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Ok, we can settle on 99.95% if you are fine with that.Committee voted them in, so its not just all on me.
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Ok, we can settle on 99.95% if you are fine with that.Committee voted them in, so its not just all on me.
Excuses already?
Ffs you’re the new guys in town, you’re supposed to be marking your territory, not making excuses.
Better fold the club then. Nobody with a life has ever had a successful Sweet FA career.
We talking cartoon Dexter or Murderer Dexter.
Watched both
Dexter carving through the entire Cartoon Network finally ending up in battle against Mojo Jojo. Got Adult Swim written all over it hey Braklet?
Joke aside, the OOB were never going to be an issue this season, I imagine they'll post up a storm and I look forward to a week with them. The issue was always going to be three seasons later when their nomadic posters or veterans had moved on and their slightly unpalatable club image was going to have trouble bringing the new blood in an already flagging market. Not that that should be an issue either, the league is littered with busted franchises, they should be endlessly commended that they were able to get this up so close to two other bids falling flat.
I got plenty of time to find something to whinge about, of why my stats are down.View attachment 1463441
The Ophidian Old Boys were seen as a new expansion team set to bring back the glory days of Sweet and help create exciting opportunities for the SFA to grow. But it looks like the Old Boys have gone missing. Are we surprised?
Let's take a look at the team shall we:
Tigerturbulance is going to be dealing with relationship issues all season long thanks to Mrs Turbo
Mobbs is back to building houses in minecraft
Callums_Guns is more interested in tipping than qooty
Elton Johns Wig is now the new leader of a revolution (I don't blame him for this. It is a brilliant position) #TheRevolution
The Jesus is too lazy to put up 6 match threads on time. I mean come on, the OP's were barely mediocre
haydo has not been seen since last Tuesday
Ned_Flanders is now a washed up Gumby
Bonz ... well... ok Bonz is awesome and should get everything in the world, but that is one positive in a sea of negatives
And that is just the LG...
View attachment 1463442
They thought they had us all fooled with their cute outfits and funny name, but we look through these dark cracks and see the sinister individuals that lie underneath. Their lies will no longer go unnoticed by us, the citizens of Sweet, as these Ophidian creatures will finally be revealed for what they really are. Phoneys!
They even have a rookie that hasn't posted on the SFA board at all, making them illegible to be on the team list.
Just an overall disaster of unnatural proportions
Posting Stats after 1 Day
View attachment 1463436
You see this graph? nods You see that it is empty? nods That's because the Old Boys didn't post anything!
ZERO! I mean ZERO posts have been posted by the Old Boys on the first day of the season in their match thread. This is outrageous from a brand new team just joining the league. You can't even make up excuses like 'oh the match thread wasn't up so they couldn't post anything', because one of their Leadership Group members was literally supposed to post it and didn't (looking at you The Jesus ).
The only one that has actually pulled his finger out and bothered to make a thread this season is Callums_Guns with his Knockout Tipping. Even their official team thread was made back in December of last year
I honestly see no other way to spin this. The Old Boys were a huge mistake and we should get rid of them.
Ned_Flanders is one of them? May God have mercy on us allView attachment 1463441
The Ophidian Old Boys were seen as a new expansion team set to bring back the glory days of Sweet and help create exciting opportunities for the SFA to grow. But it looks like the Old Boys have gone missing. Are we surprised?
Let's take a look at the team shall we:
Tigerturbulance is going to be dealing with relationship issues all season long thanks to Mrs Turbo
Mobbs is back to building houses in minecraft
Callums_Guns is more interested in tipping than qooty
Elton Johns Wig is now the new leader of a revolution (I don't blame him for this. It is a brilliant position) #TheRevolution
The Jesus is too lazy to put up 6 match threads on time. I mean come on, the OP's were barely mediocre
haydo has not been seen since last Tuesday
Ned_Flanders is now a washed up Gumby
Bonz ... well... ok Bonz is awesome and should get everything in the world, but that is one positive in a sea of negatives
And that is just the LG...
View attachment 1463442
They thought they had us all fooled with their cute outfits and funny name, but we look through these dark cracks and see the sinister individuals that lie underneath. Their lies will no longer go unnoticed by us, the citizens of Sweet, as these Ophidian creatures will finally be revealed for what they really are. Phoneys!
They even have a rookie that hasn't posted on the SFA board at all, making them illegible to be on the team list.
Just an overall disaster of unnatural proportions
Posting Stats after 1 Day
View attachment 1463436
You see this graph? nods You see that it is empty? nods That's because the Old Boys didn't post anything!
ZERO! I mean ZERO posts have been posted by the Old Boys on the first day of the season in their match thread. This is outrageous from a brand new team just joining the league. You can't even make up excuses like 'oh the match thread wasn't up so they couldn't post anything', because one of their Leadership Group members was literally supposed to post it and didn't (looking at you The Jesus ).
The only one that has actually pulled his finger out and bothered to make a thread this season is Callums_Guns with his Knockout Tipping. Even their official team thread was made back in December of last year
I honestly see no other way to spin this. The Old Boys were a huge mistake and we should get rid of them.
2) we actually have partners that are not inflatable or Japanese waifu pillows
Unfortunately I have ruined this trend. Sorry.
I have built a time machine. Mistakes can be undone.
No one dare suggest to go back in time to prevent my birth as I was planned and not a mistake.
Yes, milk runs are planned.