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I only noticed this morning when I went to my car, but sometime on Saturday afternoon/evening while parked at the train station some dick has hit my car and driven off without leaving their details

It's the drivers side rear bumper & tyre that they've made contact with as there's a couple of nice streaks of white along that area - I wasn't back to my car until around 9:30pm, so being a bit darker didn't see it at the time nor was it something I was looking for

I'm the first to admit that my car could do with a few cosmetic touch ups, but no excuse for hitting someone and saying nothing - it's actually the third time someone has done damage to my car & driven off without leaving as much as an apology


The only thing I really some joy from is the knowledge that their white car now has damage most likely on the front and the black paint from contact with my car - screw em
 
Easily solved. Before answering offer a brief history of past series, a few comments on the state of the pitch and team selection before giving your summation of the first six overs, and you can actually see their eyes start to glaze over. They don't ask again.
I use this method if i want to buy something stupidly unnecessary like a solar generator for camping and fishing. I explain non stop for 3 days about all its features, using YouTube videos often to strengthen my case, about how much I’ll save on ice for the esky and so on and so forth. She agrees i can buy it generally just to make me piss off and leave her alone. I'm gathering intel for some new leather seats for the 4wd that ill put to her once i have enough evidence in place
 
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Easily solved. Before answering offer a brief history of past series, a few comments on the state of the pitch and team selection before giving your summation of the first six overs, and you can actually see their eyes start to glaze over. They don't ask again.

I got as far as explaining that the Heat had an ok score halfway through the innings but had only lost one wicket so they're "probably ahead", the response I got was "probably, why don't you know?"
 
I only noticed this morning when I went to my car, but sometime on Saturday afternoon/evening while parked at the train station some dick has hit my car and driven off without leaving their details

It's the drivers side rear bumper & tyre that they've made contact with as there's a couple of nice streaks of white along that area - I wasn't back to my car until around 9:30pm, so being a bit darker didn't see it at the time nor was it something I was looking for

I'm the first to admit that my car could do with a few cosmetic touch ups, but no excuse for hitting someone and saying nothing - it's actually the third time someone has done damage to my car & driven off without leaving as much as an apology


The only thing I really some joy from is the knowledge that their white car now has damage most likely on the front and the black paint from contact with my car - screw em
Which train station?

The main one is the worst imo.
 
Our family outing to the Big Bash game on Saturday. Mrs Interloper kept whinging that I couldn't tell her who was winning and Interloper Jr didn't watch a ball I believe. Probs do some shit kids movie next time instead.

Same kinda thing happens at the footy .
Then kids start kicking the back of seats and people get grumpy at them.

But did you enjoy the game ?

Haven't been to any BBL this year .
 
Day 1 of a Test match. 6 overs in. Aus 0/14. “Who’s winning?” 🤯
Cats vs blues lol.

Blues but bye 6 goals I knew we were not winning.
But the blues fans near us were shite scared and still complaining about every ump call ....lol.
Barely cheered and booed....😂.
 
Same kinda thing happens at the footy .
Then kids start kicking the back of seats and people get grumpy at them.

But did you enjoy the game ?

Haven't been to any BBL this year .

I'm way more into the red ball stuff but it was fun enough. Tough to get seats too because the top level wasn't open (this one was also my fault apparently ha ha)
 
Which train station?

The main one is the worst imo.

South Geelong

I love the upgrades, including them redoing the old carpark but **** me those parks are tight, especially if your the car trying to park between 2 cars - I know it's all about maximizing spaces, but take 1 space from each section in that area and it would feel a whole lot more comfortable

I drive a Cruise, so no exactly a big car - I tried to park away from other vehicles and came back to find myself as the sandwich between 2 larger SUV/4WD size vehicles. It was a little tight getting my driver's do open, so I was careful & did check to see if they may have opened their door into mine but I never thought to look on the back bumper for damage
 
I'm way more into the red ball stuff but it was fun enough. Tough to get seats too because the top level wasn't open (this one was also my fault apparently ha ha)

Family interloper day one boxing day test coming up... 😂.
 

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South Geelong

I love the upgrades, including them redoing the old carpark but **** me those parks are tight, especially if your the car trying to park between 2 cars - I know it's all about maximizing spaces, but take 1 space from each section in that area and it would feel a whole lot more comfortable

I drive a Cruise, so no exactly a big car - I tried to park away from other vehicles and came back to find myself as the sandwich between 2 larger SUV/4WD size vehicles. It was a little tight getting my driver's do open, so I was careful & did check to see if they may have opened their door into mine but I never thought to look on the back bumper for damage


The main station was the worst I never seen.
No trains past that point with upgrades.
Cars parked all over the shop and lanes were so narrow I was looking for a spot.
Then a lady in a large cars goes move....move where..

Don't even know if there's parking spaces.


Haven't been to south G since the works.
 
Re car parks.

The other week on our way home from the beach .
The car park near the bakery was off chops when a around 4-5 times.
While people are backing it in taking up time.

End up leaving .
Went to freshwater creek on the way home.

And they were out of pies.......nice..not.
 
Elevators.

Work has 10 of them. Instead of rationing them, they wait for 10 people to go in before moving.

I think i am going up alone, and then i hear more people coming and then i have to wait 5 mins going to all these other floors.
 

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It died around 2008. Right about about the time social media gained enough traction to make everyone a self appointed therapist/censor/life coach
There’s power in being offended.

That’s what it’s all about.

All around the world, the cultures that are constantly at war & living in miserable sh*t holes are the ones where offence and outrage dominate & humour is frowned upon.

Screw becoming like that.
 
When I watch AFL with my partner I have a Bingo card with questions or statements that will be made during the match.

Was that 6 or 1?
What was that free kick for?
Why did he do that?
Not looking good!
How long to go?
Is that Kochie's team? (Everytime we watch Port)
 
The old school humour is gone. Not related to this Chompers bullshit at all but the walls of comedy are narrowing. One forgetful slip up on stage performing a fictitious role and you’ll burn in hell. Or alternatively quit because you can’t be ****ed dealing with it. Clearly there are no go zones in comedy but it’s funny how certain types of race and religion still get the ok to be taken the piss out of. All depends where you stand I guess
What can't they say now that's funny?
 
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