TV and Movie quotes you use in real life

[iGNITER]

"Thaaaaaaaat is corrreccccct"

 

[MrsEddieBetts]

"Thaaaaaaaat is corrreccccct"

I say that all the time!

 

[MinerBoy]

You know when I said I would kill you last....

 

[iGNITER]

You know when I said I would kill you last....

"Thats right Matrix you did..."

"I lied"


"Where's Sully?"

"I let him go"

Gold.

 

[iGNITER]

I say that all the time!

 

[Plugger35]

"You don't win friends with salad"

 

[brahj]

"Dillon... you son of a bitch." *pathetically unmuscular handshake*

 

[Bomberboyokay]

BAZINGA

You want people to know you watch the worst comedy on TV?

 

[Borderline]

"**** you ________ ... and your eyebrows!"

 

[Quivorir]

You want people to know you watch the worst comedy on TV?

BAZINGA is from The Big Bang Theory. Not Open Slather.

 

[Lethality]

Where are the other drugs going?
Swear to me!

 

[Lethality]

When we all moved into my grandfather's house it somehow fell to me to keep an eye on things. We played poker on the old card table, he never let me win.

 

[HBF]

Happy Gilmore - "The price is wrong bitch!"

Just tap it in. Just give it a little tap tap taparoo......

 

[iGNITER]

Just tap it in. Just give it a little tap tap taparoo......

It's all in the hips. It's all in the hips. It's all in the hips. It's all in the hips

 

[Hipster Doofus]

STFU Donnie
Replace Donnie with whoever is in the firing line

 

[Handsuper47]

I for one welcome our new overlords.

 

[brahj]

STFU Donnie
Replace Donnie with whoever is in the firing line

The Big Lebowski is a gold mine.

"Yeah, well... that's just, like, your opinion, man."

 

[undefined]

You want people to know you watch the worst comedy on TV?

Yeah, the 'worst comedy' on TV which is surprisingly among the most popular.

There's a reason, mate. TBBT is TV's best show. BAZINGA

 

[04 Durif]

The Big Lebowski is a gold mine.

"Yeah, well... that's just, like, your opinion, man."

Many dude related sayings

 

[04 Durif]

And that was the second time that I had crabs.

It smells like sex in here

Who wants a moustache ride

 

[Quivorir]

The Big Lebowski is a gold mine.

I really need to watch this movie...

 

[Handsuper47]

Just keep soaking it.

 

[Kram]

I've robbed pretty much every one of Monty Python, or Fawlty Towers' gags at some point in the pursuit of cheap laughs.

I mentioned it once, but I think I got away with it all right.

 

[NSWCROW]

3 off the top of my head.

My old man saying to me " What do you intend to do about MAHONEY ??...." ( Cdt Lassard Police academy 1 )
Calling my old man " Farsha " ( Goldmember )
Naming the family cat after the ******ed bloke in BLUE HEELERS ( Clancy )

 

[NSWCROW]

Someone asks where something is, I say 'close'
They say: How Close
I say: In your ass

(Rambo 3)

Say that with my brother too lol


Another me and my bro do is from Police Academy.
* mid riot - Tackleberry and Fakkler walking either side of a deserted street *

Tackleberry - " Hey Fakkler......how's it goin ??..."
Fakkler - " Oh just fine thanks......"



That noodle ad -

You know who ELSE loves it ??.....



Bloke i see about a dog every few weeks is named Neville

" Is that you Neville ??.....youuuuuu ****en tiprat "