Does anyone remember playing the game as a child called dead fish.
The one you have to lay motionless and if you flinched a millimetre you lose.
Welcome to the adult version
the AFL standing rule,
where all the supporters don't worry about the football and what is setting up down the field of play
but all eyes are fixated on and hoping that your own player on the mark does not flinch a millimeter.
You see players in motion then told abruptly to stand and they wobble as if they are on an ice rink trying not to move and lose their balance while we all hold our breath.
They are idiots the AFL
AFL reminds me that series Netflix series squid game, in that game red light green light , stop on red light if you move you get shot go on green light . Footy stop on stand if you move 50 metres