Media Toga Times: The Official New Year Resolutions for Thirteen Teams

[Grand Uncle Horace]

Greetings and Glad Tidings from the Editorial Office of the Toga Times.

Everyone knows 1 March marks the start of the new year, but it seems Rome is yet to finalise our civilisation world tour.

So this is the time of year when the LGs of each Club take stock, weigh up what has worked and what has not. FFS, even the notoriously dullard Drags are doing this and are contemplating consigning perennial non contributor Ljp86 to the Bench! More on that in a future edition.

The Toga Times has loyal informants at each Club. All are believed to be members of the Marxist Horacist tendency of the Sweet FA revolutionary vanguard. Each has passed on the situational analysis of their Club and their agreed ny resolution.

Readers are free to suggest their own Resolutions for their own Club.

In a little while the first up will be the Coney Island Warriors.

 

[Pie 4 Life]

Wonders mention Ljp86

Everyone take a shot.

 

[serial_thrilla]

Every time I see a Grand Uncle Horace Toga Times thread, I misinterpret it as a Tonga Bob typo.

 

[Brenton Davy]

Rumour is that the Royals LG is going to revert the team playing strip to conventional boots, shorts and guernsey. This season’s playing uniform of robes, crowns and patent leather shoes proved something of a hindrance to our performances. Cadsky care to confirm or deny?

 

[ClarkeM]

Every time I see a Grand Uncle Horace Toga Times thread, I misinterpret it as a Tonga Bob typo.

Learn to read then.

 

[Pugsley]

What is this?

 

[AnUltimateRessie]

What is this?

The Official New Year Resolutions for Thirteen Teams

 

[Pugsley]

The Official New Year Resolutions for Thirteen Teams

To make it through the desert with a camel with no name.

 

[AnUltimateRessie]

To make it through the desert with a camel with no name.

It's name is kenneyswarriors

 

[TheInjuryFactory]

In a little while the first up will be the Coney Island Warriors.

 

[AnUltimateRessie]

Good way to support the media landscape in this league, TiF

 

[TheInjuryFactory]

Good way to support the media landscape in this league, TiF

Grand Uncle Horace and I were affectionate sparring partners loooooong before you were even a twinkle in (whoever recruited you)'s eyes.

Spare me the white knighting.

 

[AnUltimateRessie]

Grand Uncle Horace and I were affectionate sparring partners loooooong before you were even a twinkle in (whoever recruited you)'s eyes.

Spare me the white knighting.

what kind of elitist "do you know who I am" bullshit was that

 

[Cadsky]

Rumour is that the Royals LG is going to revert the team playing strip to conventional boots, shorts and guernsey. This season’s playing uniform of robes, crowns and patent leather shoes proved something of a hindrance to our performances. Cadsky care to confirm or deny?

You'll all need to learn to play better in a robe and crown.

 

[TheInjuryFactory]

what kind of elitist "do you know who I am" bullshit was that

Sigh.

Sorry Horry, your mum says you can't play with me.

 

[Pugsley]

Sigh.

Sorry Horry, your mum says you can't play with me.

You do enough of that yourself

 

[Brenton Davy]

You'll all need to learn to play better in a robe and crown.

At least lemme wear proper qooty boots

 

[Cadsky]

At least lemme wear proper qooty boots

Fine, but you'll have to buy them from your own sponsorship money. It's not in the Royals budget. On a lighter note, I have just received confirmation that we have made a record 2 billion dollar profit this year and we will be throwing you all a pizza party.

 

[Brenton Davy]

Fine, but you'll have to buy them from your own sponsorship money. It's not in the Royals budget. On a lighter note, I have just received confirmation that we have made a record 2 billion dollar profit this year and we will be throwing you all a pizza party.

So generous…

 

[Cadsky]

So generous…

It's only fair to reward those that work so hard throughout the year

 

[Greenery]

Ljp86 nearly won the Mobbs!!
Are you crazy Grand Uncle Horace ???

 

[Greenery]

Rumour is that the Royals LG is going to revert the team playing strip to conventional boots, shorts and guernsey. This season’s playing uniform of robes, crowns and patent leather shoes proved something of a hindrance to our performances. Cadsky care to confirm or deny?

You'll all need to learn to play better in a robe and crown.

Fine, but you'll have to buy them from your own sponsorship money. It's not in the Royals budget. On a lighter note, I have just received confirmation that we have made a record 2 billion dollar profit this year and we will be throwing you all a pizza party.

So generous…

 

[Cadsky]

You cared enough to reply, sooo....

 

[BLUEALLTHRU]

It's only fair to reward those that work so hard throughout the year

He wouldn’t work hard in an iron lung, stop talking shit.

 

[Braklet]

What is this?