Things that sh*t me the seventeenth

[rocker_oz33]

I'm home now so happy to reveal was at 13th Beach Barwon Heads.

Down my way.
Cats players play golf there.
I just go to that beach some times doggie friendly.

 

[rocker_oz33]

Yes.

Carpet match the drapes

 

[MrsEddieBetts]

Down my way.
Cats players play golf there.
I just go to that beach some times doggie friendly.

it's a lovely spot, I'll def go back

 

[rocker_oz33]

it's a lovely spot, I'll def go back

Seen people sitting at the Barwon heads bluff water coming up on the stairs looking over the water.
Gets super busy in BH over summer.
October a good time not so busy .

 

[Over The Post]

As soon as you mention something is for a "wedding" the cost of everything goes up by 200%-1000%.

Case in point - Mrs Post got a couple of spots of gravy on her wedding dress and a little bit of dirt on the train where it was on the ground.

Dry cleaner - yep no problem
Mrs Post - cool
Dry cleaner - that'll be $620 and it will take eleven weeks
Mrs Post -

Mr Post when he found out -

Mrs Post will be dispatched to pick it up from the dry cleaners in the morning, before they've sent it off.

 

[rocker_oz33]

As soon as you mention something is for a "wedding" the cost of everything goes up by 200%-1000%.

Case in point - Mrs Post got a couple of spots of gravy on her wedding dress and a little bit of dirt on the train where it was on the ground.

Dry cleaner - yep no problem
Mrs Post - cool
Dry cleaner - that'll be $620 and it will take eleven weeks
Mrs Post -

Mr Post when he found out -

Mrs Post will be dispatched to pick it up from the dry cleaners in the morning, before they've sent it off.

Second marriage coming up ?

 

[rocker_oz33]

Make sure you keep the docket.


Reminds me of that Seinfeld ep.
Lady wearing dry cleaning clothes.

 

[Elmer_Hauser]

Christmas Carol's and Xmas Propoganda popping up in stores already.

The Santa stuff I don't mind so much but I literally loathe Christmas Carol's.

Cannot wait until Australia becomes a truly secular country we are and crap like Christmas and Easter are no longer public holidays

Ordered these gems

That I am planning to wear around my local district in December and especially my local council's Carol's by Candelight event.

Unfortunately I live in a pious/bible bashing suburb that's always been run by annoying Puritan Bible Bashers (aka * wit Kevin Andrews)

Feel like causing some trouble this year lol.

 

[Dogs_R_Us]

As soon as you mention something is for a "wedding" the cost of everything goes up by 200%-1000%.

Case in point - Mrs Post got a couple of spots of gravy on her wedding dress and a little bit of dirt on the train where it was on the ground.

Dry cleaner - yep no problem
Mrs Post - cool
Dry cleaner - that'll be $620 and it will take eleven weeks
Mrs Post -

Mr Post when he found out -

Mrs Post will be dispatched to pick it up from the dry cleaners in the morning, before they've sent it off.

Dab it with plain water with a microfibre cloth. Keep doing it until the marks disappear.

There is no charge for this advice

 

[MrsEddieBetts]

Christmas Carol's and Xmas Propoganda popping up in stores already.

The Santa stuff I don't mind so much but I literally loathe Christmas Carol's.

Cannot wait until Australia becomes a truly secular country we are and crap like Christmas and Easter are no longer public holidays

Ordered these gems

That I am planning to wear around my local district in December and especially my local council's Carol's by Candelight event.

Unfortunately I live in a pious/bible bashing suburb that's always been run by annoying Puritan Bible Bashers (aka * wit Kevin Andrews)

Feel like causing some trouble this year lol.

You want to ruin Christmas for the local children? What is wrong with you?

 

[Gralin]

You want to ruin Christmas for the local children? What is wrong with you?

Have you not met Elmer before?

 

[MrsEddieBetts]

Have you not met Elmer before?

I have, and some of his takes are definite head scratchers but this one is just malicious.

 

[MP_]

Have you not met Elmer before?

 

[rocker_oz33]

Everyone is allowed to have their say.
Eps if in bf rules.

Elmer is bad Santa.

 

[rocker_oz33]

Love it.

 

[rocker_oz33]

Elmer killing Christmas ...

 

[nobbyiscool]

I don't know why you all give the flog the attention that he so desperately carves.

 

[Gralin]

Funnily enough yes but not that angle

 

[phantom13]

Christmas Carol's and Xmas Propoganda popping up in stores already.

The Santa stuff I don't mind so much but I literally loathe Christmas Carol's.

Cannot wait until Australia becomes a truly secular country we are and crap like Christmas and Easter are no longer public holidays

Ordered these gems

That I am planning to wear around my local district in December and especially my local council's Carol's by Candelight event.

Unfortunately I live in a pious/bible bashing suburb that's always been run by annoying Puritan Bible Bashers (aka * wit Kevin Andrews)

Feel like causing some trouble this year lol.

Most of this post is truly idiotic but the crown jewel in the stupidity throne is “already”.

It’s 6 weeks til Christmas champ. Hardly going the early crow 6 weeks out are they.

 

[Over The Post]

BREAKING: WA Police target Indigenous youth rehabilitation event, arresting three boys in front of other children

Police arrived without warning at a youth rehabilitation event co-run by the Aboriginal Legal Service of WA with five cars, arresting three boys participating in the program on Thursday.ALS WA chief e...

nit.com.au

But Australia isn't a racist country.

 

[Scotland]

Is this the things I don't understand thread?

Australia is a secular country, but we're closer to acknowledging more religious holidays (unlikely with public holidays, boo) than scrapping the ones we already have. Christmas is far too valuable to the retail sector to be just another day and Boxing Day there's cricket to watch.

 

[nobbyiscool]

Is this the things I don't understand thread?

Australia is a secular country, but we're closer to acknowledging more religious holidays (unlikely with public holidays, boo) than scrapping the ones we already have. Christmas is far too valuable to the retail sector to be just another day and Boxing Day there's cricket to watch.

If only there were a way to know?

 

[Beerfish]

I have, and some of his takes are definite head scratchers but this one is just malicious.

Ignore is your friend.

 

[Anzacday]

I don't know why you all give the flog the attention that he so desperately carves.

Someone is looking forward to Christmas lunch

 

[Anzacday]

BREAKING: WA Police target Indigenous youth rehabilitation event, arresting three boys in front of other children

Police arrived without warning at a youth rehabilitation event co-run by the Aboriginal Legal Service of WA with five cars, arresting three boys participating in the program on Thursday.ALS WA chief e...

nit.com.au

But Australia isn't a racist country.

It could be as simple as the 3 had absconded or failed to appear in court and the police were opportunistic.