Things We Hate About The Scum

[Roddy27]

Which one of you is going to start the poetry/limerick/haiku thread?

I can move posts for ya.

I will Grizz... ill re-hash my poem from earlier in the year to kick it off...

 

[grizzlym]

Cool. I'll move posts across when you're done.

 

[noosa hawk mad]

Damn man, I thought I was playing 'bad cop'......turns out I'm 'good cop'.

card them all i say but hey thats just me...

 

[JoeHawk]

1984 & 1985......and yes, it still hurts ESPECIALLY 1984 when it was almost ours until the last quarter. Bloody Madden!

 

[Gunstall19]

Re: How do you feel about the SCUM?

Yes we are a happy team at Hawthorn not a miserable team.

Happiness is the most important thing and I'm glad you found a way through the Hawks to find happiness.

 

[Gunstall19]

card them all i say but hey thats just me...

I like the cut of your jib.

 

[wolvesjr34]

I hate that their cry baby fans can't handle being called out for being WRONG in a respectful manner, without them getting their knickers in a knot.

 

[Hotham Hawk]

Don't want to sour a great win, but those muppets who stood behind our cheersquad chanting all sorts all game. Geez it was good to give it right back to them when we had the game!

 

[grizzlym]

Hey mate, modding of other boards shouldn't be posted or discussed here. I've deleted your post.

 

[H2F]

I did H2H. Many thanks.

Where have you been hiding, mate?

Grizz just got home from the footy.

We can win it this year, don't care who laughs at me.

Buddy is our inspiration and he is back.

GO HAWKS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Strapping Young Lad]

Don't want to sour a great win, but those muppets who stood behind our cheersquad chanting all sorts all game. Geez it was good to give it right back to them when we had the game!

I'm hearing ya.

What do they call themselves? The grog squad or something?

All I know is that their team is so bereft of stars that they've taken to writing songs about the opposition players(The Franklin one got a workout, but sadly not in the last ).

For shame.

 

[Bayer_]

Bump

I hate the way we don't get to play them until their bubble is well and truly burst!!

 

[randall boner]

everything say no more

 

[parsons nose]

Any-one mentioned Barry Young and Grant Fowler yet. Two of the biggest oxygen thieves ever to grace Glenferrie oval.

 

[Gunstall19]

They smell funny.

 

[LuvMyHawks]

Hird sure hated,and still hates us,as he said tonight on tv.Sheedy,I couldn't stand him after what he accused the players of that day,I will never forgive him for that,nor forget it.Hird can be a a sniper too.He is not an innocent angel..

 

[grizzlym]

Timmy Watson.

 

[A Diakos]

fantastic thread

can we make this some sort of archived thread or something?, should be saved and added onto every year each time we play the bummers

in a few years there will be 50 pages and young kids can read and learn about their heritage as hawk supporters and why they should dislike the front running frauds

 

[moginie]

Alan Ezard.

He looked like something the guys from Puppetry of the Penis would think up.

 

[go hawks!!!]

fantastic thread

can we make this some sort of archived thread or something?, should be saved and added onto every year each time we play the bummers

in a few years there will be 50 pages and young kids can read and learn about their heritage as hawk supporters and why they should dislike the front running frauds

Your request is noted, thread to be renamed 'Holy Bible' with an old and new testament

 

[Brishawk]

They are scum. I hate scum.

 

[A Diakos]

and just to add a point

whenever some muppet bummer fraud comes along and talks about 16 flags, remind them we came in the comp in 1925, by which time they had "won" 6 flags (note there were 9 and 8 teams in the comp during this time and there were no finals in the beginning, as well as some really odd rules)

Its like them talking to an eagles fan stating they have 16 flags...well since the eagles entered they have 3 and bummers 2, a comparative and indicative analysis...since 1925 bummers and hawks have 10 flags

What's also more important to note, is that the comp in effect right up until 1960, was an 8 team comp, 4 clubs being st kilda hawthorn bulldogs and north melbourne (3 of which entered in 1925) in essence played rotate the wooden spoon each year.

Since 1970, we have a better head to head record against every Victorian team and have more flags than any other team

thanks Go Hawks...lets call it the "the scripted book of truth"...after all the word "Bible" does in fact mean book literally.

 

[grizzlym]

Alan Ezard.

He looked like something the guys from Puppetry of the Penis would think up.

Hahaha... that's great. Yes, he looks like something a hillbilly geneticist has cooked up in a still.

 

[Mighty P]

Hird sure hated,and still hates us,as he said tonight on tv.Sheedy,I couldn't stand him after what he accused the players of that day,I will never forgive him for that,nor forget it.Hird can be a a sniper too.He is not an innocent angel..

I read that today on my phone and smashed it, I never liked Hird and never will, the rat's tossbag.

Even though half my mates are scum supporters their whole attitude sickens me, the cocksure pricks. The way they gloat makes me want to... There will never be a team I enjoy the Hawks beating than those fungi. Ever.

 

[Hawkas1988]

I read that today on my phone and smashed it, I never liked Hird and never will, the rat's tossbag.

Even though half my mates are scum supporters their whole attitude sickens me, the cocksure pricks. The way they gloat makes me want to... There will never be a team I enjoy the Hawks beating than those fungi. Ever.

I loved reading it, it gives the rivalry some spark. I love that he hated us, it's better to be hated and respected than not even thought of ala Bulldogs or North.

Let's smash the Scum this week!