Things that sh*t me the seventeenth

[cats_09]

"Is it yellow bin day tomorrow everyone? I cant be bothered looking at the fridge magnet"

You get a fridge magnet?

 

[Dogs_R_Us]

Nek minnut Home Owners Association.

Body Corporates

 

[Dogs_R_Us]

"Is it yellow bin day tomorrow everyone? I cant be bothered looking at the fridge magnet"

Different from council to council, to stagger the trucks going to the tip. You get a fridge magnet???

 

[Gough]

Nek minnut Home Owners Association.

I lived in an old school mate's spare room for a couple of years when I moved back here and one of the most pathetic things I ever saw was him and an eighty year old bloke almost coming to blows at a Strata meeting.

 

[nobbyiscool]

Me and the bloke across the road have had an unspoken lawn feud going on for years. Soon as i start my mower he gets his out. I think a street poll of whos lawn is better is something i can get around

It would be hilarious to me if this were just a one-sided feud - that you've been stalking this poor guy and his lawn mower for years, and old mate doesn't even know who you are

 

[Cruyff14]

Me and the bloke across the road have had an unspoken lawn feud going on for years. Soon as i start my mower he gets his out. I think a street poll of whos lawn is better is something i can get around

Need pics

 

[Off The Couch]

House alarm across the road has been going off now since 11.30am - seems to happen every flipping long weekend

Why they don’t give a key and code to a neighbour is beyond me or at least the number of someone to goddam call

 

[Over The Post]

I had one like that. Turns out they saved power when going away by turning everything off at the wall except the fridge.

And when the battery in the burglar alarm ran down...

 

[Over The Post]

Suns out, 19 degrees, next doors fire up their bloody woodburner on the back patio and send billows of ****ing smoke under our pergola, all over our washing, and in the back door through the house.

****sake.

 

[Big Sauce 21]

Cooked dinner on friday night and had this weird taste, I put it down to rotten onions and meal went in the bin. I threw the onions out and grabbed some more today. cooked the same meal again with new onions, turns out my passata was mouldy. New bottle opened on Friday so hadn't been in the fridge but also wasn't cracked. Ruined 2 meals. Glad I found out what it was though.

 

[Chief]

Big Sauce Story

 

[Billy ray]

Cooked dinner on friday night and had this weird taste, I put it down to rotten onions and meal went in the bin. I threw the onions out and grabbed some more today. cooked the same meal again with new onions, turns out my passata was mouldy. New bottle opened on Friday so hadn't been in the fridge but also wasn't cracked. Ruined 2 meals. Glad I found out what it was though.

Need to temporarily change your name to bad sauce

 

[Big Sauce 21]

Need to temporarily change your name to bad sauce