What could be the worst news to come from your club this week?

[Killer Kowalski]

Mick Malthouse is the new coach

 

[Sando22]

Goodwin crook with shingles, Mark Neeld welcomed back as stand in coach for a while

 

[00Stinger]

Max Gawn injured

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[Buzzasto DaSilva]

Dylan Shiel has a massive night on the town, then breaks up with his girlfriend, then moves in with Dylan Addison (Player Welfare Manager)- with the help of Wayne Campbell (our general manager of football).

 

[melanChronic]

The China game is a massive cover story for Koch's secret collaboration with Chinese scientists to develop nuclear fusion into a viable technology, with a view to simultaneously fixing South Australia's energy crisis and fusing all of Port's SANFL premierships with their AFL one (so they could truly never tear us apart).

Unfortunately, the Chinese scientists inadvertently discovered that there was an AFL team with the moniker "Suns" and decided that they would be a much better partner in such a venture than the cute but ultimately unambitious "Power". On a coke bender in Surfer's Paradise, one of the scientists whips out the prototype as a party trick to charge Gary Ablett's phone. But it gets out of control, triggering a chain reaction fireball that consumes the Earth and eventually the entire solar system.

 

[Blue1980]

The China game is a massive cover story for Koch's secret collaboration with Chinese scientists to develop nuclear fusion into a viable technology, with a view to simultaneously fixing South Australia's energy crisis and fusing all of Port's SANFL premierships with their AFL one (so they could truly never tear us apart).

Unfortunately, the Chinese scientists inadvertently discovered that there was an AFL team with the moniker "Suns" and decided that they would be a much better partner in such a venture than the cute but ultimately unambitious "Power". On a coke bender in Surfer's Paradise, one of the scientists whips out the prototype as a party trick to charge Gary Ablett's phone. But it gets out of control, triggering a chain reaction fireball that consumes the Earth and eventually the entire solar system.

You can't go posting things which we all know are inevitable

 

[tugga]

Dustin Martin will wait until the end of the season to begin contract talks...

 

[Golumless]

Found payments in David Mackay contract from Balfours; this leads us to lose 2 firsts, and 2 second round draft picks.

 

[StillAtLarge]

"Gunston likely to play across half back again vs Adelaide " -Clarkson

 

[juss]

Dustin Martin set to have dinner at a Chinese restaurant.

 

[ThatsjustDappa]

Geelongs last three premierships were 'fake news'......

 

[Sab22]

Nicks injury is worse now that he has to retire.

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[HairyO]

The worst?

Hawthorn BF posters get to pick the team and drop 6 players to blood 6 kids who sometimes play really well at Box Hill.

 

[The King!]

Scott Jeffrey umpiring

 

[freddy mercury]

Hawthorn supporters are bared from posting on BigFooty. Love a good laugh

 

[dave123]

Ben cousins steals laundry van and escapes prison, somehow the laundry van company is owned by a former west coast board member from the 05 era

headline reads ...dirty laundry to be aired again by cousins

 

[Ron The Bear]

The Greens introduce a bill to shut down Richmond FC - large attendances accused of emitting too much CO2.

 

[Killer Kowalski]

Alastair Clarkson is joining the circus as a midget who gets fired out of a cannon

 

[JaxsonB]

"Giles and Vardy both suffer freak leg breaks in tackling exercise. McGovern forced out of defense to ruck for most of the year."

 

[Scotland]

New jumpers announced.

Home:

Away:

 

[vide0n]

Eade throws his hands in the air saying bugger this, I'm out and walks out the door

 

[R_Grunter]

Tyrone Vickery signs new multi-year deal to come on board.
What a nightmare.....

 

[Mofra]

An unfortunate typo in a memo to Etihad means we end up holding a Premiership Flog unfurling pre-game instead:

 

[R_Grunter]

Lyon sacked, replaced by James Hird

To be honest that would probably be a blessing in disguise. Ross is cooked.

 

[WCErevival]

Giles and Vardy attempt to jump on to the run away laundry van driven by Cousins and both suffer ACL injuries.