Things that sh*t me the seventeenth

[raskolnikov]

I wouldn't even know what a push notification is tbh.

 

[raskolnikov]

I think the suns need to use bit more blue in their jumpers. This was a pretty good design IMO.





Maybe make the white bits red.

 

[Ghost Patrol]

I wouldn't even know what a push notification is tbh.

 

[rocker_oz33]

Bright young woman knocked at our door. “Good morning, I’m your local member. Great news! We’re just about to reseal your street!”

Great news indeed. Except we were moving out, our removal truck was in the driveway being packed, and the people moving in were due to arrive with their truck in 2-3 hours.

The young lady’s face fell. But she did manage to reschedule the reseal until later in the day.

How was the street at the new house?


Speaking about resealed.

We were in halls gap couple years ago .

The road the the pinnacle etc was getting resealed first time in like 30-40 years ..
The days we were there.

Was able to see Mackenzie falls and go up MT Williams tho.

Would of liked to see the pinnacle tho.

 

[Beerfish]

I wouldn't even know what a push notification is tbh.

I dare you to enable them and find out.

 

[Xtreme]

One day ( not at band camp)
Waterboard knocked on the door we-re ripping up the road just outside your house..ok.
Where's my warning I just gave to you were starting in 15 mins.
Fantastic.

Fridge/freezer stuff different again if a warning given you can plan your meals etc.
Don't buy fridge freezer items etc.

Depending on the quality of the fridge/freezer you have anywhere from 7-14 hours before shit hits the fan and things have to be binned!

 

[Elmer_Hauser]

The Los Angeles Lakers once again getting an corrupt free ride from the officials in the NBA

Happened again today in the NBA with Anthony 'don't touch him' David going to the free throw far more times than warranted.

The good news is the Lakers are still a crap team that always flame out in the play in tournament, but the principal remains they (along with Real Madrid and Liverpool) are the most looked after team in all of Global/World Wide Sports by the refs/officials

So annoying.

 

[Elmer_Hauser]

Is this the things I don't understand thread?

Australia is a secular country, but we're closer to acknowledging more religious holidays (unlikely with public holidays, boo) than scrapping the ones we already have. Christmas is far too valuable to the retail sector to be just another day and Boxing Day there's cricket to watch.

I would scrap Anzac and Australia Day's as well, if only to annoy the mouth breathing RWNJ cookers who use that day as an excuse to dress up like a Nazi/Patriot/White Supremacist and act like the bigoted tools they are.

 

[rocker_oz33]

Depending on the quality of the fridge/freezer you have anywhere from 7-14 hours before shit hits the fan and things have to be binned!

Yeah.

Got a bunch of free ice cream as the supermarket icecream freezer it self .
Little while back .
Enough icecream for each hand for weeks .

 

[Elmer_Hauser]

Getting arthritis in the left elbow.

An absolute bitch to deal with.

 

[Gough]

At a wedding. I've now worked out why they have church weddings instead of the new age our love journey sort of service, the standing and kneeling stops people nodding out, and give me a good old hymn over a hippy chick with a guitar playing Coldplay covers. You also have to walk into the next postcode to smoke.

 

[MP_]

When you get a bit cocky with your new post hole auger and you put the big auger bit on and go hammer and tongs with it and it hits a mallee root and almost breaks your wrist and back from jarring

 

[Gralin]

It could be as simple as the 3 had absconded or failed to appear in court and the police were opportunistic.

They went to a program designed to help keep at risk kids out of trouble with the law to arrest 3 of the kids in front of all the others

Absolute dog move gotta make sure those kids know they're not safe anywhere

 

[rocker_oz33]

When you get a bit cocky with your new post hole auger and you put the big auger bit on and go hammer and tongs with it and it hits a mallee root and almost breaks your wrist and back from jarring

Can you handball some of those jobs to your team mate.

 

[MP_]

Can you handball some of those jobs to your team mate.

I don’t need her to get injured, she keeps me fed . I just need to go a bit slower. I’m using the auger to create big holes to bury the doggy poops in. I had a massive pile in my mallee and 8 600mm holes later I still have a big pile haha, so much poo accumulated over 10 years

 

[rocker_oz33]

I don’t need her to get injured, she keeps me fed . I just need to go a bit slower. I’m using the auger to create big holes to bury the doggy poops in. I had a massive pile in my mallee and 8 600mm holes later I still have a big pile haha, so much poo accumulated over 10 years

I was talking about your father in-law .
Can't he win a hard ball .

 

[MP_]

I was talking about your father in-law .
Can't he win a hard ball .

heck this machine would snap him in half if it jammed up

 

[rocker_oz33]

heck this machine would snap him in half if it jammed up

Saves you throwing a hammer at him... .


Look after yourself...

 

[MP_]

Saves you throwing a hammer at him... .


Look after yourself...

M wife has learnt to hide the hammers when I’m getting edgy

 

[Off The Couch]

They went to a program designed to help keep at risk kids out of trouble with the law to arrest 3 of the kids in front of all the others

Absolute dog move gotta make sure those kids know they're not safe anywhere

This is the important bit

Kids will stop going to the program because they’ll be too afraid to show up - it’s a betrayal of trust