Worst hairstyle in Football history

Who has the worst hairstyle in Football history?

  • Clive Waterhouse

    Votes: 7 5.2%
  • Cam McCarthy

    Votes: 26 19.3%
  • Darren ‘Doc’ Wheildon

    Votes: 5 3.7%
  • Peter ‘Spida’ Everitt

    Votes: 6 4.4%
  • Nathan Carroll

    Votes: 17 12.6%
  • Michael Hurley

    Votes: 1 0.7%
  • Brodie Grundy

    Votes: 1 0.7%
  • Chris Masten

    Votes: 1 0.7%
  • Dustin Martin

    Votes: 9 6.7%
  • Brett Deledio

    Votes: 5 3.7%
  • Kevin Bartlett

    Votes: 11 8.1%
  • Josh Thurgood

    Votes: 8 5.9%
  • Geoff Raines

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Dyson Heppell

    Votes: 9 6.7%
  • Wayne 'The Weed' Weideman

    Votes: 5 3.7%
  • Warwick Capper

    Votes: 5 3.7%
  • Danny Southern

    Votes: 15 11.1%
  • Kane Mitchell

    Votes: 1 0.7%
  • Other (name & photo in comments)

    Votes: 3 2.2%

  • Total voters
    135

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Possibly the ugliest footballer of all time. Had to make it worse with the choice of hair and clothing, though the shit coloured stripes are appropriate.

The annual ugliest player medal should be named after him

Yeah, because Robert Neale was so much better looking
Gary Ayres would have had been popular with the ladies. Tall, muscular, long hair and deep voice.
Recognised as a consummate professional and elite finals player.
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Also described by Yabby as "a good driver in heavy traffic". I'd take that.

Remember listening to Punter to Punter one Saturday around that time of the Ayres photo, and one Dr Turf talking about the likely winners for that Saturday's matches. He picked Hawthorn to win "because Gary Ayres returns to the side after a haircut injury".
 

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Yeah, because Robert Neale was so much better looking
Gary Ayres would have had been popular with the ladies. Tall, muscular, long hair and deep voice.
Recognised as a consummate professional and elite finals player.
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Robert neal is no oil painting but looking at Ayres is just offensive
 

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Worst hairstyle in Football history

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