Mega Thread Port Forum General AFL Thread Part 28

[TazD]

6am-9am indicates the big announcement won't be the long anticipated SUNS/MOONS rebrand

There's a second announcement scheduled for 8pm.

 

[simba_]

they should announce SACK HINKLEY

 

[Doctor Feel]

Fire twirling at 6am? I'm in!

Fearless SUNS activities

 

[TazD]

Since its at a Dawn Sevice timeslot it should be treated with that level of respect.

 

[jdeezy]

Maybe the SUNS are planning to guarantee they aren't competing for viewers by announcing they are playing all their games at 6am - 9am. With fire twirlers in the forward pockets. Ratkins will be spewing he left

 

[Doctor Feel]

Maybe its a partnership with Flinders Uni and their ****ing terrible "forever fearless" campaign. What the **** does that even mean, you are a university you stupid campaigners.

 

[edgie]

As if we needed any more proof as the type of person Dan Houston

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Dan Houston

Age

27

Ht

186cm

Wt

88kg

Pos.

Def

Career

Season

Last 5

D

18.2

5star

K

11.8

4star

HB

6.4

4star

M

4.9

5star

T

3.0

5star

MG

289.2

4star

D

17.6

4star

K

11.6

4star

HB

6.0

3star

M

3.3

3star

T

3.4

4star

MG

319.9

5star

D

16.6

4star

K

12.4

5star

HB

4.2

4star

M

7.0

5star

T

2.6

4star

MG

279.8

5star

really is, was just told he was at the Coldplay concert yesterday. Bollockhead.

Yeah but so was the karate kid

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[edgie]

St Kilda have a half decent finish to the season and Lyon responds by cutting their better players?

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[Doctor Feel]

St Kilda have a half decent finish to the season and Lyon responds by cutting their better players?

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We all know their better players were not that good. I don't mind it.

 

[Grave Danger]

 

[Festerz]

Maybe its a partnership with Flinders Uni and their *ing terrible "forever fearless" campaign. What the * does that even mean, you are a university you stupid campaigners.

Not sure any Australian university has a flipping clue what their role is anymore other than being 'a multi billion dollar export industry for the Australian economy'

 

[Papa G]

Take a look at me, I'm....

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Who actually buys and reads this shite? Most of these people are thoroughly uninteresting. Went to a function pre Covid, Steve Waugh guest speaker. Boring as batshit. Small Q&A. Then spent 15 minutes spruiking/showing video of his Charity in India. Was told he was paid $30k. For less than an hours "work". The last decent speaker I saw was Greg Ritchie... he is a naturally funny man, sided with Merv Hughes who actually isn't.

 

[Powerade 08]

Who actually buys and reads this shite?

The same people who go to see them speak at functions

 

[Duck Farmer]

FREE FEARLESS ACTIVITIES

Beats our FINALS ARE SCARY

 

[Doctor Feel]

Kenny and the boys doing some FEARLESS ACTIVITIES in their STEALTH guernseys

 

[Steve Dore]

Since its at a Dawn Sevice timeslot it should be treated with that level of respect.

They have to have it before sunrise so their wings don't melt.

 

[JimmyBC]

GMHBA is a terrible stadium for AFLW

 

[JimmyBC]

Everything about this is bizarre.
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They've hired Magpiespowaz to do bunny hops on his mongoose?

 

[GremioPower]

Cant use the drug excuse, because plenty of players on the east coast were using as much as WCE players so they would have been equally as affected. That's why the AFL brought in an industry wide illicit drugs, 3 strikes policy in 2005. They knew it was a wide spread problem across all club.

WCE players were over the top for no more than 2 or 3 seasons between 2005 and 2007. Not 30+ seasons.

Anyway its hard to bench mark WA teams against other international clubs because almost nowhere else on the planet are teams being forced to travel 4+ hours in a plane every second week in their domestic competition and in a sport as physically punishing and taxing as Aussie Rules. The Perth Reds in the NSWRL comp in the 90's weren't around long enough to do a good comparison.

Brazil would be close with Fortaleza in the Serie A competition having to make a lot of 3 and 4+ hour flights. Maybe the team from Cuiaba as well. I don't know which division the teams from Manaus in the state of Amazonas, deep in the Amazon and NW Brazil, play in (the city hosted 4 group stage WC games in 2014), and where their opponents are based, but they might have to do as much travelling as the WA teams, maybe more. This is probably a good topic for GremioPower to analysis and compare.

Maybe somewhere in Russia or China.

Vancouver's team the BC LIons in the CFL might be the closest in terms of longest flight comparison from their home to Montreal vs Perth to Brisbane distance, but they don't have most of their opponents 4 or 5 hour flight away from them as the CFL is split into a west and east division, and they play against 2 teams that are an hour or so flight away in Alberta, and a team that is 2 hours flight and another 3 hours flight that are in the western division.

Because there are 9 teams, 5 in the western division and 4 in the eastern division they play 10 games in their division, 3 teams 3 times and 2 teams twice and the 4 teams in the east 2 times, home and away each so 4 x 4+hr trips per season. The teams from Ontario and Quebec do 5 long haul trips to the western division each season.

And you can't compare them to the 4 major North American sports. 3 of them NBA, NHL and MLB have longer road trips given their 82, 82 and 162 game seasons respectively so they play 2 or 3 games in a city and then do a short flight to another city or two, maybe three, before they get back home. Their might be one long haul 4+ hour flight in that road trip either at the start or end of the road trip.

NFL has 2 conferences and 4 divisions so the teams might get 2 long haul trips in a 17 game season over 18 weeks.

Plus the majority of North American pro teams have their own charter flights, which means they can do a lot more things to make the stress on the body less severe, than on standard commercial flights.

I’ll check the flight distances later.

 

[edgie]

Who actually buys and reads this shite? Most of these people are thoroughly uninteresting. Went to a function pre Covid, Steve Waugh guest speaker. Boring as batshit. Small Q&A. Then spent 15 minutes spruiking/showing video of his Charity in India. Was told he was paid $30k. For less than an hours "work". The last decent speaker I saw was Greg Ritchie... he is a naturally funny man, sided with Merv Hughes who actually isn't.

Especially both Riewoldt and Cotchin, two guys with almost the same length careers at the same club.

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[Enviable Tradition]

Not sure any Australian university has a flipping clue what their role is anymore other than being 'a multi billion dollar export industry for the Australian economy'

Don't forget diversity and inclusion.

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[WillemDaDrew]

Trent Cotchin, Joel Selwood & Jack Riewoldt.

Personality personified. Intrigue abounds.

$8.50 box set.

 

[Magpiespowaz]

They've hired Magpiespowaz to do bunny hops on his mongoose?

Moi, actual footage...

 

[tribey]

Moi, actual footage...

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California Games <3

 

[240volt]

California Games <3

Definitely looks it, makes my Game Cube look pretty flash.