Your Top 5 -- W@nkers of World Cricket

[Sigh RolleyEyes]

Harbhajan Singh -- enough has been said already

Peter Roebuck -- Either stating the obvious with pomposity, or spouting crap

Billy Bowden -- is way cool, he totally rocks and has taken international cricket to another level with his style of adjudication. check out the way he pauses for effect before raising his bent finger (totally awesome), and how bout the way he signals four and six

i'm sure i'll think of a couple more but that'll do for now

 

[stmookeyj]

Robert Mugabe and Peter Chingoka....singlehandedly ruined Zimbabwe cricket.

 

[Belnakor]

Singh,
Roebuck,
Kumble (hypocrite alert),
Gavaskar (bitter old man),
Harvey (senile old fool)

 

[Willo #6]

Sreesnath?

 

[DT_fanatic]

Ponting
Symonds
Mark Nicholas

That will do.

 

[LIONS then DAYLIGHT]

Interesting idea for a thread.

Surprised anyone hasnt mentioned Zaheer Khan.

 

[tomemy]

5 biggest wanks:
1. M.Hussey, Mr Cricket.
2. I.Healy, wank and a cheat
3. H.Singh, abnoxious weed
4. S.McGill, bitter man
5. N.Harvey, bitter old man

 

[Ghostwriter]

Interesting idea for a thread.

Surprised anyone hasnt mentioned Zaheer Khan.

Won't be long and someone will mention Symonds.

 

[Dez!]

5 biggest wanks:
1. M.Hussey, Mr Cricket.
2. I.Healy, wank and a cheat
3. H.Singh, abnoxious weed
4. S.McGill, bitter man
5. N.Harvey, bitter old man

Hah?

 

[tomemy]

Hah?

with a nickname like mr cricket it says it all, w***er. Jeez every 3rd tv ad the blokes on there promoting himself, the bloke loves himself!

 

[Tiger Fury #3]

Andrew Symonds
Harbajan Singh
Nathan Bracken (good ODI but what a shit haircut)
Ian Healy
Ishaant Sharma

 

[Cudi]

with a nickname like mr cricket it says it all, w***er. Jeez every 3rd tv ad the blokes on there promoting himself, the bloke loves himself!

He hates the nickname Mr Cricket

 

[Bradesmaen]

Clarke
Singh
Kumble
Healy
Flintoff

 

[sherb]

So many to choose from, it's too difficult to narrow it down to 5.

Just about everyone I thought of has already been mentioned, but I would like to add Nasser Hussain, Pietersen and AW Greig to the mix.

 

[HawkieTalkie]

Kevin Pietersen
Shoaib Akhtar
Brad Hodge
Ian Bell
Harbhajan Singh

 

[Romeo]

Muppet
Clarke
Harbi
M.Hussey
Panesar

 

[Sylvia Saint]

Going back a little while now but surely Paul Nixon (Pommy keeper) would be up there.

 

[XFactor1979]

shaoib akhtar
mohammad asif (pakistan cricket in general have been known to have a few w@nkers - ijaz ahmed, saleem malik, javed miandad) but asif hasnt been playing cricket anywhere as long as those guys, making him achieve rapid acclaim as a first class w@nker
ranatunga
ishant sharma
i dont think michael clarke would be a particularly fun bloke to get along with outside the cricket field

 

[Ochre]

i dont think michael clarke would be a particularly fun bloke to get along with outside the cricket field

simon katich agrees

 

[Ferris_rules]

Tricky Ricky Ponting
Andrew Slymonds
Mathew Hayden
Adam Gilchrist
Michael Clark

Overtime I have come to respect the contributions made to Australian cricket by Glenn McGrath and Shane Warne.

 

[XFactor1979]

simon katich agrees

before he shaved his head he had that haircut that made him look like a twat

if he wasnt a cricketer he would probably be one of those types racing down george street with his sports car at 180km/h

oh clarkey, when youre 50 years old and your skin is sagging dont come crawling to me wishing that you didnt put so many tattoos on your body.

 

[The_Reaper]

Robert Mugabe and Peter Chingoka....singlehandedly ruined Zimbabwe cricket.

agree

That is a travesty

 

[Johnny_Segment]

Tricky Ricky Ponting
Andrew Slymonds
Mathew Hayden
Adam Gilchrist
Michael Clark

Spot on. Now that Hayden & Gilchrist have mercifully retired, you can bring in the pole smokers in Haddin and Mike Hussey.

 

[Jimmy Two Hands]

H. Singh
Gambir
Dhoni
Pietersen
Nel

 

[Marstermind]

Arjuna Ranatunga must surely be up there