Think Tank Why are Twix called chocolate bars when Tam Tams are biscuits?
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Because Tim Tams by name alone are obviously Chinese and I think chocolate is banned in communist places.
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Chocolate to biscuit content ratio. Don't ask for a more specific explanation, learned men in lab coats have toiled for decades to bring you these definitions.
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crazywildhorse
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I thought Tam-Tams was a bunch of hippies smoking dope at a festival in Canada.
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Because Tim tams are owned by a biscuit company and Twix is owned by confectionary company
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So you're saying Orange Slice is the best Arnott's biscuit? Cool story, bro.
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No, its a grain laksa
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Art Corvelay
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More gazpacho.
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Because I have seen an old man eat a biscuit, but I have never seen an old man eating a Twix.
Need to bring this topic up on Q and A.
I’m sure climate change will have had a part to play.
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Twix is longer and I've heard Chocolate is always longer.
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It's because of what is inside the biscuits.
Twix remind me of those hard caramel chocolate cubes.
I am a mint slice fan myself.
But if there are Tim Tams in the pantry why not...
Twix remind me of those hard caramel chocolate cubes.
I am a mint slice fan myself.
But if there are Tim Tams in the pantry why not...
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"**** it, I'm having a Twix"
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This makes me think the thread needs a poll.
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Try sucking coffee up a twix bar
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