Mega Thread Things that Shit me the Thirteenth

[Richard Pryor]

I never understand vets on these vet shows looking at animals, sticking their fingers in god knows where and with no gloves. And sometimes surgery with no masks. Like wtf, no thanks.

I just don't get why all the vets on these vet shows are hunks. What happened to the friendly old country doctor vibe of Dr. Harry?

Yeh they are. Actually they dont look sick now they are settled in. Maybe immuno compromised. I may infect them with my general s**tty and sarcastic attitude.
Billy ray over and out!

With how many people you are bumping into in the street in a place like Japan face masks are probably a must to avoid getting a cold as statistically you're probably going to get some germs.

 

[Shell]

I just don't get why all the vets on these vet shows are hunks. What happened to the friendly old country doctor vibe of Dr. Harry?

Yeah i dont over analyse that funnily enough

That UK Vet... on the Hill or some shit. Yeah he's hot but he's a poor man's Dr Chris Brown imho.

 

[Beerfish]

Last minute flight change for my trip to perth. Was meant to be via Melb with 30-45 mins between flights and now i have been put on a via Syd flight with 2 hours between flights.
Plus i lost my window seat for both flights!!!

Just getting you in the mood for perf

 

[Bomberboyokay]

I DO miss 1998 traffic.

And back where a time you could do 60km/h thru the suburbs.

Beep the horn and drive aggressively, that'll make you feel better /sarcasm

 

[Over The Post]

When I moved here in 2000, I lived in Yarraville and worked in Port Melbourne just off the Todd Rd exit. Seven minutes door to door, fifteen to sixteen at the worst of peak hour. A few months ago I was in the area and it took me three quarters of an hour from Francis St to the freeway.

 

[Deliverance]

I just don't get why all the vets on these vet shows are hunks. What happened to the friendly old country doctor vibe of Dr. Harry?

With how many people you are bumping into in the street in a place like Japan face masks are probably a must to avoid getting a cold as statistically you're probably going to get some germs.

Yeah i dont over analyse that funnily enough

That UK Vet... on the Hill or some s**t. Yeah he's hot but he's a poor man's Dr Chris Brown imho.

Dr Katrina FTW! I had the biggest crush on her.

 

[Shell]

Dr Katrina FTW! I had the biggest crush on her.

Shes still hot. Did you like... Lisa? From Bondi vet?

 

[Deliverance]

Shes still hot. Did you like... Lisa? From Bondi vet?

Never watched that show, so had to google her, but that's a yes.

 

[edgie]

This country's attitudes toward animal cruelty.

 

[Bomberboyokay]

This country's attitudes toward animal cruelty.

FARMERS ARE SELFLESS HEROES! /Craven Morehead

 

[lion around]

Like listening to like people like usually younger generation like putting every second like word being like in their sentences. Like you know.

 

[Kram]

This country's attitudes toward animal cruelty.

FARMERS ARE SELFLESS HEROES! /Craven Morehead

And yet you still stuff your face with factory farmed chook from KFC.

 

[Bomberboyokay]

And yet you still stuff your face with factory farmed chook at KFC.

False

 

[Kram]

False

KFC the same but occasionally somebody forgets to add salt to the chips and fu** they need the salt.

Red Rooster seems to have to have about 5 stores now. Which isn't surprising because it's KFC without fried chicken.

Bet you also hypocritically eat pigs.

 

[Bomberboyokay]

Don't stuff my face.

 

[Run n Spread]

Shopping centre car parks. Especially when someone gets in their car to leave just as you pass in perfect position to wait for them to drive off. Only for them to sit in a crowded car park for 5 minutes doing **** knows what when you then have to drive off as you block traffic.

 

[Richard Pryor]

Shopping centre car parks. Especially when someone gets in their car to leave just as you pass in perfect position to wait for them to drive off. Only for them to sit in a crowded car park for 5 minutes doing fu** knows what when you then have to drive off as you block traffic.

My local shopping centre car park has the most convoluted system for entry/exit ever. It scans number plates but will also randomly ask for a ticket as well, so it lulls people into a false sense of security, they don't keep the ticket, and the whole car park gets gridlocked. To top it off it's not even paid parking, you get two hours free so this whole high tech security system is to catch the random rare cheapskate who wants to park all day.

 

[Run n Spread]

My local shopping centre car park has the most convoluted system for entry/exit ever. It scans number plates but will also randomly ask for a ticket as well, so it lulls people into a false sense of security, they don't keep the ticket, and the whole car park gets gridlocked. To top it off it's not even paid parking, you get two hours free so this whole high tech security system is to catch the random rare cheapskate who wants to park all day.

Generally that would be me. But if they are fair dinkum I'd happily cough up a $10 Canberra style and just park all day.

 

[edgie]

FARMERS ARE SELFLESS HEROES! /Craven Morehead

lol I'm talking more aboriginal coppers killings for fun but I understand if I've just attached one of your untouchables.


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[FRUMPY]

Facebook 'friend' recently (6months) had her first kid and now anytime she posts a 'happy birthday' msg it has to have a picture of the person and her kid in it, as if that kid now has to be in any post of hers.

Not sure if she is wishing happy birthday or just another 'heres my baby' photo

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[kozi]

When you have a neat, normal post size image that you upload to bigfooty from your phone and the site (for some unholy reason) blows it up bigger than the ******* Grand Canyon making it take up 10 posts worth of space and push the whole page wider.

 

[Beerfish]

Yeah that sucks. All sorts of funky shit can happen when you start trying to upload stuff that's not text.

 

[Shell]

Speaking of BF.. its good now when you click on read PMs it goes straight to the last page, instead of the first.


Why cannot the same be done for read threads fred?

 

[Beerfish]

Speaking of BF.. its good now when you click on read PMs it goes straight to the last page, instead of the first.


Why cannot the same be done for read threads fred?

Most of mine do but it seems when it's a really old thread that gets a new post all of a sudden it'll take me back to the first post.

 

[gaskin]

Wait. People actually use PMs?