Jevy
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Nah, it's all jelly. I just wanted to drag your arse out of your self imposed exile.
How's your Tourettes fairing on the main board?
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Nah, it's all jelly. I just wanted to drag your arse out of your self imposed exile.
How's your Tourettes fairing on the main board?
Alfred_
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You only have 1 key forward and his name certainly isn't Jenkins.
Jenkins kicked a whopping 5 more goals than Dixon last year in a season where Dixon played 16 injury interrupted games in a putrid side getting shit supply. Jenkins played 21 games and was downhill skiing in a side with a charity draw.
Let's not forget Joe Jenkins isn't a traditional key forward, he's a 199cm seagull.
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craffles
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Well I just got back from a 2 week holiday so one could suggest my tourettes isn't working to well for me away from the bay. Still, the time I wasted on the bay is now being spent a lot more proactively on building an incredibly mediocre supercoach side.
When dougal gets named in the coming rounds however, I will release the tarps and saturate as many boards as I can with #GooGal
Jevy
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Not trying to be rude but were you dropped on your head as a child?
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Haha I know, I've won a bet against you before floggo.
Speaking of which, keen for a flair + sig bet on the outcome of the showdown?
Fun fact:
Charlie Dixon averaged the exact same amount of goals per game (2.6) last year as the oh so great Taylah Walker
Given that Charlie scored more than Tex this weekend, that means that Charlie has a higher average goals per game than Tex over the last two seasons. Oh dear, proves that Tex has fallen behind.
Not to mention, Charlie's average is significantly more than Spud Jenkins.
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After watching Tex's failure against Norf, I think Butcher might be ahead of Tex too. Thoughts?
https://cdn.streamable.com/video/mp4/tw6u.mp4
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As stated elsewhere. The last time Dixon played North he kicked seven. The last time Jenkins played St Kilda all he did was deliver the post match donuts.
I think Jeeves wants a bet as well.
TTYTT, I'm not confident at all this week. Last year when we won the second one, I was so confident, I chucked a pineapple on us to win.
I'll come back to you Friday night.
John Hart Jnr
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Did he have a night out with Sando?
I'll take that bet, what do you want to put on it?
Yep, no love for Dougie Howser here. Plus it's a ruse as I know he's better than Lobbe.
That's a no to your big statement then? Plus I didn't keep any of her underwear when she died, but if I knew you were interested...
John Hart Jnr
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Was Wayne Carey in town to celebrate the Crows glorious 12th place finish 12 years ago?
John Hart Jnr
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Nope. Like I said, just a night at the Port club with some toothless Alberton local.
With such poor judgement off field, no wonder he cant make good decisions on field at the moment.
