Your Top 5 -- W@nkers of World Cricket

[royboy2]

Imagine if Ponting had done that...

What are you talking about?? He does that all the time

 

[King Elvis]

What are you talking about?? He does that all the time

No he doesn't - Punter has said it wasn't a clean catch plenty of times, but people don't remember them, because it's not another opportunity to sink the boot into him.

 

[Carl Hooper]

1. Any Indian Cricket member
2. Strauss
3. Watson
4. Graeme Smith
5. And King Elvis' fith.

 

[Hawks1523]

What are you talking about?? He does that all the time

What are you talking about? I can think of numerous times Ponting had said to the umpire he's not sure weather or not he's taken the catch, and asked them to review it.

 

[hogman]

What are you talking about? I can think of numerous times Ponting had said to the umpire he's not sure weather or not he's taken the catch, and asked them to review it.

Ah yes, that's the difference between Ponting and Strauss

 

[Hawks1523]

Ah yes, that's the difference between Ponting and Strauss

Difference is if Ponting thinks it may not have carried, he says so. Strauss couldn't be 100% certain he was under that looking at it, yet he just claims it.

 

[mansize rooster]

1.fred
2.Pieterson
3.Strauss
4.Swan Flu
5.Cook

Top 5 good blokes
1. Hussey
2. Kallis
3. Sachin
4. Vettori
5. Chanderpaul

 

[Bingle_21]

1. Andre NEL
2. H. Singh
3. Sreesanth
4. KP
5. All of the off spiners that throw it (bowl the doosra)

 

[who gives a]

i need to add Strauss and that cheating F****ing South African umpie

 

[Oscarman]

Paul Collingwood
Andrew Flintoff
Ken Piesse
Rudi Koertzen
Brad Hodge

 

[Audacious]

1) Harbajan
2) Flintoff
3) Ishant Sharma
4) Strauss
5) Every umpire who screws us each ashes.

 

[Team Mo']

Flintoff. Who the hell celebrates like that? Wank.

 

[Zeke]

Flintoff
Harby
Lee
KP
Nel

 

[hansie]

Harbajan Singh - new standard of selfish stupidity
Tony Greig = 20 years of stupidity
KP and Freddie Flintoff = pair of gits that combine a level of cretinous juvenile stupidity.
Mohammad Azzarhadin = should have done the right thing and crashed a plane into the side of the mountain - memory has probably dulled his disgraceful 'cash under the bed' disgrace.
Hansie Cronje = did the right thing, killed himself, now if our politicians can take a lead from this behaviour every time they are caught our doing something corrupt...

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From Australia:

Trevor Hohns = How many Aussie dollars are those kruggerands worth?
Slater = the guy has a mouth and no brains, and the wrong tattoo, and can't catch without 3 bounces, and is a boring windbag.
brett Lee = most over rated fast bowler in Aus ever.
Mark "mummy said you have to select me steve" waugh.
David Warner = not really his fault, but a reactionary selection to the side, and proved to be a 1 hit wonder so far.

honorouble mentions to Neil "quotes" Harvey, Ian "what lawry said" Chappel, Dean "big mouth" Jones, Rodney "no one was as good as me" Hogg, Andrew "gone fishing" symonds, Tubby fat ass taylor and Andrew "Headband" Hilditch

I object to that...and I'm not really dead, you pillock!

 

[nuey]

1) Harbajhan Singh
2) Andrew Symonds
3) Sourav Ganguly
4) Keven Pietersen/Matthew Hayden
5) Daren Powell

 

[dan warna]

bunk ball strauss and the bent bok koertzen went to 1 and 2 ><

 

[LongBomb]

Flintoff. Who the hell celebrates like that? Wank.

It's the Jeff Farmer celebration.

Arms raised high in the air and ignoring your team mates.

 

[Johnny_Segment]

Flintoff. Who the hell celebrates like that? Wank.

As bad as it is, Brett Lee and Mitch Johnson are much worse. At least when Fred does it, it is normally to a pretty big wicket. Watch the next time Lee bowls some tailender and he whips out the chainsaw or heel click, or Mitch Johnson having some guy chop on a wide one when he already has a ton and he goes off like he's just knocked over Bradman.

As for an updated list:

1. Stuart MacGill - tries to be funny, but isn't. Tries to be controversial, but is a now a no-one, so nobody cares.
2. Rodney Hogg - chops and changes his argument to suit the situation.
3. Brad Haddin - if I hear him yell "Catch It' one more time to a ball rolling on the ground...
4. Michael Hussey - when things aren't going his way, just looks like a sook.
5. Peter Siddle - the king of hitting a guy a foot outside off stump and appealing like an idiot.

 

[Hawks1523]

1. Andrew Strauss
2-5.

 

[Carl Hooper]

English eh?

How can Haddin, Hussey and Siddle be w***ers? They seem look good blokes, especially Huss.

MacGill and Hogg on the other hand..

 

[oc37]

1) Harbajan
2) Flintoff
3) Ishant Sharma
4) Strauss
5) Every umpire who screws us each ashes.

1 Harbajan
2 Flintoff
3 Ganguly
4 KP
5 Lee

 

[Cheshire Cat]

Flintoff is a legend!!

Current top 5

1. harbajan
2. ponting
3. clarke
4. brett lee
5. Symonds

past players

1. Steve Waugh
2. MacGill
3. McGrath
4. Hayden
5. Langer

 

[Adelaide Hawk]

Flintoff. Who the hell celebrates like that? Wank.

I'm glad you sad that. I'm a big Flintoff fan, but when Lee celebrates a wicket and goes slightly over the top, the media slams him. Where is the same criticism for Flintoff?

Seems some players are media darlings and others aren't.

 

[Wicked Lester]

I'm glad you sad that. I'm a big Flintoff fan, but when Lee celebrates a wicket and goes slightly over the top, the media slams him. Where is the same criticism for Flintoff?

Seems some players are media darlings and others aren't.

Yep I agree.

I used to hate Brett Lee's ridiculous chain saw celebration and his over the top antics on claiming a wicket.

Flintoff is the same. The "I am Christ" pose is utter nonsense. He's a played some good tests but an overall record of averaging around 32 with bat and ball is useful, but hardly up there with the greats.

 

[hogman]

How come an Aussie forum has so many English Trolls?