Banter Who will be Better in 2025, Collingwood or Carlton? Part 4

[Cyclops]

Went there once frightening

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I helped a mate move house, bunch of us headed down to clear out her place just round the corner from the Royal after a break up. Another woman left her purse in the hired truck, I said "don't leave that there" but she replied "nah we'll be five minutes" sure enough purse swiped.

Usually its junkies so I checked the gutters and then popped into the Royal. The poor barmaid had two bits of gaffer tape on her ****, and the saddest expression on her face, it'd kill a solid steel erection. I checked the blokes dunny, no purse, and I had to ask this poor long suffering woman to check the ladies for me. She did, very nice person, still no result.

Eventually my mate got a call "oh I found a purse" sure mate. She headed down with her boyfriend to Smith Street to pick it up, and gave the "finder" a little reward. The guy said "my name's Robertio, and I go for the Blues yipee!".

 

[doppleganger]

Can you give up and go all puppy with less words next time?

A good reminder that Baggers struggle with comprehension.

In 2025 the Pies will again continue our on-field dominance of Carlton and push to play deep in September, like we normally do.

Bagger fans will again be more interested in talking about TV ratings, fashion, themesongs (anything but on-field results) or revert to the tried and true reference to the good old VFL days again.

 

[Worm4]

Just once Fadge

I'd rather be locked in a cage full of spiders than set foot in that hell-hole again

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Nothing like a good set of old saggy **** to get the day started before the walk over the road

 

[JustaBattler]

A good reminder that Baggers struggle with comprehension.

In 2025 the Pies will again continue our on-field dominance of Carlton and push to play deep in September, like we normally do.

Bagger fans will again be more interested in talking about TV ratings, fashion, themesongs (anything but on-field results) or revert to the tried and true reference to the good old VFL days again.

I liked the bit about your mob "pushing hard to play deep" ...
is that how side by slide works at the poiz?

 

[Fadge]

I liked the bit about your mob "pushing hard to play deep" ...
is that how side by slide works at the poiz?

Fancy a Carlton poster not being familiar with the term 'to play deep into September'...

 

[Worm4]

Fancy a Carlton poster not being familiar with the term 'to play deep into September'...

Fancy a collingwood poster not realising that Carlton have won more Grand finals in September than their own team

 

[Fadge]

Fancy a collingwood poster not realising that Carlton have won more Grand finals in September than their own team

Fancy a Carlton poster not understanding that more than half of their supporter base have never seen their team play 'deep into September'...

 

[Arr0w]

Fancy most, 95+%, living pie supporters have only seen 3 flags

 

[Cyclops]

Fancy a collingwood poster not realising that Carlton have won more Grand finals in September than their own team

Gotta win finals in September to pinch those flags in October...

 

[Cyclops]

Fancy most, 95+%, living pie supporters have only seen 3 flags

Be honest, 95% of Carlton supporters are dead inside from decades of flop.

I live in hope for you. Imagine if we could return to the old days, where the Navy Blue was something to be proud of. We could clash for the flag as peers.

Come on, get back up to our level.

 

[Arr0w]

Be honest, 95% of Carlton supporters are dead inside from decades of flop.

I live in hope for you. Imagine if we could return to the old days, where the Navy Blue was something to be proud of. We could clash for the flag as peers.

Come on, get back up to our level.

We've been crap for a while, but hopefully you'll stick around

 

[Fadge]

Fancy most, 95+%, living pie supporters have only seen 3 flags

Another maths fail.

So 95% of living Collingwood supporters are over 40?

OMFG.

 

[Arr0w]

Another maths fail.

So 95% of living Collingwood supporters are over 40?

OMFG.

You really do struggle

Work through it slowly and have another crack

 

[Worm4]

Fancy a Carlton poster not understanding that more than half of their supporter base have never seen their team play 'deep into September'.

Fancy a Collingwood supporter thinking that half of our supporter base is under the age of 30.
Maths - knowledge of it , tis important

 

[Fadge]

You really do struggle

Work through it slowly and have another crack

'CArr0w Logic'....

Put a bullet through my frontal cortex if I ever stoop to the depths of understanding your ramblings.

 

[Cyclops]

You really do struggle

Work through it slowly and have another crack

I mean you said "most, 95%+ pies have seen 3 flags". As written he's got you there.

Did you meann " 95% pies have seen at most 3 flags"? That might be right.

 

[Fadge]

Fancy a Collingwood supporter thinking that half of our supporter base is under the age of 30.
Maths - knowledge of it , tis important

Well it does pretty much align with the world population.

Though I guess your club wouldn't have had too much success in attracting young supporters over the last couple of decades, so you could be right.

 

[Cyclops]

Fancy a Collingwood supporter thinking that half of our supporter base is under the age of 30.
Maths - knowledge of it , tis important

Deep into September means out the other side ie October!

 

[Fadge]

I mean you said "most, 95%+ pies have seen 3 flags". As written he's got you there.

Did you meann " 95% pies have seen at most 3 flags"? That might be right.

Be careful.

I don't think you want to try to understand his ramblings...

And who would have guessed, he elicited a like from Wormy!

 

[Cyclops]

Be careful.

I don't think you want to try to understand his ramblings...

I'm too far gone. I'm starting wish these poor buggers could have some success, it's not really a rivalry anymore if they don't.

 

[Worm4]

Well it does pretty much align with the world population.

Though I guess your club wouldn't have had too much success in attracting young supporters over the last couple of decades, so you could be right.

It's not a world game so you can't apply those equations to supporter bases that are 99% within the confines of the Australian coastline.
Of course, I thought you would already know this

 

[JustaBattler]

A flurry of activity from our (dirty) feathered friends- coinciding wif the end of p-day at the ol CES....an air of confience and bravado as they consider where they will gamble their 'hard earned' monies away...

 

[Arr0w]

'CArr0w Logic'....

Put a bullet through my frontal cortex if I ever stoop to the depths of understanding your ramblings.

Looks like you still haven't worked it out

Try again Fudge

 

[Arr0w]

I mean you said "most, 95%+ pies have seen 3 flags". As written he's got you there.

Did you meann " 95% pies have seen at most 3 flags"? That might be right.

"Fancy most, 95+%, living pie supporters have only seen 3 flags"

 

[South of the Yarra]

Lol. However I'm 6ft 3

Little fella