Things that sh*t me the seventeenth

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If they were freebies then i get it, but man, you snooze, you lose.

No .

They 5 bucks a bag ...

They have a fridge full .

Was totally wiped out .

They tried to charge me extra for the smoked bones.
I said I got 5 bucks ...that's what the bags cost ..

Ok thats fine ..

Smoked bone 8.99 kg ...:eekv1:.

Boys got bones for Christmas.
Not the size I wanted but enough to shit me 🤣🤣🤣.
 
No .

They 5 bucks a bag ...

They have a fridge full .

Was totally wiped out .

They tried to charge me extra for the smoked bones.
I said I got 5 bucks ...that's what the bags cost ..

Ok thats fine ..

Smoked bone 8.99 kg ...:eekv1:.

Boys got bones for Christmas.
Not the size I wanted but enough to s**t me 🤣🤣🤣.
Imagine paying for bones. Should be free
 

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there's a silver lining to all this .

I have to drink more to make room for them.

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The pub over the road from me looks like it's set for a biiiiiig one tonight. It's louder than I've ever heard it, there are more people there than I've ever seen, and there are more late comers than I've ever seen at this suburban brewbub. I think they're going to be set to kick on for a while... A bunch of simpletons in Christmas hats...

I'm never going to be one of those assholes that moves over the road from a pub then complains to try and get it shut down - that's the price you occasionally pay for living in an inner(ish) suburb - I wish I'd bought the ball flinger and the water balloons that I'd planned to buy a while ago though.
 
The pub over the road from me looks like it's set for a biiiiiig one tonight. It's louder than I've ever heard it, there are more people there than I've ever seen, and there are more late comers than I've ever seen at this suburban brewbub. I think they're going to be set to kick on for a while... A bunch of simpletons in Christmas hats...

I'm never going to be one of those assholes that moves over the road from a pub then complains to try and get it shut down - that's the price you occasionally pay for living in an inner(ish) suburb - I wish I'd bought the ball flinger and the water balloons that I'd planned to buy a while ago though.

Go over the road and order a pony ..
 
The pub over the road from me looks like it's set for a biiiiiig one tonight. It's louder than I've ever heard it, there are more people there than I've ever seen, and there are more late comers than I've ever seen at this suburban brewbub. I think they're going to be set to kick on for a while... A bunch of simpletons in Christmas hats...

I'm never going to be one of those assholes that moves over the road from a pub then complains to try and get it shut down - that's the price you occasionally pay for living in an inner(ish) suburb - I wish I'd bought the ball flinger and the water balloons that I'd planned to buy a while ago though.
I worked in a pub in Clapham that had a five or six story block of council flats next to it and the local kids would entertain themselves by trying to lob things into our beer garden from the walkways on the top floors.
 

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The woman who bought all the bones may have been putting together Christmas bags for a dog rescue's foster dogs. Just sayin'.

There's way too many of them out there looking for homes now. Always is this time of year.
used to be a woman that went into my local coles where a few friends worked

it was 24 hrs and she went in when the roast chickens were discount to almost nothing as they were going to be thrown out and bought a bunch to feed her dogs

like she'd get 20 for $20 3+ times a week

she had 7+ large rescue dogs
 
No .

They 5 bucks a bag ...

They have a fridge full .

Was totally wiped out .

They tried to charge me extra for the smoked bones.
I said I got 5 bucks ...that's what the bags cost ..

Ok thats fine ..

Smoked bone 8.99 kg ...:eekv1:.

Boys got bones for Christmas.
Not the size I wanted but enough to s**t me 🤣🤣🤣.
Poor people buy dog food to eat.
Rich people buy pups for xmas because they're fun.

This make me lol
 
Why so grumpy 😺

I don’t mind the day itself - it’s getting there. The build up spikes my anxiety and OCD and throw in some trauma around this time of the year and it’s just not a great time for me.

It’s also that so much of the load falls to women and I know that will ps some off but with a little reflection.. 🤷🏽‍♀️
 
I worked in a pub in Clapham that had a five or six story block of council flats next to it and the local kids would entertain themselves by trying to lob things into our beer garden from the walkways on the top floors.
Wasn’t the Nightingale was it ?
 
I worked in a pub in Clapham that had a five or six story block of council flats next to it and the local kids would entertain themselves by trying to lob things into our beer garden from the walkways on the top floors.

Salford used to be like that except it was old TVs when they saw coppers at ground level.
 
I don’t mind the day itself - it’s getting there. The build up spikes my anxiety and OCD and throw in some trauma around this time of the year and it’s just not a great time for me.

It’s also that so much of the load falls to women and I know that will ps some off but with a little reflection.. 🤷🏽‍♀️

The work should be shared .

The last big Christmas we had here few years back ...
I worked Xmas Eve .
Got home late Mrs rocky was sleeping .

I peeled all the potatoes and got the vegies ready .
Put the spuds in bowls with water with tea towels on top.

She loved the help.
 

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