?

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I got one for my Honda a couple of years ago. Local auto-electrician. Iirc I paid about $200 for a non-Honda replacement, as the Honda one would have been a lot more expensive. It’s been fine.

 

[magpie_marty]

Took my mum home the other week.
She took the walker from the rehabilitation centre.
Then found her walker at home .

Anyway took it back on the day.
Yet they send her a bill.

Hope your mum is OK.

 

[rocker_oz33]

Hope your mum is OK.

Thanks Marty.

 

[Beerfish]

Fan in my car just died.

No air con

How much is a new fan to get put in? Can you do it yourself?

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These ones have lights

 

[Dogs_R_Us]

These ones have lights
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Do they link up with the air con?

But actually… one of our cars doesn’t even have air con. Maybe this is the answer

Where do I get them?

 

[Beerfish]

Do they link up with the air con?

But actually… one of our cars doesn’t even have air con. Maybe this is the answer

Where do I get them?

Amazon.

 

[Cuzz09]

People on social media that write "IM HOWLING!"

Nothings THAT funny

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[Over The Post]

Call Vicroads on 131170 to report road hazards etc.

Up until very recently you were connected straight to an operator in their control room. Straight in, where the incident is, whats happened, etc. They're in control of banks of cameras and have direct lines to emergency services etc.

Truck lost its load in Fitzgerald Rd, Laverton the other day. Major industrial route, traffic carnage increasing by the second. Rang 131170, it now goes through several layers of voice menu / phone keypad options to... a call centre.

It took over two minutes to get connected to a person, who (being a call centre operator) had no ****ing clue. Spent another two and a half minutes explaining what the situation was, and when she asked me what suburb it was again (Laverton) she said "Manningham?"

At which point I hung up because by that stage enough people would have called 000 the cops would have let vicroads know anyway.

What a ****ing shitshow.

 

[the_interloper]

Our family outing to the Big Bash game on Saturday. Mrs Interloper kept whinging that I couldn't tell her who was winning and Interloper Jr didn't watch a ball I believe. Probs do some shit kids movie next time instead.

 

[GreyCrow]

Our family outing to the Big Bash game on Saturday. Mrs Interloper kept whinging that I couldn't tell her who was winning and Interloper Jr didn't watch a ball I believe. Probs do some shit kids movie next time instead.

UFC not in town?

 

[the_interloper]

UFC not in town?

Is in a few weeks in Sydney, too exxy for me. I took my wife to the one at Etihad stadium in 2015 or thereabouts and she really enjoyed it funnily enough.

 

[Pistol Night]

Our family outing to the Big Bash game on Saturday. Mrs Interloper kept whinging that I couldn't tell her who was winning and Interloper Jr didn't watch a ball I believe. Probs do some shit kids movie next time instead.

Day 1 of a Test match. 6 overs in. Aus 0/14. “Who’s winning?”

 

[Elmer_Hauser]

No-Vox Dopeyavich and his Cult of anti Vax cuckoo flog supporters.

He is a true disgrace to the noble game of Tennis, you never see the greats like Arthur Ashe, Stefan Ednerg, Federer constantly behave in such a whiny way and trash our country?

I applaud Tony Jones (a guy I generally don't like) for further proving what a fragile man-baby No-Vax is. Loser.

 

[Gough]

Day 1 of a Test match. 6 overs in. Aus 0/14. “Who’s winning?”

Easily solved. Before answering offer a brief history of past series, a few comments on the state of the pitch and team selection before giving your summation of the first six overs, and you can actually see their eyes start to glaze over. They don't ask again.