Werewolf You can take this job... and restaff it werewolf

[thewizardmelon]

Also, I was disappointed that your seer of Gralin was all a ruse. Because I was going to gloat about how good that multi lynch would've been!

Vindication rudely abandoned.

Hey, if I could have gathered enough for a multi I would have! Not enough bodies around

 

[Bluelegs]

I think some of the most telling info was in this who didn’t post much and/or vote (Tenz, pie, ding, DP all examples).

The Ding and DERO votes stick out the most, Tarks too but we often back and forth so that’s not that surprising he’d jump on a fun choo choo.

Dank, Dero, Ding

Dig Dad Doodheads

 

[DemurePrincess]

There’s nothing better than getting to work and the coffee is already made

 

[myblueroan]

There’s nothing better than getting to work and the coffee is already made

You trained the goats to make coffee?

 

[DemurePrincess]

You trained the goats to make coffee?

Don’t call Janet that!!!

 

[Gralin]

This feels a bit like rocking up to work wondering if your pass is going to still be active

 

[jmoo wan]

DEADLINE

 

[myblueroan]

Dreadline

 

[jmoo wan]

Night summary

Overnight this email appears in your inbox, someone ****ed up and sent it company wide.

Subject: Termination of Employment - Union Secretary Position

Dear DERO (Union Secretary),

I hope this message finds you well.

After careful consideration and review of your performance in the role of union secretary, it has been determined that a change in leadership is necessary to better serve the interests of our organization and its employees.

Effective immediately, your employment with us is terminated. We appreciate your contributions during your time with us and wish you the best in your future endeavors.

Please coordinate with HR regarding the return of any company property and the finalization of administrative matters.

Sincerely,

HR Director


DERO Secretary (betawolf) killed by HR department (Mafia)

----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Press Release:

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE

Title: Union Voices Concerns Over Welfare Payment Increases

The Trade Union is voicing its concerns over the recent announcement of welfare payment increases by the government. While we recognize the importance of providing support to those in need, we are deeply troubled by the underlying implications of this decision.

As advocates for fair wages and working conditions, we believe that sustainable solutions are essential to addressing the root causes of poverty and inequality. Increasing welfare payments without addressing systemic issues such as low wages, lack of affordable housing, and inadequate healthcare access only serves as a temporary Band-Aid solution.

Furthermore, we are concerned that these increases may inadvertently perpetuate a cycle of dependency and hinder efforts to empower individuals and families to achieve economic self-sufficiency.

As a result, we are implementing industrial action at CENTRELINK, and BFew will be on strike effective immediately

BFew (Centrelink flog) Stood Down by Trade Union (Wolves)

------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Meanwhile, the Small Business Owner crawls out from under their pile of BAS statements to write a memo asking their secretary to get rid of the HR advisor.

They soon run out of interest and head off to the golf course in their brand new Hilux for a cheeky 18 holes before lunch. On the way back to the office they are distracted by talkback radio outlining the latest round of tax cuts that they wont benefit from, they are so riled up they shoot their niece Kurve who was doing work experience 3 days a week as their HR advisor (intimidator),

Kurve HR advisor (intimidator) killed by small business owner (SK)

 

[boncer34]

DEADLINE

What's taking so long?

 

[jmoo wan]

Its now Day 2. You tumble out of bed, and stumble to the kitchen, pour yourself a cup of ambition.

and yawn and stretch and try to come to life. Jump in the shower and the blood starts pumping, out on the streets, the traffic starts jumping for folks like you on the job from 9 to 5

Everybody!

Workin' 9 to 5

What a way to make a livin'

Barely gettin' by

It's all takin' and no givin'

They just use your mind

And they never give you credit

 

[boncer34]

Sucked in DERO

 

[boncer34]

Tarkyn_24

Thanks jmoo wan

 

[Wosh]

Beach today so I’ll go thewizardmelon straight up after his blabbering mess of a day yesterday...in 15 years I don’t think I’ve ever seen anyone act more guilty in this game. Except maybe Tarkyn_24 I’ll be back later to see if anyone has changed my mind

Thanks jmoo wan

 

[myblueroan]

Its now Day 2. You tumble out of bed, and stumble to the kitchen, pour yourself a cup of ambition.

and yawn and stretch and try to come to life. Jump in the shower and the blood starts pumping, out on the streets, the traffic starts jumping for folks like you on the job from 9 to 5

Everybody!

Workin' 9 to 5

What a way to make a livin'

Barely gettin' by

It's all takin' and no givin'

They just use your mind

And they never give you credit

Well hello Dolly.

 

[myblueroan]

Tarkyn_24

Thanks jmoo wan

Goin' for a twofor

 

[dank420_]

Wiz gave me the amulet for some reason.

myblueroan You can have it tonight unless there's someone else who might need it more.

 

[Wosh]

 

[BFew]

Dead PM pls jmoo wan

 

[Bluelegs]

Night summary

Overnight this email appears in your inbox, someone ****ed up and sent it company wide.

Subject: Termination of Employment - Union Secretary Position

Dear DERO (Union Secretary),

I hope this message finds you well.

After careful consideration and review of your performance in the role of union secretary, it has been determined that a change in leadership is necessary to better serve the interests of our organization and its employees.

Effective immediately, your employment with us is terminated. We appreciate your contributions during your time with us and wish you the best in your future endeavors.

Please coordinate with HR regarding the return of any company property and the finalization of administrative matters.

Sincerely,

HR Director


DERO Secretary (betawolf) killed by HR department (Mafia)

----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Press Release:

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE

Title: Union Voices Concerns Over Welfare Payment Increases

The Trade Union is voicing its concerns over the recent announcement of welfare payment increases by the government. While we recognize the importance of providing support to those in need, we are deeply troubled by the underlying implications of this decision.

As advocates for fair wages and working conditions, we believe that sustainable solutions are essential to addressing the root causes of poverty and inequality. Increasing welfare payments without addressing systemic issues such as low wages, lack of affordable housing, and inadequate healthcare access only serves as a temporary Band-Aid solution.

Furthermore, we are concerned that these increases may inadvertently perpetuate a cycle of dependency and hinder efforts to empower individuals and families to achieve economic self-sufficiency.

As a result, we are implementing industrial action at CENTRELINK, and BFew will be on strike effective immediately

BFew (Centrelink flog) Stood Down by Trade Union (Wolves)

------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Meanwhile, the Small Business Owner crawls out from under their pile of BAS statements to write a memo asking their secretary to get rid of the HR advisor.

They soon run out of interest and head off to the golf course in their brand new Hilux for a cheeky 18 holes before lunch. On the way back to the office they are distracted by talkback radio outlining the latest round of tax cuts that they wont benefit from, they are so riled up they shoot their niece Kurve who was doing work experience 3 days a week as their HR advisor (intimidator),

Kurve HR advisor (intimidator) killed by small business owner (SK)

One doodhead down.

 

[Tarkyn_24]

Good set of overnight actions.

 

[Gralin]

Wiz gave me the amulet for some reason.

myblueroan You can have it tonight unless there's someone else who might need it more.

thewizardmelon why did you do this when there was an outed flog?

 

[Tarkyn_24]

Not thinking today, just doing.

wiz please jmoo wan

 

[dank420_]

thewizardmelon why did you do this when there was an outed flog?

I get it. No one is going to target the only outed good role. Just feeling flattered he chose me.

 

[myblueroan]

You have some explaining to do The Wizard Melon
I put myself on the line for no gain.
Why shouldn't I vote for you jmoo wan