Things that sh*t me the seventeenth

[raskolnikov]

He's not handling it very well .


Agree he prob needs some help

She

 

[Cuzz09]

are you in perth? or melb? i can never keep up with some west coast posters are

Adelaide

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[rocker_oz33]

She

Whoops ...
Sorry .

 

[rocker_oz33]

Adelaide

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Anything out of Adelaide a win ....

What do you like to do etc.

 

[Shell]

Anything out of Adelaide a win ....

What do you like to do etc.

It's funny cos it's true

 

[TubbsFarquhar]

Have either of you actually been there before?

 

[Shell]

Course not

 

[Tonga Bob]

There's an advert for Toyota used cars or preowned cars or something. I hate it with a passion that burns like Carolina Reaper in the eye. It has three acts:

1. Woman picks up he friend who has had the worst spray tan in Christendom. She puts down a towel on the seat as her orange friend is still probably dripping with chemicals, then validates how she looks as if she isn't some curly haired persimmon nightmare but it's all good because they're in a preloved Toyota;
2. Oldmate driving on a C-road in the country at some stupidly slow speed. Like 40 in a 100 zone. Frustrated drivers are overtaking him and he's giving the one finger off the steering wheel salute, oblivious of the fact that he's a danger to himself and everyone else on the road but he doesn't care because he's in a preloved Toyota;
3. Bloke pulls up in a driveway almost knocking over his lawnmowing neighbour, who asks if he almost got killed by a new car to which the bloke says "yeah no big deal" as if his life means nothing. But doesn't matter because he dropped the best part of $50K on a preloved Toyota in this economy. Secretly the neighbour is thinking "imma steal that car and sell it to some other financially irresponsible bloke" who will then drive around like King Sh*t in suburbia in his preloved Toyota.

When the revolution comes, every single one of these characters will be lined up against the wall and SHOT DEAD.

 

[Billy ray]

Come to goldie
But stay at coolangatta
And avoid surfers paradise

 

[GreyCrow]

1. Oldmate driving on a C-road in the country at some stupidly slow speed. Like 40 in a 100 zone. Frustrated drivers are overtaking him and he's giving the one finger off the steering wheel salute, oblivious of the fact that he's a danger to himself and everyone else on the road but he doesn't care because he's in a preloved Toyota;

No bugs on grill!

 

[Tonga Bob]

No bugs on grill!

Car up his arse though.

 

[The Golden Glenferrie]

I have been doing sweet FA at work for a couple of weeks. I have checked out but leave doesn't start for 90 mins and now I have some bloke wanting to have a teams call and for me to actually stop watching youtube and think.

 

[Tonga Bob]

I have been doing sweet FA at work for a couple of weeks. I have checked out but leave doesn't start for 90 mins and now I have some bloke wanting to have a teams call and for me to actually stop watching youtube and think.

 

[brutus76]

No Charlie Brown Christmas, Muppet Christmas Carol or Die Hard on Xmas Eve or Xmas Day

Christmas Eve they have GREMLINS at 5.20pm on GO and Channel 7 have THE BLUES BROTHERS at 10.15pm

Christmas Day
Channel 9 Christmas Vacation then Vegas Vacation
SBS World Movies Labyrinth (David Bowie) follow by the Beatles A Hard Day's Night (that wins it for me)
Channel 7 Love Actually then Groundhog Day

 

[Off The Couch]

My parcel is still sitting in NSW - has been sitting there since the 7th Dec and today I get a notification that it’s been delayed

Seriously, what ****ing excuse can you give to justify that

 

[Off The Couch]

A Facebook friend whose brother died about six months ago posts about it every second day. Ok, it's really sad but maybe get some counselling if you need. Posting about it constantly isn't really helping.

Or you could just mute them and leave them to grieve in a manner that works for them

 

[rocker_oz33]

Have either of you actually been there before?

Twice..

That's enough ...thanks ..

 

[rocker_oz33]

No Charlie Brown Christmas, Muppet Christmas Carol or Die Hard on Xmas Eve or Xmas Day

Christmas Eve they have GREMLINS at 5.20pm on GO and Channel 7 have THE BLUES BROTHERS at 10.15pm

Christmas Day
Channel 9 Christmas Vacation then Vegas Vacation
SBS World Movies Labyrinth (David Bowie) follow by the Beatles A Hard Day's Night (that wins it for me)
Channel 7 Love Actually then Groundhog Day

No snooby....

Woof

 

[brutus76]

My parcel is still sitting in NSW - has been sitting there since the 7th Dec and today I get a notification that it’s been delayed

Seriously, what ******* excuse can you give to justify that

I sent a Christmas gift to a friend in Darwin and it went Brisbane>Sydney>Adelaide>Darwin in two weeks - like WTF?

 

[PT Bar None]

I have been doing sweet FA at work for a couple of weeks. I have checked out but leave doesn't start for 90 mins and now I have some bloke wanting to have a teams call and for me to actually stop watching youtube and think.

For the last week and a half, each morning I set my Teams status to "appear offline".

Only been noticed once. "Yeah, Teams has been playing up on my laptop". Teams plays up that often it's believable.

 

[rocker_oz33]

Come to goldie
But stay at coolangatta
And avoid surfers paradise

Pool party at yours place.

 

[Off The Couch]

I sent a Christmas gift to a friend in Darwin and it went Brisbane>Sydney>Adelaide>Darwin in two weeks - like WTF?

Mail and parcel delivery in this country is slower than it was in 1850

 

[rocker_oz33]

Mail and parcel delivery in this country is slower than it was in 1850

On the way ..

 

[Pistol Night]

Mail and parcel delivery in this country is slower than it was in 1850

It’s ****n stupid. Some regional places you can post something to the same town and it’ll go to the capital city before back to the same place. Absolutely absurd

 

[raskolnikov]

Or you could just mute them and leave them to grieve in a manner that works for them

Except I think it's moved past grieving to attention seeking.