Event Wonderus Festivus S38 Sweet Kennels & Wonder Dogs

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From the Wonders Hall of Fame we introduce you all to Brushe the Wonder Dog.
Pronounced Brooshe, like Brucee with a lisp.
Brushe was a fearless full foward for over a decade.
 
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HAUNTED BADDONK END RESULTS
Thanks to everyone for participating and sharing the fun in the latest Howlloween edition of Haunted Baddonk Comp.
160 Macabre Tunes later we have the results:
Pamcake1 52 Tunes 2 Double Bangers and no Baddonks
DemurePrincess 43 Tunes and 1 Baddonk
BFew 40 Tunes and 2 Baddonks
AnUltimateRessie 11 Tunes and no Baddonks
3KZ is Football 6 Tunes and 1 Baddonk
BigChippa52 5 Tunes and 1 Baddonk
Cubs2Lions 3 Tunes and no Baddonks
Fun Times Were Had
As the winner my favourite tune was post #126 for silliness and I now get to have the last blast.
For the creepiest clip I found this one:




And the final word on the topic goes to Eartha Kitt.




I've posed for pictures with Iv'ry Soap
I've petted stray dogs, and shied clear of dope
My smile is brilliant, my glance is tender
But I'm noted most for my unspoiled gender
I've been made Miss Reingold, though I never touch beer
And I'm the person to whom they say, "You're sweet, my dear"
The only etchings I've seen have been behind glass
And the closest I've been to a bar was at ballet class
Prim and proper, the girl who's never been kissed
I'm tired of being pure and not chased
Like something that seeks it's level
I wanna go to the devil
I wanna be evil, I wanna spit tacks
I wanna be evil and cheat at jacks
I wanna be wicked, I wanna tell lies
I wanna be mean and throw mud pies
I want to wake up in the morning
With that dark brown taste
I wanna see some dissipation in my face
I wanna be evil, I wanna be mad
But more than that, I wanna be bad
I wanna be evil and trump an ace
Just to see my partner's face
I wanna be nasty, I wanna be cruel
I wanna be daring, I wanna shoot pool
And in the theatre, I want to change my seat
Just so I can step on everybody's feet
I wanna be evil, I wanna hurt flies
I wanna sing songs like the guy who cries
I wanna be horrid, I wanna drink booze
And whatever I've got, I am eager to lose
I wanna be evil, little evil me
Just as mean and evil as I can be​

I WIN EVERYONE CONGRATULATE ME
 

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