Banter Who will be Better in 2025, Collingwood or Carlton? Part 4

[Bale Dup]

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[Arr0w]

OK.

Carlton are shite.

Is that better?

Welcome back

 

[76woodenspooners]

WTF Fadge. I don't come in here every morning to read you getting along all lovey dovey with Carlton posters and pumping up their new recruit.
Wtf man??

Pumping up their expectations, and then waiting for destiny to do what destiny does is how the cool kids troll Carlton supporters these days.

It’s wholesome fun and oh-so-effective.

 

[Franc de Borges]

That he has. Also expect him to be a big game/big moment player.

You've got yourselves a jet.

So you admit that he’ll play in big games. Unusual for a team projected to place 16th.

 

[Bale Dup]

Pumping up their expectations, and then waiting for destiny to do what destiny does is how the cool kids troll Carlton supporters these days.

It’s wholesome fun and oh-so-effective.

It's ok folks.

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[Fadge]

So you admit that he’ll play in big games. Unusual for a team projected to place 16th.

Given I expect he'll have a 15 year career, you'd hope there will be some big games for the lad.

I can't project what Carlton are going to be like in years 4 to 15 of his career, so making an assumption.

 

[adammania9]

Pies supporters giving advice on the draft. Lol. Collingwood , themselves, have risen the white flag and have basically admitted that they're no good at identifying talent after the freeman/scharenberg disaster, so they go and poach ready made has beens on the cheap and throw the kitchen sink at middle of the road players. It's why they continue to give away 1st and 2nd round picks.

So bad at identifying talent for 11 years they accidentally won a flag

 

[Fadge]

So bad at identifying talent for 11 years they accidentally won a flag

And contended for three other premierships since that time.

 

[Robertio]

And contended for three other premierships since that time.

 

[Worm4]

So bad at identifying talent for 11 years they accidentally won a flag

Exactly - by accident

 

[Fadge]

Yep.

2 of the past 3 years;

4 of the past 7 years.

'Ancient History'.

 

[doppleganger]

Given I expect he'll have a 15 year career, you'd hope there will be some big games for the lad.

I can't project what Carlton are going to be like in years 4 to 15 of his career, so making an assumption.

Hopefully Jagga doesnt have to wait 180 games before he plays in a final like Crippa or play in 200 losses like K.Simpson.

 

[Cyclops]

Exactly - by accident

Hence the 2023 premiership DVD, "Failing Upwards: how Fly Flopped his way to a flag:"

Bad news Worm, we stuffed up this off-season too...it's happening again.

 

[Worm4]

Hence the 2023 premiership DVD, "Failing Upwards: how Fly Flopped his way to a flag:"

Bad news Worm, we stuffed up this off-season too...it's happening again.

Think we will see the real Collingwood next year , which be a replication or similar, of 2024. The DVD will be called " the wake up call - a Mexican siesta."

 

[Cyclops]

Think we will see the real Collingwood next year , which be a replication or similar, of 2024. The DVD will be called " the wake up call - a Mexican siesta."

A man cannot enter the same stream twice: for it is never the same river and he is never the same man.

As for us being Mexican, we're tough like machete, crazy like Tuco, fast (and honourable) like Speedy Gonzalez, and we know how to get there like Dora.

We also know how to deal with your lowly mob. Carlton no winning! Carlton no winning!

 

[Scritchyscroony]

Wassup?
Is Fadge back to normal yet?

 

[Bale Dup]

Wassup?
Is Fadge back to normal yet?

Fadge. Normal? Far from it.

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[Arr0w]

Hence the 2023 premiership DVD, "Failing Upwards: how Fly Flopped his way to a flag:"

Bad news Worm, we stuffed up this off-season too...it's happening again.

Had another crack this year

 

[South of the Yarra]

Think we will see the real Collingwood next year , which be a replication or similar, of 2024. The DVD will be called " the wake up call - a Mexican siesta."

Carlton's Premiership DVD Collection from the 21st Century is called ' '

 

[Corn Cobbers]

Blues have now replaced the Pies as outright 3rd favourite for the flag after draft week, the needle is moving

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[Fadge]

Carlton's Premiership DVD Collection from the 21st Century is called ' '

The Carlton 21st Century DVD - 'Once Were Preliminary Finalists'.

 

[Robertio]

The Carlton 21st Century DVD - 'Once Were Preliminary Finalists'.

Do they even have DVD's in Mexico?

 

[Cyclops]

Do they even have DVD's in Mexico?

Watch The Counsellor.

Actually don't it's pretty horrible, the DVD scene is almost as bad as Brad Pitts hit at the end.

 

[South of the Yarra]

How many teams have not won a Premiership or a Preliminary Final this Century. Can someone help me with this as I am asking for a friend?

 

[HeathySure]

How many teams have not won a Premiership or a Preliminary Final this Century. Can someone help me with this as I am asking for a friend?

I believe Carlton are one of them. but that doesn't mean they are losers, the did win 5 wooden spoons after all