Banter TRTT Part 15: David KOCH on Epstein List!!!11!!!!!!

[Doctor Feel]

Bulldongs

 

[JimmyBC]

I got another electric nose hair trimmer thing as a stocking stuffer what are they trying to say? lol

 

[Doctor Feel]

I got another electric nose hair trimmer thing as a stocking stuffer what are they trying to say? lol

Bring back marine world

 

[dirty2]

I got another electric nose hair trimmer thing as a stocking stuffer what are they trying to say? lol

Got me ****ed this getting old shit... Got more hair on/in my ears then what's natural.

 

[Lagooner]

I haven't had a VB in years, but if there was a can of VB and a can of some Bearded Limpdick Brewshed Pacific Ale left in the esky, id be reaching for the VB.

Not bad but the generator is waaay off the mark on limpdick.

 

[Papa G]

 

[JimmyBC]

That's why you select young blokes with no fear as opposed to 30 year olds with baggage prodding around.

Should be more of it. Well done Konstas.

 

[Doctor Feel]

Anyone got some myrrh or frankincense handy? Could really use some.

 

[Dylan8]

Anyone got some myrrh or frankincense handy? Could really use some.

The only witches brew I know about was expelled from my hoop this morning

 

[VineValerian]

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Merry Christmas. The Jim Beam and Coke premixes will also be out too. Then the Chisel comes out

Aaahh.
Yes.

VB - aka "The Green Death".

I guess most bitter beers taste like cat's pi$$ (and no, I haven't tried that)

I remember Southwick bitter that dear old Dad used to have sometimes as well. Bluurrgggh.

 

[Alberton Proud]

Astonishing
I just heard the MCG is the greatest stadium in the world with 100,000 in attendance
Can anyone confirm this ?

 

[Grave Danger]

Aaahh.
Yes.

VB - aka "The Green Death".

I guess most bitter beers taste like cat's pi$$ (and no, I haven't tried that)

I remember Southwick bitter that dear old Dad used to have sometimes as well. Bluurrgggh.

Southwark and West (Worst?) End were about the only beer offerings when I came of age - no wonder so many young fellas opted for spirits.

 

[Papa G]

Nothing wrong with West End or Southwark.

 

[Doctor Feel]

The twennytwenny sure is a who's who of failed ODI players who also got given some goes at test level and also failed.

Then the rest are park cricketers

 

[JimmyBC]

Nothing wrong with West End or Southwark.

Choosing to buy it when there's a gazillion options from around the globe is probably questionable though.

 

[Duck Farmer]

Choosing to buy it when there's a gazillion options from around the globe is probably questionable though.

I'm drinking Beardwank IIIPA every day over that shit.

 

[edgie]

Jeezus when are we gonna lift the ban on places like Aldi selling grog in Adelaide.. fukcin come on

Aldi used to sell AC/DC beer mate, I thought you'd be in full favour of keeping that prohibited

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[Festerz]

Aaahh.
Yes.

VB - aka "The Green Death".

Apologies. But my understanding is that the 'Green Death' label in terms of Australian beers has always been owned by Southwark.





Don't tell me that's another thing the Vics have stolen.

Best thing about Southwark that I remember growing up is that it's name wasn't pronounced as it looked. Seemed a bit sophisticated to us working class lads in the west even if it tasted like sickly sweet shite.

From what I remember that VB stuff was even sweeter still . Haven't had one for a decade or more.

Sad to say it given their Norwood/Crows allegiance but Coopers was the company that brought some respectability to the SA beer scene.

 

[JimmyBC]

Aldi used to sell AC/DC beer mate, I thought you'd be in full favour of keeping that prohibited

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Beer is beer mate when does Chisel beer hit the shelves?

 

[edgie]

There's certain places you go, like footy/golf/bowling clubs or sometimes front bars during happy hour where a pint of proper old school draught beer costs around $7 and I just think to myself this is what a pint should cost. It feels about right. Unfortunately, now it's double digits for a pint in most places. HTF does a Uni student afford that? It's why most pubs these days are quasi restaurants.
This country is far too over regulated.

I get a schooner of pirate life for 4.80 still

A schooner is a pint for people who aren't from silly places

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[JimmyBC]

Here's the real shit

 

[edgie]

Here's the real shit

How many of those refined classy fancy beer glasses do you have Jimbo?

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[JimmyBC]

How many of those refined classy fancy beer glasses do you have Jimbo?

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Nah don't use those wanky beardy beer glasses I drink all my beverages in old vegemite jars.

 

[edgie]

Nah don't use those wanky beardy beer glasses I drink all my beverages in old vegemite jars.

Do you eat the Vegemite first or just poor it in and mix it up?

I drink mine in those headmaster glasses flogged from the pub.

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[JimmyBC]

Do you eat the Vegemite first or just poor it in and mix it up?

I drink mine in those headmaster glasses flogged from the pub.

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A couple of beers washes out the Vegemite remnants and they are good to go.