Mega Thread The Port Store Mega Thread Part 2

[DaTBird187]

I'm not that big...

Oh did find some more larges... And a couple of 2xl...

Haha, no I just thought you'd be able to fit more jumpers under it.

 

[Alberton Proud]

 

[Enviable Tradition]

How can they be sold out already?

Did they not think they would sell?

Could they not afford to buy more?

Or do the AFL limit how many they can buy?

 

[Dylan8]

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Flankets are back!

 

[bomberclifford]

Is a Flanket an off-brand Oodie?

 

[chiwigi]

How can they be sold out already?

Did they not think they would sell?

Could they not afford to buy more?

Or do the AFL limit how many they can buy?

Yes
NO
Yes

 

[Contested Marx]

I bought flanket and it was too small, it didn't reach all the way around me.

It was a Half Back Flanket

 

[Doctor Feel]

I didnt know we ever had flankets but im very glad they are back. Thank goodness.

 

[Contested Marx]

You just know when Mrs Hinkley sends Ken out to buy a quilt, he comes back with a flanket.

 

[bomberclifford]

You just know when Mrs Hinkley sends Ken out to buy a quilt, he comes back with a flanket.

Only because he gets discount at the Port Store

 

[Doctor Feel]

 

[John the Butcher]

Give that man a flanket

 

[RossFC]

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Explore Macron's premium sportswear at PortStore. Elevate your athletic style with high-quality gear and classic designs. Shop now!

portstore.com.au

 

[El_Scorcho]

Not bad. I'll buy one of those t-shirts if they sack Hinkley and I end my merch ban

 

[Del165198]

You just know we ended up with the off brand oodie's thanks to a ken texting typo on draft night.

"Hey youse blokes, what the list needs is an extra half forward flanket"

Team googles flanket

You got it boss, flankets are on their way!

 

[El_Scorcho]

I feel like I've posted this several years in a row now, but if anyone from the Port Store who has any decision making authority is reading this, can we please have a decent quality black and white bar scarf? If the AFL overlords demand that we add a third colour, make it a thin strip of silver seperating the bars. Teal outside of the logo is a dealbreaker.

One of our most prominent traditions involves everyone holding up scarves, and at the moment i'm left to choose between an old black and teal members bar scarf, several options with words all over them which isn't really my thing, or a black and white bar scarf that says "Magpies". There should be a better option. Let's up our scarf game a bit.

Something like this would be ideal:

 

[Grave Danger]

Indoctrinate them in Teal...

 

[afl2004]

Indoctrinate them in Teal...

The term "true believer" angers me

 

[Alyx]

GO
PO
RT!

 

[Doctor Feel]

All of that ****ing sucks. I would got some for my kid if it wasnt so rubbish.

Go
Po
Rt

 

[Capital Power]

The term "true believer" angers me

I thought that was reserved now for someone who has swallowed too much of the Club's Kool-Aid. It doesn't include us rusted-on types who are critical of non-performance and believe the Creed should stand for something.

 

[El_Scorcho]

The term "true believer" angers me

I get why the club are using it in this context but it's 100% been co-opted by the happy clappers

 

[PatientMental]

Why is it written like.

TrUe BeLiEvEr

 

[jonasshirtfront]

Indoctrinate them in Teal...

 

[Portmagpies36]

The term "true believer" angers me

I truly believe we are going nowhere, does this make me a true believer ?