Travis Varcoe - fake name?

[Hodgepodge]

I was riding the rails like a pirate this morning and when the ticket inspector asked for my name and address I spat that my name was "John Varcoe" and I was from "123 Fake St"

He swallowed the address alright, but he couldn't get over my surname, which he insisted was fake.

As I fled the carriage and ran through the busy marketplaces of Ormond, leaping fruit boxes and dodging window wielding repairmen, I wondered what Travis Varcoe's real surname was.

I also wondered how many PM's I would have this morning from Geelong supporters telling me that Varcoe>>Rioli.

Strangely, none. Which is down on their daily quota of 47.

Lift your game, handbaggers.

 

[Knackers26]

I was riding the rails like a pirate this morning and when the ticket inspector asked for my name and address I spat that my name was "John Varcoe" and I was from "123 Fake St"

He swallowed the address alright, but he couldn't get over my surname, which he insisted was fake.

As I fled the carriage and ran through the busy marketplaces of Ormond, leaping fruit boxes and dodging window wielding repairmen, I wondered what Travis Varcoe's real surname was.

I also wondered how many PM's I would have this morning from Geelong supporters telling me that Varcoe>>Rioli.

Strangely, none. Which is down on their daily quota of 47.

Lift your game, handbaggers.

Travis and John Varcoe>>>>>> Thyril

 

[Majinbuu]

Definitely a fake name, it has fake written all over it.

 

[ballanFYNE]

Is that you HodgePodge?

 

[Murraj1966]

F**king ticket inspectors.

GET A REAL JOB.

 

[mcuzzy]

his real name is: Poor man's richard tambling

which is sad, really

 

[Hodgepodge]

Is that you HodgePodge?

the jig is up.

 

[clogwearer]

As I fled the carriage and ran through the busy marketplaces of Ormond, leaping fruit boxes and dodging window wielding repairmen...

I was with you until your tall tales of athletic ability.

 

[choo]

Good to know you're not just an OXYGEN bandit.

 

[Hodgepodge]

Pssssst . . . you have a picture of Judd as Jesus in your avatar . . .

 

[winty]

I hope Travis got a free kick there for chopping of the arms.

 

[09wasalwaysours]

I was riding the rails like a pirate this morning and when the ticket inspector asked for my name and address I spat that my name was "John Varcoe" and I was from "123 Fake St"

He swallowed the address alright, but he couldn't get over my surname, which he insisted was fake.

As I fled the carriage and ran through the busy marketplaces of Ormond, leaping fruit boxes and dodging window wielding repairmen, I wondered what Travis Varcoe's real surname was.

I also wondered how many PM's I would have this morning from Geelong supporters telling me that Varcoe>>Rioli.

Strangely, none. Which is down on their daily quota of 47.

Lift your game, handbaggers.

Varcoe indeed is a strange name, but while we are on it....Bernie Vince comes to mind, Beau Muston is another.

And on the subject of Rioli, which I brilliantly read between the lines, My dad mentioned the fact that Maurice and Cyril were the gayest names possible back in his day. Something about Graham Kennedy.

 

[clogwearer]

Something about Graham Kennedy.

Still the king of Australian television.

Nobody has ever come close.

 

[STC]

 

[choo]

Pssssst . . . you have a picture of Judd as Jesus in your avatar . . .

pssssst...you have Ellis > Gibbs...Oh Wait
You've finally conceded.
You're getting there.
Carry on

 

[Rioli magic]

Still the king of Australian television.

Nobody has ever come close.

Tim Ferguson - Don't forget your toothbrush.

 

[the_slurpee_man]

Is that you HodgePodge?

Impossible.... everyone knows HP is unable to exit his front door due to his obesity levels....

 

[Frankston Rover]

Impossible.... everyone knows HP is unable to exit his front door due to his obesity levels....

Says the guy who is begging for 1 litre slurpee's....

 

[clogwearer]

Tim Ferguson - Don't forget your toothbrush.

I have to pay that. Possibly the worst show ever to air on Aussie TV. The makers of Hey Dad are eternally thankful for this show.

 

[Pariah]

I was riding the rails like a pirate this morning and when the ticket inspector asked for my name and address I spat that my name was "John Varcoe" and I was from "123 Fake St"

He swallowed the address alright, but he couldn't get over my surname, which he insisted was fake.

As I fled the carriage and ran through the busy marketplaces of Ormond, leaping fruit boxes and dodging window wielding repairmen, I wondered what Travis Varcoe's real surname was.

I also wondered how many PM's I would have this morning from Geelong supporters telling me that Varcoe>>Rioli.

Strangely, none. Which is down on their daily quota of 47.

Lift your game, handbaggers.

Hey Douche Monkey that is his real name.

 

[Haduken]

Hey Douche Monkey that is his real name.

I can't help but feel you missed the point here..

 

[Prestigerrycomo]

Is that you HodgePodge?

Too skinny

 

[Hodgepodge]

Hey Douche Monkey that is his real name.

Nah, you're right . . .

 

[r dub 19]

HP stay winning