Training Training reports 2024

[lockheed]

Don’t know about you guys but I’ve played footy long enough to know / notice that after being 0-7 & nowhere near it … this training looks so crap without any sort of intensity or interest… to say we are going to come close to firing a shot this week …
Is there something going on here us members are not aware of ? I’m no conspiracy theorist but FFS … this is just crap .

It does look like a casual day at the park

 

[My Left Foote]

Don’t know about you guys but I’ve played footy long enough to know / notice that after being 0-7 & nowhere near it … this training looks so crap without any sort of intensity or interest… to say we are going to come close to firing a shot this week …
Is there something going on here us members are not aware of ? I’m no conspiracy theorist but FFS … this is just crap .

You got a photo of Luke McDonald running AND pointing, what more do you want?

 

[Muscles Thommo]

You got a photo of Luke McDonald running AND pointing, what more do you want?
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I did not know that Lukey could multi task.... what will he bring to the table next?

 

[My Left Foote]

I did not know that Lukey could multi task.... what will he bring to the table next?

 

[Roadrunner]

It does look like a casual day at the park

Don’t know about you guys but I’ve played footy long enough to know / notice that after being 0-7 & nowhere near it … this training looks so crap without any sort of intensity or interest… to say we are going to come close to firing a shot this week …
Is there something going on here us members are not aware of ? I’m no conspiracy theorist but FFS … this is just crap .

0-8 coming up. No intensity. No wonder we lose. We are just physically and mentally weak. Those are just warm up exercise from other clubs.

 

[King Corey]

Sounds very much like players have been instructed to up the voices and communication on the back of so much talk that we have a fairly timid and quiet group in general.

Can confirm. Players ran through several rounds of YMCA to hone their projection.

McDonald tweaked a hammy trying reach up for a "Y" but Curtis Taylor really pushed his case for selection with some super loud "YOUNG MAN" shouts.

He'd clearly done a lot of practice and it showed.

 

[Themanbun]

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Yikes

 

[My Left Foote]

Can confirm. Players ran through several rounds of YMCA to hone their projection.

McDonald tweaked a hammy trying reach up for a "Y" but Curtis Taylor really pushed his case for selection with some super loud "YOUNG MAN" shouts.

He'd clearly done a lot of practice and it showed.

Confusion ensued when Hugh Greenwood shouted, "Lachie Young man, are you listening to me?". Forgetting that he had been delisted at the end of last season, an embarrassed Hugh left training early.

 

[justroyal]

You got a photo of Luke McDonald running AND pointing, what more do you want?
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What is Luke McDonald signalling? Right answers only.

• ‘that’s not my man!’
• ‘you take him, you’re closer’
• ‘Rotations bench. I need a break. I’m next.’
• ‘that’s seriously not my man’
• ‘McKercher! Man up on Larkey’
• ‘For the last ****ing time! It’s not my man!’

 

[King Corey]

Confusion ensued when Hugh Greenwood shouted, "Lachie Young man, are you listening to me?". Forgetting that he had been delisted at the end of last season, an embarrassed Hugh left training early.

On a serious notes, spare a thought for Lachie watching on this year thinking "and they chose  me to delist?"

 

[Themanbun]

On a serious notes, spare a thought for Lachie watching on this year thinking "and they chose  me to delist?"

Literally did no worse than blokes we've handed out four year contracts to

 

[Horizons_00]

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So this what north's version of "bring your mouth guards"

I legit train harder going for my afternoon stroll

 

[nicko74]

So this what north's version of "bring your mouth guards"

I legit train harder going for my afternoon stroll

You do realise that's only a snippet of what they probably did.....

 

[SheezNuts]

Can’t wait for another off season of seeing the lads overseas, drinking bevvy’s, smoking vapes, and looking like a pack of dickheads.

Which is great because everyone deserves some time off to let loose right!? Especially professional athletes who get paid hundreds of thousands of dollars to do their job.

 

[My Left Foote]

Literally did no worse than blokes we've handed out four year contracts to

Unfortunately for Lachie it was quite clear that Clarko didn't rate him, he had a reasonably good 2022 playing 20 games but once Clarko was on board he only played 4 games in 2023.

 

[King Corey]

So this what north's version of "bring your mouth guards"

I legit train harder going for my afternoon stroll

Some of you have such shocking attitudes.

Fwiw thats one of the most intense Auskick sessions I've ever seen.

 

[Horizons_00]

You do realise that's only a snippet of what they probably did.....

I was being facetious lol

 

[My Left Foote]

You do realise that's only a snippet of what they probably did.....

Exactly. 10 photos or about 10 seconds of training from a 2 hour session.

 

[Blightys Barrel]

What is Luke McDonald signalling? Right answers only.

• ‘that’s not my man!’
• ‘you take him, you’re closer’
• ‘Rotations bench. I need a break. I’m next.’
• ‘that’s seriously not my man’
• ‘McKercher! Man up on Larkey’
• ‘For the last ******* time! It’s not my man!’

• “Hey trainer can you get my ball please? I kicked it 10 meters over the fence trying to hit a target 5 meters inside the boundary”
• “Hey Corr. Try and stay within 15 metres of your opponent. It’s called close checking in Defensive terminology”
• “Hey Jy, do you think you can kick over the height of my finger?”
• “Hey Cat Stephens, stop running away from your shadow”.

 

[Ligma]

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The intensity is too high in that 3v1 they need to really calm it down before pup pops a calf

 

[Makeshift Park]

“Hey Cat Stephens, stop running away from your shadow”.

More like “Hey Cat Stephens - it’s not time to make a change, just relax and take it easy”

 

[the_cleaner]

Don’t know about you guys but I’ve played footy long enough to know / notice that after being 0-7 & nowhere near it … this training looks so crap without any sort of intensity or interest… to say we are going to come close to firing a shot this week …
Is there something going on here us members are not aware of ? I’m no conspiracy theorist but FFS … this is just crap .

was gonna say is this what afl level standard training looks like.

 

[King Corey]

You do realise that's only a snippet of what they probably did.....

Do what now? I thought was it.

 

[gokangas]

More like “Hey Cat Stephens - it’s not time to make a change, just relax and take it easy”

I think it is all about stability.

 

[Horizons_00]

Exactly. 10 photos or about 10 seconds of training from a 2 hour session.