TV and Movie quotes you use in real life

[Boston tiger]

It's just a matter of common courtesy...When you come in the house you wipe your wheels.

 

[DT2000]

 

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BAZINGA

 

[JUBJUB]

 

[MrsEddieBetts]

Have you checked your butt?

 

[HBF]

Tell him he's dreaming
Hows the serenity

It's funny 'cause it's true.

 

[Gough]

I've robbed pretty much every one of Monty Python, or Fawlty Towers' gags at some point in the pursuit of cheap laughs.

 

[rippersnipper]

"I'll get you, and it'll look like a bloody accident"

 

[Scotland]

I've robbed pretty much every one of Monty Python, or Fawlty Towers' gags at some point in the pursuit of cheap laughs.

No, you haven't.

 

[Xtreme]

I have to return some videotapes.

I say this whenever I want to end a conversation

 

[Richard Cranium]

 

[Kickpuncher]

When my mates are negative.

 

[The King!]

"There are plenty of good remedies for PMT on the market"

 

[akkaps]

Cool, cool cool cool.

If I could, I would; but I can't, so I shan't.

Those unfamiliar about the law of high numbers would call this a coincidence.

I understand.

Aal Izz Well.

Chal, chal chal

We gonna need a bigger boat.

Por que no los dos?

Bloody Volvo driver.

He bought a Jeep.

 

[Barry_Badrinath]

Do you concur?

You'll have to speak up I'm wearing a towel.

 

[Barry_Badrinath]

I'm gonna start my own theme park, with blackjack and hookers. In fact, forget the theme park.


*Theme park is obviously replaced with other things - pub/casino/party/etc

 

[CakeEater]

Deserve aint got nothing to do with it.

 

[HBF]

I'm in a glass case of emotion.

 

[Exe Gesis]

Telegram for Mongo

 

[edgie]

We're gonna need a bigger X
I'll be back
The phones are working

 

[LANGFORDandSON]

I've robbed pretty much every one of Monty Python, or Fawlty Towers' gags at some point in the pursuit of cheap laughs.

I've robbed them too and so has my wife.

 

[MinerBoy]

 

[iGNITER]

Happy Gilmore - "The price is wrong bitch!"

 

[iGNITER]

Use a few from Commando with Arnie.
Seriously one of his best for one liners.

 

[MrsEddieBetts]

Soooo hot, want to touch the hieny.