Things that sh*t me the seventeenth

[rocker_oz33]

I wish someone would use my arse for a pillow. Not a child tho

Ok Kim Kardashian

 

[Hamingja]

Isnt that from a song?

Showing everyone's age here

 

[rocker_oz33]

Re pillows
if I'm sitting out on the day bed.
I use my dogs as pillows .. sometimes.

 

[nobbyiscool]

Coles saved the day. Fridged turkey with stuffing.
Its a Christmas miracle


So many campaigners there today though far out. I champed someone pushing in. Should have campaignered him

I just got back from Preston Market, cos I'd forgotten a couple of things. It was crowded, but it wasn't significantly worse than a normal Saturday late morning. Not a massive amount of traffic on the road either.

I wonder if with Christmas on a Monday and a few years of COVID everyone hasn't left town.

 

[The Golden Glenferrie]

My shopping centre is dead. It's weird.

Sunday Xmas eves are quiet

 

[Big Sauce 21]

Cost of living may have bitten most on the ass

 

[rocker_oz33]

Cost of living may have bitten most on the ass

Would be interesting to see major and popular holiday spots are busy this summer .
Or some people staying home or going somewhere else.

 

[Neese]

I wish someone would bite me on the arse

 

[Billy ray]

I’ve been trying for hours to put a bloody shade sail up. Told my missus i would take care of it if she’d just leave me alone. Bloody windy but I’ll get it done

 

[Over The Post]

I’ve been trying for hours to put a bloody shade sail up. Told my missus i would take care of it if she’d just leave me alone. Bloody windy but I’ll get it done

Frame too big for the balcony?

 

[Billy ray]

Frame too big for the balcony?

Could be

 

[Gough]

I'd worry about getting pissed on.

 

[troybe]

Don’t think nobby can piss that far

 

[nobbyiscool]

Old mate gave up, went inside for a while, and now he's got it up.

He's got one of the 4 legs draped over the railing of his balcony, and he's had to tie the remaining 3 legs down like a mother****er to stop it blowing away.

 

[dogs105]

This person on Carol's by Candlelight murdering "Oh come all ye faithful "

 

[Dogs_R_Us]

Old mate gave up, went inside for a while, and now he's got it up.

He's got one of the 4 legs draped over the railing of his balcony, and he's had to tie the remaining 3 legs down like a mother*er to stop it blowing away.

You didn’t think to go out and help him? You know, in the spirit of Christmas ?

 

[nobbyiscool]

You didn’t think to go out and help him? You know, in the spirit of Christmas ?

No, I was afraid he might invite me over.

 

[raskolnikov]

Showing everyone's age here

1997 is showing my age? Mate I remember when this was a hit.

 

[rocker_oz33]

I wish someone would bite me on the arse

 

[rocker_oz33]

I’ve been trying for hours to put a bloody shade sail up. Told my missus i would take care of it if she’d just leave me alone. Bloody windy but I’ll get it done

Waiting for hot 20? something in swimwear to help you

 

[rocker_oz33]

No, I was afraid he might invite me over.

Company on Christmas

 

[troybe]

Nom nom nom

 

[rocker_oz33]

Nom nom nom

Did you say steak

 

[rocker_oz33]

WTF is this oh my .

 

[GreyCrow]

Now do it naked