Mega Thread What really grinds my gears.

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SaintsSeptember said:
Management wouldn't like you.
Their business plan is to get you to stop and fill up the car, ( making 2% profit or so ) and then going into the shop and buying each of the family a Barny Banana , where they make around $6.00 profit.
There's been some bad stories about Servo workers.
When campaigners drive off without paying for their fuel, some lowlife operators have docked the money from the poor schmuck working there.
The poor schmucks also are at high risk of getting robbed.
If i worked in one, i think i'd keep a stack of dogfood cans behind the counter, so if some spaced out moron tried to hold me up with the syringe he's been using for the last month, or a screwdriver, i could see if i could get a can between the eyes.
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Well,in that case,I don't like management!
 
QuietB said:
Bachelorette grinds my gears. What is this shit?
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All of those shows are cringeworthy on meth. I dropped in on some womensfriends about a month ago and they were watching the man version. After 2 minutes of extreme uncomfortability I demanded "you two think this shit is good?!"
They said it was just mindless entertainment whilst they talked shit. I couldn't handle it a second longer and turned over to some brain dead travel show, it was pox, but it was bearable insofar as it didn't drive me to commit suicide the other show would've.
 

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Tyler Durden007 said:
All of those shows are cringeworthy on meth. I dropped in on some womensfriends about a month ago and they were watching the man version. After 2 minutes of extreme uncomfortability I demanded "you two think this shit is good?!"
They said it was just mindless entertainment whilst they talked shit. I couldn't handle it a second longer and turned over to some brain dead travel show, it was pox, but it was bearable insofar as it didn't drive me to commit suicide the other show would've.
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The fact that I'm getting news update emails and what happens on the show is the subject line. **** sake
 
Tyler Durden007 said:
All of those shows are cringeworthy on meth. I dropped in on some womensfriends about a month ago and they were watching the man version. After 2 minutes of extreme uncomfortability I demanded "you two think this shit is good?!"
They said it was just mindless entertainment whilst they talked shit. I couldn't handle it a second longer and turned over to some brain dead travel show, it was pox, but it was bearable insofar as it didn't drive me to commit suicide the other show would've.
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Its cheap.
Some flog TV exec worked out you can make an episode of this sort of drivel cheaper than an episode of some ordinary crap like Neighbours, so they do.
So now we have .
People who can sing.
People who can cook.
People who can renovate.
People who can garden.
People who sing while they renovate.
People who can stay in a house with other people and talk deep and meaningful crap while we all watch, sometimes getting naked.
People who want to find a partner.
People who want to find a naked partner.
People who want to find a partner with a farm.
People who want to pretend to marry the partner they find.
People who can run around in the bush.

Still plenty of combinations left.
Personally i'm hanging out for the Naked cooking show, it'll be hilarious when the oil spatters.
 
SaintsSeptember said:
Its cheap.
Some flog TV exec worked out you can make an episode of this sort of drivel cheaper than an episode of some ordinary crap like Neighbours, so they do.
So now we have .
People who can sing.
People who can cook.
People who can renovate.
People who can garden.
People who sing while they renovate.
People who can stay in a house with other people and talk deep and meaningful crap while we all watch, sometimes getting naked.
People who want to find a partner.
People who want to find a naked partner.
People who want to find a partner with a farm.
People who want to pretend to marry the partner they find.
People who can run around in the bush.

Still plenty of combinations left.
Personally i'm hanging out for the Naked cooking show, it'll be hilarious when the oil spatters.
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Or cook the wrong sausage
 
Flat peaked caps, you look like a ****ing idiot, why is that a trend
 
campaigners who park nose to nose at the service station :mad: I didn't deliberately take the back space you ****ing idiot, there was a car in front of me 10 seconds ago and I intended on leaving by driving forward until you ****ing drove in the wrong way you arrogant ignorant selfish campaigner :mad::mad::mad:

It is times like these I wish I drove a monster truck

People are ****ed
 
Bloody welfare agencies who give people so much disability pension they can fund terrorist organisations. Disabled because the are FAT!!!.

If someone is too fat to work, give them less money. Don't give them enough money for their KFC. If you get the money down low enough there is half a chance they won't be fat any more.
 

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SaintsSeptember said:
Bloody welfare agencies who give people so much disability pension they can fund terrorist organisations. Disabled because the are FAT!!!.

If someone is too fat to work, give them less money. Don't give them enough money for their KFC. If you get the money down low enough there is half a chance they won't be fat any more.
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Strange mixing of issues there. But yeah, cull the fattos. Don't deny them welfare, just execute them.
 
Tyler Durden007 said:
The seemingly ecstasy induced joy and love any given campaigner on internet chat customer service windows.

Just fix my problem you campaigner and dispense with the arselicking
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I'd have to be on ecstasy to work customer service.
 
Ticketmaster really grinds my gears.

I'm heading to the W-League tonight and my Glory membership gets me a half price ticket for $7.50.

Ticket price: $7.50 - Booking fee: $4.95

**** off you greedy campaigners!
 

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